1/31/2005

Now ya dunna made me mad....


I don't want to see your freakin mayonaze on dis here site. You will make the family VERY unhappy and you don't want to piss us off. I got friends that will throw you in a vat of Miracle Whip and either you eat it or you drown in it. Don't make it hard on da both of us...

Hail Hail!


Click it.

1/29/2005

Epic moment # whatever..

Jordan gets mauled by the crazy dike.

With a rebel yell, she cries more, more, more....MORE, MORE, MORE!!!

1/26/2005

So! I heard you don't like Miracle Whip!



There is some guy on here that has a problem widt da Maricle Whip huh? What are you one of dos mayonase fags? Well we broke the Hellman's legs and heza sleepin widt da fishes. We are the only sandwich spread on dis here blog. The Miracle Whip Mafia is taking over this blog. The only things dat go on your sandwiches here is Miracle Whip!


WHOA! Calm down there buddy! Sorry about dat. He is very intense. Loves da Miracle Whip.



Yes, the Miracle Whip has made me who I am today.

I just want to say one more thing for you to remember...


Remember dat!

(Thanx Tyler for the last 3 pics.)

Post pics..

You need to go to the home page: blogger.com, and download the 'Hello' program. It includes instructions, and once you figure it out the first time, it's really simple.

Another method is getting an account at some hosting place (ripway.com) so you can host your own pics there. You then use a little bit of code in your posts to include pics:

img src="http://www.whatevertheaddressis.com/nameofpicture.jpg" (put this < at the beginning and this > at the end)

It's all very simple once you overcome the slight learning curve. (Do it once and you've got it.)

1/25/2005

i would like to know the same

I would like to know that too.

I gots shit to post up as well

you info having hoarding whores

HOW Do you post PICS!

Frustrating ass shit!

1/24/2005

I think i found my self a bass

yo yo yo check out the peavey grind bass 5 string on peaveys website with the woodgrain finish and the cutout on the lower curve


i found it a music shop for 399 so with my taxes i might buy that bitch

its so fucking nice i played that shitt too it sounds so pro

my band will be epic you hear me epic

1/23/2005


Visual Effects Sup of the day:

Yes yes, ghetto flick of the day. It was apparently made before the tripod was invented. Richard Pryor gave a marvelous performance when he got shot up by the Krauts. Billy Dee Williams got blowed up with a land mine. Fantastic.

1/22/2005

Who fuckin' rocks you?

I'm gonna be on the hunt for some good equipment myself, to exude my rock greatness upon all of yous. Because I know what you need...

You all need a comeback.

On the other note:

A trip with AXL would be epic, to say the least. Rolling on and rocking random spots, and slaying the ladies with the man himself. What could be better?

..doing all that in a new van..?

1/21/2005

Greatness has recently showed concern about Jared...

I was walking in the Dock 8 Break room and the gentleman in the corner goes "Hey did your buddy quit or something?" I was like who? He makes a up and down motion on his forearm and said "The guy with the lighting on his arms" Oh no he moved to Texas with his family. "Oh, my mother moved to Houston and I have never been to visit her there."

After this, I was thinking this guy would need to go on a road trip with us, not only to see his mom but because it would be cool too.

Who is it you ask.....

AXL! (scream like a little girl!)

I must get him to go on a road trip with us when we see Jared. I am going to try. This will be awesome!

1/20/2005

I want our shit

Jared i want copies of all of our shit so i can have it too.

how should we go about doing this in the easiest manner
I will pay your for the blank dvd's if you are too broke to buy them

just let me know what up.

oh yeah and im fucking rocking shit as soon as i get a 4-track i'll send you a tape of my shit
it's gonna rock you.
rock the socks right off of you

1/18/2005

Funny

I was watching "The Getaway" and remembered why it was so good. McQueen just decked Susan Sommers in the mouth to shut her up. Great moment in movie history right there.

I also just saw an Anthrax video. It was hilarious. It was exciting. I had caffiene.

1/16/2005

Oh yeah..

