12/27/2006

INDEED !!!!!

Merry Christmas indeed

To all of you that still are up on this piece have a Wonderful Merry Christmas

And a HAPPY NEW YEAR

haven't heard from leroy in a while wonder if the baby scared his ass away or if he is actually busy doing something constructive

in all reality he is probably dead

12/25/2006

Beijing Faith Machine

Merry Christmas to all you bitches.


Oh, and when are we going to Akiko's?

12/13/2006

Life changing Shit

Holy Butt Humping Jesus
I saw BOB SEGER last night and that shit was amazing.
He played for two full hours

My new amp is amazing it's got tons of shit to play with all kinds of built in effects and different amp sounds and shit i will soon have about 3 full songs done but i got no drums cause i work all weekend but tito will soon be laying some shit down for me, at least i think so

Later on people

someone else post up on this bitch

12/05/2006

Sounds Like

Sounds like I just ordered a new amp

Got me a Line 6 spider 3 little 75 watt amp
A down grade in actual sound level but a mighty upgrade in quality of the sound output

Only ran me 300.00 and it will probably be the last thing I buy my self for quite sometime.

It's also got a direct recording output so no more shitty mic's fucking shit up so i might actually put up some of the songs ive got worked out.

Yo you got any new gear or are you still OLP'n and Dano'n it.

LATROS

11/23/2006

Wow..

The title was supposed to be "Cookin' Up Jive Turkeys this Thanksgiving!", but then I read that post. I wish you great luck with that man.... and if you're gonna be in the delivery room, be prepared to scope the sickest shit ever. Seriously. It's gross.

I don't know what else to say.

Happy Thanksgiving guys, and check yo turkey neck!

11/22/2006

ahhhh LIFE

Ok somethings people should know actually just jared cause everyone else already knows

Me and Adrienne are having a baby girl in april

Most of my life will revolve around this event, My creativity will mostly be in her direction My attention will mostly be in her direction

I do miss the awesome days, I miss them maybe more than anyone else does If you do come back brother I can't say i'll be around a whole lot I dont get to hang out as it is with work and school now that we are starting a family my plate will be overflowing with shit i gotta do.

I really do not know what the future will hold in our group for me Ive got huge ideas and some other things i want to do it just might take a while for me to get to where i can do them.

I am not bowing out from all activities and events if you find your way back home but what i can do will be HUGE

11/20/2006

Hell no one else has gotten back with you on this one so...

YES come on back. My creative pimple is about to POP! A comic is in the works with Tyler and them so creativity is needed. No one else has time to fuck around. I maybe still doing the 2 job deal, but my creative outlet is flowing and it needs an outlet. Get your ass back here. YOur friends are here. Your oppertunities are here and Louisville is home!

11/02/2006

leroymc as Old Dirty Bananas in "A New Post"

The flick opens with me posting some random shit about... well, nothing.

Then, I'll tell you something funny I heard:

Why do jews have such big noses... Is it because air is free?

That's pretty fucking funny.

What's crackin' with the machine... it's collecting dust man. It works, and works well. Definitely good for mixing up some beats.

What if I came back for a while.. and didn't fuck around this time? Here's what: The single greatest movie and soundtrack ever, that's what! The scheming begins..

..and scene!

11/01/2006

DADGUMMIT

YO Jared if you ever get on this piece again i want to know how that drum machine of yours is holding up i need one for some stuff im doing and the one you got is well priced and i was wondering if it was worth the cash

give me some info on the thing

LATER

Damn im on here alot lately

10/30/2006

Yo Yo Yo whaddya KNOW

Someone else post up on this bitch. What are u up to LEROY damnit

Well I just went and the the almight GWAR on thursday night it was KILLER in all ways well thats really all thats going on here. I want to play guitar with some people, I need people that want to play and jam on shitty riffs and then be totally stoked on those same shitty riffs just like the old days GODDAMNIT

I MISS JAMMIN AND ROCKIN AND THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE NO STOPPIN WATER BALLOONS DROPPIN AND BITCHES COULD GET TO HOPPIN

10/16/2006

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE

Bob Seger tix go on sale this saturday for freedom hall, me and larry are gonna rock that shit.

