Ouch!

We just finished installing a proper crank-bolt. During the process, I managed to hit my face (nose) on the underside of the car. Hooray!

Why was the baby horse shivering?

He was a little colt.

Shamu is so rad!

I climbed The Enchanted Rock, went to Sea World, and attended Beer School this weekend. FYI: I graduated with top honors and had lots of free beer. Fantastic.

I recommend Sea World, it was good.

... II

Talk about nobody posting anything. I suppose I'll see yous when I sees yous.

Darth Shake

Resistance is futile. Fools! The streets will flow with the blood of the non-believers.

All you boppers out there..

Be looking real good. I ate my last burrito from the taco shack, and took my last paid dump at Nelson Wholesale 30 minutes ago. Then I left, and I'm not going back. I'm moving back at the end of this month, so there'd better be a basement, or a couch, or something ready for me. Some food would be good too.

You hear me? I'm making my comeback and this time I ain't fuckin' around!


P.S. - The other night, amidst my sweet slumber, I was stung by a damn dirty scorpion. That shit hurt! I jumped up and said, "I'm hit!". I thought I was shot. He rocked me like a hurricane!

JTV: Epi 3 Pt 1

I've been waitin' to do this one for a while now.

"Crazy Muthafucka!" That's the line you'll here as Dolomite, rigged up in Africa gear, seemingly walks through the set of a bunch of Kung-Fu battles. It is Wile! See it.

Can I sleep in your basement?

Tito? When I move up there for a while that is..

I'm serious.

Kickstart my Heart..

I just finished Motley Crue's book, The Dirt, and it was fantastic.

Black Sunday..

I did something out of the norm, so guess what? Shit gets blowed up! (See Below)

2nd & 3rd expenditures of the evil $666:

Taco Bell
Hastings - Among DVDs, I bought a book, and... a CD!

The mortar bazooka shall live!

wOO.

Caps Lock and Beers! Getting started here, I hooked up my surround sound to my PC finally and it is good.

Reading Tito's post: I feel that, that which can be fathomed can be attained. Nothing is out of reach, and there is nothing that can't be had. You're only limited by your thinking.

Now, .... I'll proceed to get drunk.

I was pissing:

And the train of thought left the station four beers back.

Does anyone remember The Granville Dance Party? Physically clearing the tables and chairs and gettin' down via the jukebox? We got rad that night. It will be barely remembered among the most distinguished of stokages.

BTW: First Expenditure of the Evil $666 - One Case of Delight (aka: Bud Ice)

I had considered a plane ticket, but could only afford a one-way.

Looks like fun..

Still no luck on finding the part for my car, or I'd have driven up there already to blast some fireworks. I need something to keep me entertained. I got to talk to Amanda finally last night, which was fantastic. I'm not drunk. I am rambling.

Things are too mild. Way too mild.

Often in life it seems that, that which is most desired, is that which is the hardest to attain.

Drunken non-grammatical quote #63

More pics

Time for some more drunk picture updates.

It started out with a nice day at the lake...



But soon the water was broken....



It seems that the word was out and it was all about surfs up....



And soon everyone was flipping out over the good times.

Ooh, the evil that lurks..

I got $666 this week. What kind of evil shit can I get into with that over this three-day weekend?