Don't let money change ya..

The title means nothing much, but ch-check it out:

This here is the LMC Meter-O-Stoke.. hear hear..



This is an example of 'The Meter' at maximum capacity.

Being that there are five different levels of stoke, there are obviously adjacent meanings to each of them.

Red: 0 Beers - Not Stoked.
Orange: 2-5 Beers - Stokage left over from last night is being consumed now.
Yellow: 6-8 Beers - Totally a future of reaching the pinnacle.
Green: 9-11 Beers - Damn Near..
White: 12 Pack or more Baby! - I'm drunk bitch!

This is The Meter Of Stoke, now get stoked!

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What? I know that couldn't have been The Investor...

There's no way.

Somebody get the scoop on who actually wrote that shit.


But, FYI:

We used Sound Forge for editing individual tracks/sounds, and for adding effects, etc. to them. Mine was bundled with ACID, so check that first. If not, it could be worth it, but I'd check some other effects plug-ins too. Though, Sound Forge was also good for trimming shit down so that it looped properly.

You may also check into some drum loop plug-ins for it.



I am bummed that I missed the mooninites though... oh well.

MMMMM...

I see this to be interesting to see what direction this goes into...perhaps an epic saga. We shall see...man why in the hell am I up again?

The Great Grovelling

yeah so im back on here in this intillectual property that used to be used for the transfer of info and ideas, and well i think it should get back to that.

it has come to my attention that i need to know what the hell sound forge the program was for cause im buying a new comp and im buying acid6 with it but soundforge i remember u have too but didnt know what it was for, well now i need to know if i need it before i drop 70 bucks on it. i know i need acid. Also i would like to also ask if you wouldnt mind sending me those few songs i made on your comp while u were here i have some ideas for them, thats really it i will probably be on here a little more with different shit thats going on the moononites were here a few weeks ago on bardstown rd. it was like 20 degrees and midnight so we didnt go hunting for them, an adventure was probably missed. Oh yea and i bought a sweet new JACKSON GUITAR. it is pretty sweet musicians friend is still cool. we should swap music and shit like back in the day. i got some ideas that i need to get out

Later
The Caveman

Whopper!

On the crapper, after John's Bathside Chat of course, I came to the realization that mp3 players really are a great thing. Some people hate the way others go about their business drowning out the world... like it's a bad thing sometimes. And, while I agree that trying to talk to someone who has their shit up way too loud to hear anything is frustrating, I still realize [their] value. Work is so much better with it... No Country!

Keep on crappin' in the free world.

This is not cool!

Still awake since 1:00... I've stumbled upon extreme boredom. Thanks to a lovely someone... I get this:

Your Outrageous Name is:

Peter Eater

Outrageous Name Generator

Not Cool.

What an eve...

My plan was to start drinking at a certain time in order to wake up at a proper time. Alas, it's almost 1:00am and I'm up. Merry Christmas.

The phone was on my face when I got up... I must've fallen asleep on someone.

Drunk sleep is kinda sweet in the way that the blankets never move, and it seems to be had all on my face. The pillows get backed up against the headboard and there are still a bunch of items both on the bed and in my pockets. It's a very peaceful state.

I should drink more.

Your present bitches:

Here you go... don't open 'til Christmas:

20 Fingers - Mr. Personality

Download it and there you go.

You're welcome.

I've just been humbled.... or awestricken..

Pioneer has a DVD turntable.

Anything you can do with vinyl.... and so much more.

The possibilities damn near blew my mind man!

I just don't want to know the price..

Crooked Ass Gross Mufasa!

Hey!

It's a fucking Exotic Comrades backG!




We are ExCo and you are not!!

Breaking News!!

Donald and I, formerly known as Cristie and the Retards, are now Exotic Comrades! Bung.

This amendment came about after deciding we're much more exotic than we are retarded.

Exotic Comrades

1st and 12..

1st down just happened...

Yes, I'm at home this Saturday, by choice. I stayed up too late this morning Christmas shoppin'... and didn't really feel like hanging out.

I have the beer though.. so stay churned.

Metal?

Have you bitches got your GWAR backgrounds yet?



Get crackin'!

Flesh Pants!

Flesh Pants are what I had on just now. Or, what my dog thought they were. We were out wrestling and my pants were no pants at all, they were shorts homie! You see, he likes to tug and tear at your pants when you get rough with him. He's a Rottweiler.

We had a good go, and I am way out of breath.

Be somebody, or be somebody's fool!

Live in Louisville? Got a nasty habit to kick? Got teef to break? Call me...



I'm sure we can work something out.

Oar else!

He may not look like much, but this dude don't fuck around!

There wasn't a subject here before..?

I'm now on MySpace Music, so check the shit out. I put up four tracks from 04, but there'll be newer shit in the future. There's a link on the right over there...

I classified the music as experimental/rap/comedy.. is that fitting? I'd say sure.

Other than that, I woke up at 5am today... when I'd usually be working. The weekends serve up some odd hours. IFC's on. Water's boiling, I'm sure..

Video Games is the new Golf.

Man, I am so ridiculously good at watching TV, that it's not even funny.... and I'm pretty fucking awesome at sitting down too. I've got that shit dialed.

Step.

I dare ya!

Radical Grammatical Bra!

I notice the previous two posts both have a 'stay tuned'. It shall now be: 'stay churned'.

Thank you.

That one girl cant get hotter...

Pour this on her. Now she is hotter. The Master of Drunkenomics, soon to be Drunken Jedi, Drunken Assassin is coming Spring Break. Hell or high water. Gather up all the girls and tell them the story of the legendary Drunken Raider riding into your town to pillage and mate with them. Stay tuned...

An update for the hell of it..

I haven't really done too much worthy of mention since last time..

I went to Subway and had that new Chicken Parmesan sub... it was not up to par. The concept is good though.

The dog decided that running on his side would be a more efficient mode of getting to the house, and it actually worked for about eight feet. That is, until the sidewalk ran out and he took down a light post.

Will this weekend be epic?

Stay tuned..

What a bummmer!

These should totally be websites:

japsrule.com

&

beanersrule.com

Somebody make them real quick, and make them good... then they can flex on each other and stick each other real good for making rude comments on each others' myspace.

Bitch, I'm on the interweb.

Mr. T quote of the Thursday:

"That's my wardrobe, my uniform, but I will never wear it again." - Mr. T, on his gold.


Is that sad; or is the prospect of Rocky VI, his reality show, and the forthcoming A-Team movie?

I wear my sunglasses at... day?

I made a slight scar diagram after I realized that some were quite prevalent. Do I really look like that? Fuckin' Frankenstein.... he's cool though, right?