All you folks can eat shit and live cause im rockin with SEGER on DECEMBER 12

9/24/2006

Yup..

Totally wanted to fly up there just for that. I knew it was coming, and I thought that would've been pretty rad - and totally something that I would do too.

Too bad I don't have a stockpile of frequent flyer miles anywhere.

Didn't see it yet myself.. I bet it was the shit.

9/22/2006

Jackass part DUEX!!

Saturday i will be going to see jackass 2 with assorted folk

Wish you could be here for it man We should do a conference call we just have to sync up movie times and cell minutes

I think that tito is reppin with us should be a laugh fest the time we went to see the 1st one was hilarious

I'll be thinking of u

I'm still fucking here

Where the hell are you?

I'm still fucking here

Where the hell are you?

9/21/2006

YO!!

Give me an update..

What is crackin' with everyone?

9/07/2006

Woo!

Fixed the font colors too!

Mmmm... the 80's

Not like the decade, but the temperature. Damn! Finally got some decent daytime temps all up off in this biznitch!

...oh, and that ain't no damn class, that's called recess man.

8/31/2006

My comp is BROKE, just like ME!!!!!!!

Computer is in the best buy shop, probably being sent back to HP with bad RAM which erased everything on my fucking hard drive. This is total bullshit.

in other news I have a Music Tech. class mon and wed for 2.5 hrs a day where all i do is play with acid. Its badass. He has like 50 cd's just filled with stuff to fuck with. Im in process of copying all of them.

Well thats about it, Just waiting to get my comp fixed

8/10/2006

I have some new found time off

I got my hand caught in the stretcher at work as it lowered the x bar closed on my hand. Of course if we would have moved the ambulance up a bit to get the patient out, it would have been okay. I crushed 4 of my fingers. Pinky has the gansta lean going on. UPS wont let me off. I am stuffing envelopes at yellow for the next week. Iza going to be broke.

I have some new found time off

I got my hand caught in the stretcher at work as it lowered the x bar closed on my hand. Of course if we would have moved the ambulance up a bit to get the patient out, it would have been okay. I crushed 4 of my fingers. Pinky has the gansta lean going on. UPS wont let me off. I am stuffing envelopes at yellow for the next week. Iza going to be broke.

7/27/2006

Rock is not dead.

Yeah, I spend a lot of time on this piece, but I am fully infused with the power of rock son. Haha..

.. But I did get this new 19" flat panel and slaying dragons never looked better.

7/26/2006

HUH????

Well you always wanted to play D and D huh. Thats actualy pretty fucking funny.

Didnt really see that coming from you but i guess being in texas where there aint shit to do what else are you gonna do

I was wondering if you even jammed anymore or have the tools of rock been put down in trade for some D and D witchery

later

7/20/2006

I don't know..

I have no idea what to post, other than: "ain't shit happenin' here"..

I am Gnerd.

Lately, I've spent all my time playing fucking DDO. For those uninformed, I've pretty much always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons, but never had those types of friends... Well, that is, until Dungeons and Dragons Online.. woo!

MMORPG + Me = Gnerd

I seriously spend too much time on there, but it's so rad.

I need a nice +2 Mug of Frosting --

7/16/2006

Nothing worse

There is nothing worse than finding out the only thing you got left to drink is fucking Bud light. Nasty stuff right there. Still managed to get through some of it though. Only way to get to sleep on nights like tonight. Cheers bitches.

7/15/2006

The Machine goes from Global to Mobile

Oh hell yea. I can finally post on the blogger from my phone. The new Sidekick 3 is allowing me access to the blog fuckers. Where yoz all gueys at?

7/05/2006

iT'S THE 4TH YESTERDAY...?

Fuckin' caps lock..

I finally sold my white car, haha. I sold it to a dude I work with, and I damn sure peeled the Washington Bridge sticker off it. Now, I can still get in it at break and do 360 whips, like I was doing today... except I don't have to worry about breaking it.

I didn't see a single bit of fireworks this weekend, or for the week so far..

I thought about buying a guitar, and some equipment today, then quickly realized nobody has the raw fucking potential needed to rock it like it needs to be rocked.

