10/31/2005
10/30/2005
Hello Nurse!
Yo, it's everybody's favorite CNA and her debut video is finished and straight poppin'! You gotta see this!
Heil Barrel!
Get your booze on!
Available nowhere and never on sale for 50 Cents!
Heil Barrel!
Get your booze on!
Available nowhere and never on sale for 50 Cents!
Daft Punk is playing in my car..
Saturday night? Party? yes...
With a dozen of my own brand stashed in the car, I watched the others suffer through the Keystone Light. You don't know how happy that made me. With my tie fastened, I commenced to jigglin'..
After three beer and cigarette runs for everyone, Donald and I just decided to jam Da Funk and party in the parking lot. "Hey, Jennifer's gonna be here later..."
My mix CD's were a hit with me once again. They only know what the radio tells them. I was gettin' down at least... and Donald. Jessica loves it all and won't 'fess up until we get in the car. NEX..
The party moved next door and the residents of the one place fucked in the bathroom of this place. What? They don't have a microwave, and they go next door to fuck..?
Then, some big beaner and some chick from Planet of the Apes fucked in the same bathroom. That same broad later got a used condom slapped on her mouth. Yeah!
Donald played Super Mario Bros. 3 and kept talking to me for 10 minutes after I had left. Jennifer did show up. The recliner was once again a good crash-pad. I left a beer in the freezer overnight and took that bitch home with me today. "I live for the funk."
With a dozen of my own brand stashed in the car, I watched the others suffer through the Keystone Light. You don't know how happy that made me. With my tie fastened, I commenced to jigglin'..
After three beer and cigarette runs for everyone, Donald and I just decided to jam Da Funk and party in the parking lot. "Hey, Jennifer's gonna be here later..."
My mix CD's were a hit with me once again. They only know what the radio tells them. I was gettin' down at least... and Donald. Jessica loves it all and won't 'fess up until we get in the car. NEX..
The party moved next door and the residents of the one place fucked in the bathroom of this place. What? They don't have a microwave, and they go next door to fuck..?
Then, some big beaner and some chick from Planet of the Apes fucked in the same bathroom. That same broad later got a used condom slapped on her mouth. Yeah!
Donald played Super Mario Bros. 3 and kept talking to me for 10 minutes after I had left. Jennifer did show up. The recliner was once again a good crash-pad. I left a beer in the freezer overnight and took that bitch home with me today. "I live for the funk."
10/28/2005
I thought we were like this, son?!
Back to Arch Nemesis status?
I thought we were huntin' buddies?
Damn.
I thought we were huntin' buddies?
Damn.
10/27/2005
It sparks the interest of Ajunta Pall:
I thought it was interesting too:
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
At first I thought Xookymonster wrote this, as his spelling is usually atrocious. But, judging from his stories below, it has improved, and someone else must have written the above. Alas, someone else did write that shit. Well I'll be!
cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!
At first I thought Xookymonster wrote this, as his spelling is usually atrocious. But, judging from his stories below, it has improved, and someone else must have written the above. Alas, someone else did write that shit. Well I'll be!
My I-65 "incident"
Yep driving along yesterday on 65 picking up Brod, I allowed this semi-truck over in front of me. It was like a coal truck, but I think the bed was full of garbage or was full of garbage or something. Well, a stick came out of its half open door and came at me like what you see in the movies with people throwing an ax (or axe if you perfer).
I thought, "Yep I am fucking dead.". I couldnt brake because I would have gotten rear ended. I couldnt swerve either way because I would have gotten side swiped. So, I took the stick and prayed. I hit my grill and hood, bounced up and hit my roof and obviously cracked the guy behind me because he started to slow down and was not all on my ass anymore. I called Brod back and told him to take down the tag # of the truck.
I called the police in J-town, they told me to call Louisville/Metro. I called when I got to the Wal-Mart because they said it was the closest place to the station there. I waited almost 2 FUCKING HOURS and the cop that did show up told me he couldnt help me. He gave me the contact info of the tag of the truck though. So, that is a start. Insurance is going to help me get shit taken care of.