I just remembered one of the most epic things.. Tim's Fire Hose 40. That was nice.

1/13/2005

JTV: Epi 1 Pt. 1


I had very low expectations coming into this viewing; and, was obviously VERY bored. All future episodes will more than likely have the same preceding text, seeing as how I'll be reviewing only the finest flicks here. Case in point: Harold and Kumar go to White Castle. Yeah.

JTV: Epi 1 Pt. 2

Hey, it could've been funnier if you were stoned, or if they were; but so could Sonny Chiba choppin' celery sticks or something. The gayest part was the writing team. These guys were stoked on this shit, which is just fine, but don't speak of your show like it was a monumental piece of work. That goes for all moviemakers.

Bottom line: Rent it, though don't even bother with the actual movie. Go right to the commentary by "Extreme Punk #1". That's where the gold lies.

1/10/2005


Cheers to you and beer number 2. With many more to come the fun has just begun

Yes it is.

1/09/2005


It's a great day when both hands are full.

Suspicions Confirmed..

I just went out for a little street riding jaunt/beer run and two of my suspicions have been confirmed:

1. Brownwood street is "slim pickins", though I did manage to find a decent bank-to-wall tonight.

2. The guy at the store only talks about politics. He liked the fact that I paid with two $2 bills, a couple Susan B's, and a Doubloon.

Oh yeah, that means I have beer tonight, so I'll keep you updated.

1/08/2005


I'm sending you this postcard.

1/07/2005

Spell some shit!

Think about it. Subways : Ground :: Trolls : Bridges

Stokefest was epic, though VestFest is still pending.

Know it!

.. and for the record, I like the cold. Enjoy it you bastards.

why are we the Bridge club???

Jared, wh in the hell are we the bridge club did u give us this syupid name or was it automatic or someshit. damn you if ti was you and damn you if it wasnt for getting us some stupid automatic name.
im sure stokefest was real lame as was vest fest. yea so its cold as balls and its all nice and shit in texas, you dick

1/06/2005

Dammit..

It was 74 degrees outside yesterday.

That cane! Yes!

XM killing kittens that night.

1/05/2005


Some Shift memories for Leroy MC

1/03/2005


Maximum Stokage -or- an open invite to all cops

Yes, totally Stoked at Stokefest

Stokefest

Scenes from 'Stokefest: The Movie'

1/01/2005

That was rad... and stupid..

Day three of the Stokefest has yielded some unsuspected rewards:

Call me pre-pubescent because the fuzz just arrived. Seriously, three cops just showed up, asking if I played guitar. Them shits.

Neighbors: After three full days of stoke and the same, you'd think they'd handle it rationaly; but, shit no, they're retards as the rest.

I'm free to type it down, but the neighbors are obviously dumb shits, considering I've been rockin' harder since Thursday. Volume louder, guns more blazin'. WTF? It's Saturday you hyper-conservative cock-sacks. Deal with it.

Anyways, I got all I needed filmed.

All is not lost..

Remember when I said this: "Yeah, I'm eating pepperoni and consuming beer. A case and a half. One, am I an alcoholic? Two, do I have a mullet back there? ". Well, unbeknownst to me at the time, I would be embarking on a three day rager. It all started with a simple brainstorm and a quick trip to the Beer Barn. I had decided to make this year meaningful by completing a project long in the making.

Oh, there were a couple problems. One, my camera is still broken. Long story for those not in the loop, though lame it lies. Two, I have no job here yet, so funds are very limited. Not like they were ever abundant, but it could be better. However, against all aforementioned odds, I perservered.

Today, day three, I have begun the filming process. After completing the basic audio mix yesterday and a hellacious ringing in of the New Year, things don't seem so dark today. I am hard at work, and believe me when I say: "This will be the most epic entertainment event this decade, or century even." (Yeah, that's it!).

Needless to say, it will be good. Later'd...

Well, cool...

I fuckin' fell asleep during the deadline watching my favorite video, so that's OK. I guess 05 is here alright. I have a couple pics for the shit, but not too many considering I slumbered. I'll post later, I'm famished.