There's a riceburner at this used car dealer I was eye'ing.. it would be fun, but the right fack is never in to scope it with me.

I've skipped work four times in the past month, three of them no-calls.. ha! The monotony of life.

7/04/2006

Happy 4th bitches

yea, that's pretty much all I got. You all need to add some new shit on here from time to time.

6/14/2006

Found Quote:

...and it seems to apply to me quite well..

"Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and
well preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside thoroughly used up, totally worn out,
and loudly proclaiming - WOW - What a ride!"

Too damn hot!!

100 degrees at 8PM... Dang!

It's true, WAY too fuckin' hot here.

6/03/2006

Oh yea...

3 Rose Court
Louisville KY 40208

HEY HEY HEY MUST HAVE BARREL FOOTAGE!

That is big screen glory there ya know.

Interesting indeed...

For the Record, you guys were closer AND I had to piss. And, according to Sean, the fatass needed to die. Didnt thank the guy who saved his live AND went back to eatin.


Here is one great group shot for the archives....



The 5 mins at the Red Cheetah. Man that place is still a hoot.

John, the Emt..?

The same guy who sat there with us watching the guy die at Jerry's?

Should be interesting.

The DVD thing is awesome... I bet it's so rad on the big screen.

So..., there's three months of summer and the world is pretty much ours. Hmm..

I would help if I could read...

Well, if I DID read before I posted the midget wrestling match. Eh, it was funny. Anyway, yes, some type of a comeback. I am so bored and so solber. Good things has came around. June 12 I start...........................Drumroll.........................................EMT school. Yep I quit Jewish yesterday and I will start will Yellow Ambulance on June 12th. Fucking scary I know. Me with a blue star and Serpitine and staff. ANyway, I regress. I dont have really any outlets anymore. Everyone is marrying off (no offense to anyone at all). Yea, road trip, rock out, drinking about, filming something stupid, yes yes YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES. It has been past due and needed. I too have thought back of way back when. Brod got a DVD burner that took Jared's 2 DVDs and made them one DVD THAT ACTUALLY WORKED and we watched flims of yore on the big plasma (BTW MAIL ME SOME FOOTAGE DAMNIT!). I miss the everything that was everything. From the eating at Jerry's to HELL wall. Yes, I do miss. A comback reunion tour is needed THIS SUMMER RIGHT NOW. I am going on sorry, but I am tired and my mind is wondering. Something that little might get lost. But I agree. Something SOMETHING ANYTHING DAMNITALLTOFUCKINGHELL needs to be done.

My come around doing stupid shit thing that I do


Click to see Video

5/31/2006

I'm fuckin' starvin'!

I need that damn chicken parmesan, with a side of hidden bathroom beers...

So rad!

I know you must have some more pictures..

5/30/2006

Edited this out

or Jerriy's??!!

Who could forget the nihts of bowling

not even sure what comment to leave for this one.

Yea, the blue squirell

The fuckiin' D

About damn time somebody put something new on here. I was getting tired of checking and seeing nothing new. Thanks to the both of you bitches for make me reminisce on the old days. Every time I see a local band playing I think about us and the blue squirrel. I had a bunch more written here but decided to edit it out, it was all a bunch of stuff I decided I didn’t really want to say.

5/26/2006

Don't forget the D!

Who knows with me and that broad.

We definitely need some crew time though and the summer is good with the exception of anything being here... it'll be an inferno. And, I hate the heat. I'm down to drive or fly anywhere so long as it's not further South. Bleck..

Gotta be something different...

5/24/2006

Precarious Happenings

I always wondered if you ever cared about anything. You are a hard dude to get to know, but you probably already knew that.
After reading my post and then reading yours I noticed a smile coming across my face, I realized that friendship no matter how shitty things get will always be there.

I too want to get radtacular a few more times before this is over. I have a camera now but things just arent as rad without some key things in place.

Over the summer I think something needs to seriously happen but it cant happen here.

I dont know why you and adrienne cannot co-exist happily but she fucking hates you real bad, which is one of the reasons you didnt get an invatition.