I will keep you updated if I get my shit fixed or not.
I thought, "Yep I am fucking dead.". I couldnt brake because I would have gotten rear ended. I couldnt swerve either way because I would have gotten side swiped. So, I took the stick and prayed. I hit my grill and hood, bounced up and hit my roof and obviously cracked the guy behind me because he started to slow down and was not all on my ass anymore. I called Brod back and told him to take down the tag # of the truck.
I called the police in J-town, they told me to call Louisville/Metro. I called when I got to the Wal-Mart because they said it was the closest place to the station there. I waited almost 2 FUCKING HOURS and the cop that did show up told me he couldnt help me. He gave me the contact info of the tag of the truck though. So, that is a start. Insurance is going to help me get shit taken care of.
I will keep you updated if I get my shit fixed or not.
Finally The Rage of Kip!
I get to update you all with Kip going Crazy this past Saturday Night at Akiko's. Has life immatated art?
Well, it all started with Brod doing "DAMN!" by the Ying Yang Twins. These drunk bachlorette party girls were there and 2 of them got on stages. One of them felt up Brod...last week Barrel, this week this LOL. Then he got off stage and the little drunk one got on the mic. Kip politely said, hey now stay off the stage until your name is called. Next person sang, drunk girl did it again. He said again more athoritative, stay off or I wont call your name, because people cant hear their names called.
They called him rude and went off. Kip started calling them all a bunch of bitches and security had to hold Kip back. They stromed out and went elsewhere. It was funny listen to them bitch outside.
Well, it all started with Brod doing "DAMN!" by the Ying Yang Twins. These drunk bachlorette party girls were there and 2 of them got on stages. One of them felt up Brod...last week Barrel, this week this LOL. Then he got off stage and the little drunk one got on the mic. Kip politely said, hey now stay off the stage until your name is called. Next person sang, drunk girl did it again. He said again more athoritative, stay off or I wont call your name, because people cant hear their names called.
They called him rude and went off. Kip started calling them all a bunch of bitches and security had to hold Kip back. They stromed out and went elsewhere. It was funny listen to them bitch outside.
10/26/2005
Holmes Depot..
Pending the background check and piss test results, I have a job. Should be good to go.
Both good and suck: Having an overflowing bladder at the piss test office, but having to wait behind a shitload of clinic patients. Kind of ironic or something..
Hey, FUSION3 is edited. Next up: Barrel the CNA! You boys set your buckles to quick-draw, 'cuz this one's hot shit.
And remember:
Both good and suck: Having an overflowing bladder at the piss test office, but having to wait behind a shitload of clinic patients. Kind of ironic or something..
Hey, FUSION3 is edited. Next up: Barrel the CNA! You boys set your buckles to quick-draw, 'cuz this one's hot shit.
And remember:
LMC's Top Five's
On the side, you may find my Top 5's as of the 26th. Some shit changes fairly often, but this is the ins for now.
I should have the others' shortly...?
I should have the others' shortly...?
10/25/2005
Top Five's..
Everyone just got a Top Five's to do... I'm sure they're not stoked and I'll only get half back, but what the fuck? It could lead to a little humor.. and if not, I'll just change everbody's shit so it is funny.
I have an interview with Home Depot tomorrow for an overnight freight position. Awesome?
I've created a pretty damn good play list for drinking too. Maybe I'll share it.
Sorry, no Emo, no 'Hardcore', and no Nickleback. Go cry.
I have an interview with Home Depot tomorrow for an overnight freight position. Awesome?
I've created a pretty damn good play list for drinking too. Maybe I'll share it.
Sorry, no Emo, no 'Hardcore', and no Nickleback. Go cry.
10/24/2005
10/23/2005
Update Update..
I partied last night.
Thank you.
Cruising with Donald and Jessica, getting the beer, showing up at the scene. Little kids were running around everywhere again. It seems to be typical for there to be a horde of children, of all ages, at any apartment complex you visit here. Once the swarm was gone, we got to some Circle of Death...