But none the less I have some vacation time I can take during the summer and the idea is there and the seed is planted in my head and some gears that havent turned in some time are getting regreased just in case I have to use them

Long Live THE BUNKER

5/23/2006

Hey Hey Lambchop..

Not too bromantic, but just enough..

I've known that those were some of the best times ever... ever. But, I did some awkward shit that I shouldn't have... of course, as always. But, I apologize. I've always been out for adventure, and still am...

I really wish we could just get rad.

Break out the cameras and shit.. whatever...

You make me all misty and shit.., because even though you never thought I gave a shit about you bitches, I always did, and do.. Even though I never got a damn wedding invitation.... ass!

I would like to make the appearance... but, I doubt you'd have an open bar.

Good luck, and,

I'll keep this piece up, of course...

Historic Musings.......This is WAY WAY Bromantic

As everything does in this world, this forum of expression is seemingly fading away. As we all get busier and more involved with where we are going and what we are doing we seem to be forgetting where we have been. I liked the idea of still kind of communicating no matter how strained out personal relations have become. Since this place has not been updated in nearly a month I think this will probably be the last one you will see from me, unless there is huge happenings on someone's front.

John and Tim I am not so much talking to you in this post as I am to jared, cause i can see you two assholes anytime i want to.

Jared our lives interwtined for quite some time, and damn we had some fun. Some of the more memorable times of my life have had you involved in someway or another, but then again the shittiest lowest point also has you involved. The way that our friendship somewhat broke down was far less than what I was hoping for. I was in a shitty place for quite a while after I kinda kicked you out, I pretty much created the situation, so I wll sleep in my own bed. I am sorry that things did not work out in louisville I really wanted them to cause our minds do some odd things when they are in close proximity to one another, but none the less those things did not happen. A shitstorm blew through here and it dropped your ass off in texas when it was done. I do not regret a thing in my life but there are things that could have been resolved differently, that is one of them.

If any of you dudes ever want to hang out sometime just get a hold of me and we will see what happens.

The few years where it was just 4 or 5 of us in a room are by far some of the funnest times in my life and as I get older and life sets in you start to realize where the fun was had and where it was not, and the fun was always with us.

I am getting married to Adrienne on June 4th. I am as happy as I have ever ben in my entire life but I do miss those days.

Sincerely,
Brandon

4/24/2006

Even Better:

"...We got pigeons drunk yesterday. You just buy a loaf of wonder bread and two 16 ounce cans of bud and pour the beer in the bag. The bread soaks it up, they eat it, and then they walk in circles."

Awesome.

And a nice clip to boot: http://raditts.com/phyles/karatechimp.mpg

Copy and paste.

4/22/2006

Double Duece Quote of the Day!

"First, you need to know the history, man. 'The Man' is upset at our freedom and that is not cool. If someone ever gives you shit, just read this and school them assdots. They don't even know, man." -- referring to an important, informative writing on the truths about why the chronic is crowned "criminal".

You'd be surprised.

4/20/2006

A battle of epic proportions!



See who stomps a mudhole in who's ass, and walks it dry!

4/14/2006

National Enzuigiri Day!

http://xsweatpeax.livejournal.com/?skip=20

Yes, April 25th everyone needs to do a jumping kick to the back of someone's head.

The easter bunny said he love me while he was giving me the reach around and doing me in the butt with bacon grease lube. He doesnt hate me.

The Easter Bunny Hates You!

4/11/2006

Don't hate the messenger:

...but you will never dance this good.



Oh yeah, and at long last, the Bibble is in scribble:

Go to exoticcomrades.com.. click.. and it should be there now.

4/10/2006

Aces and Hates..

Taste the wrath of the back of this dead man's hand. Slap!

I keep forgetting to find that shit, so yeah.. I'll actually do it and get it to you somehow. Fuckin' DUB Edition has had my ass glued. All the good shit's been comin' out on the Greatest Hits list... $20 fool! Boredom sucks.

And that pile of wood... it's a mini-ramp, being only half of the proposed plan. The first phase is just a basic 16 foot wide, four foot tall mini with a big ass covered deck; while the second phase will create a spine ramp twice the size, with a nice six foot extension and a wall-ride. But, yeah, with the burn ban ending I thought about just having a nice roast.

Out.