Circle of Death, for those who use games to drink, was totally new to me. Apparently you should learn the rules before you play. Didn't matter. I was there to get drunk anyway. And I did... and called somebody, and made an ass of myself in the name of fun. Yeah, I'll justify it like that.
Soon after the call, I puked in the sink while Eazy-E played in the back. Skrate fuckin' gangsta right there, my friends. I then passed out for an hour, woke up, and got back to partying. Did I mention that there were bitches everywhere? The dudes were strangely outnumbered, which made it fun for me. What do I care about?
Sometime during the night, Donald and I went for a food run and came back with a pack of eggs and a ramen noodle cup...? Good, except for the place was sans microwave. Who the fuck doesn't have a microwave?
All in all, it was a good night.
Thank you.
Cruising with Donald and Jessica, getting the beer, showing up at the scene. Little kids were running around everywhere again. It seems to be typical for there to be a horde of children, of all ages, at any apartment complex you visit here. Once the swarm was gone, we got to some Circle of Death...
Circle of Death, for those who use games to drink, was totally new to me. Apparently you should learn the rules before you play. Didn't matter. I was there to get drunk anyway. And I did... and called somebody, and made an ass of myself in the name of fun. Yeah, I'll justify it like that.
Soon after the call, I puked in the sink while Eazy-E played in the back. Skrate fuckin' gangsta right there, my friends. I then passed out for an hour, woke up, and got back to partying. Did I mention that there were bitches everywhere? The dudes were strangely outnumbered, which made it fun for me. What do I care about?
Sometime during the night, Donald and I went for a food run and came back with a pack of eggs and a ramen noodle cup...? Good, except for the place was sans microwave. Who the fuck doesn't have a microwave?
All in all, it was a good night.
10/22/2005
10/21/2005
Wi-Fi
Yeah you read right retards: I'm back to the South Base. The drive was fantastic. I got to Dallas just in time for morning rush. I quit the CD's in favor for some radio and discovered Dallas' 50 spanish stations. The suck.
Hey, I ate a Sonic breakfast burrito about 50 miles from the house.
I tasted all those jalapenos both going in and coming out. Inferno inferno.
Check ya neck, I'll be broadcasting again soon.
Hey, I ate a Sonic breakfast burrito about 50 miles from the house.
I tasted all those jalapenos both going in and coming out. Inferno inferno.
Check ya neck, I'll be broadcasting again soon.
10/17/2005
Ergonomic Keyboards are shit..
It's gonna be a rough climb out of the abyss.
My car is still in the clink, with no immediate relief in sight. I'm shedding material weight just to eat.
I'm gettin' pretty damn tired of the couch tour as well. All the curve balls have been tossed my way, and now I'm dealin'...
What the hell am I even trying to do?
My car is still in the clink, with no immediate relief in sight. I'm shedding material weight just to eat.
I'm gettin' pretty damn tired of the couch tour as well. All the curve balls have been tossed my way, and now I'm dealin'...
What the hell am I even trying to do?
10/06/2005
Keep yo ears peeled back:
..for the super sounds of the aforementioned Beijing Faith Machine! Their Kung Fu is strong.
10/05/2005
Beijing Faith Machine
Hey! I'm listening to ATC - "All Around the World". Why? Who cares why! It's hilarious.
Last week was pretty good. I can't remember some of the shit I did, but here are some highlights:
Some girl called John and said they needed us both to lick some nipples for a scavenger hunt; and they needed knives. So we obliged, and had some strange titties in our mouths for the cameras.
Oh, by some highlights, I meant one. I'm too distracted to remember any further. I'm out.
Last week was pretty good. I can't remember some of the shit I did, but here are some highlights:
Some girl called John and said they needed us both to lick some nipples for a scavenger hunt; and they needed knives. So we obliged, and had some strange titties in our mouths for the cameras.
Oh, by some highlights, I meant one. I'm too distracted to remember any further. I'm out.
10/03/2005
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