4/09/2006

Have A glass of Hater-ade

First off I knew it wasn't very important with whatever those people wanted i just got tired of them harrassing me all the damn time.
If i thought the shit was for real seriouis i wouldve told them your ass was dead and shit

i want to know if i can get my greasy hands on that fuckin song i made on your comp, your ass probably deleted that shit but if not would you please send it to me I got some ideas for it

Acid sucks when it comes to making for real drum beats and not electronic shit pissin me off

now excuse me while i go on vacation to the Hateeee's

hahahahah I wish you ILL

Hater Salad..

What the hell climbed up yos bitches' asses?

Damn.

That fuckin' temp place is still trying to hire me for jobs, the court is still sending me subpoenas to be a witness in a case I never really witnessed, and the state still owes me seventeen bucks for income taxes.

I hate STATES!

4/08/2006

Hata, My Ass

What the fuck

Yeah im just gona get like 5 calls a week for your dumb ass cause you gave them my fucking number for a reference. If that aint that aint some bull shit

Like i'm gonna put up with that bullshit forever, Fuck that

Crazy Motherfucker

I hate the AIR

4/07/2006

Hater SHIT!


Well well well. Look at this HATA here ratting out his best friend because he is ducking those bill collectors. He is just mad because those dirty motherfuckers are always have their weasely hands in his pocket so he sells his freind out so he can get the man in his pockets too. What kind of dirty trick ass shit is that? Hating at its finest.

4/03/2006

Random Notes and other shizzy

Yo go out and buy the Danger Doom album it's super sweet adult swim rapping mayhem, and the beats are badass like carls red jeans.
I got some actual beats up on acid now i like them alot i might try my hand at rappin and crappin out some lyrics.
I will not be joining the yacht club my next vehicle will be a small gas conserving midget car.
Oh yeah someone called my cell phone today lookin for ya jared i sent them to TEXASS, its a big state you got time to start hiding.

Hey if you still have that Bubbles song i made on your computer i would really like to have it for me, and how is that Roby Dick remix going. I'm guessing you built something with that gigantic pile of wood you was talking, or did you just set it on fire to waste a shitload of money.

Well i got nuthing else to say except that im going to kick johns ass fro that photoshop of me and deaf-fruit, GODDAMN ASSHOLE

3/30/2006

LYA Update

Um... I didn't realize that the Land Yacht is actually a legit Airstream RV model. Oops.

I guess the Land Yacht Club is out. On the same note though, while googling "ghetto sled", I found this: http://pubpages.unh.edu/~dws2/pages/home.html .. Brief, yet hilarious

Yes! That's definitely dope.

I don't know anybody selling one, but you might check the local dealers. The Rubicon is the shit. That bitch better not be restricted to the pavement though.. that'd be a damn shame. Ya heard?!

Too bad though.. I was considering starting the Ghetto Sled Association, or maybe the Land Yacht Club. You've gotta get in on the ground level though, so to speak. Womp.

3/29/2006


Well this is my new vehicle.......Well, it will be once I can find one that's for sale. If you know anybody selling an 05 Rubicon with the 6 speed manual transmission let me know

3/27/2006

Big Balla, Shot Calla..

I need some twenty inch blades, cuz I bought an Impala.

That's right fools.. the OG of ghetto sleds.

Uh, not this one though:


Because that's probably what you pictured, right?

No no, mine's an 81.. google it. It's gonna be nice.

3/23/2006

And for your video entertainment...

http://vewgle.com/showthread.php?t=269

Copy and paste that shit. Good laughs.

I told you I owed you one...

Would you be kind enough to explain this pic I found of you on Mojo Brandon?






I just don't understand...I though I knew you...

3/14/2006

Greatest Hits list gives me the shits, with lettuce in it..

Best game on the Greatest Hits list right now... damn near the greatest game ever.

Kill, destroy, and kill again..



Doherty: SO hot right now.

3/13/2006

Hot find right here:


Deaf Fruit's long lost autobiography.

3/12/2006

But where's Corey Feldman?

That shit better be good.

Speaking of standing by... I've got an $800 pile of wood in the garage.

..and a hard hat.

Oh yeah.. and a fuckin' week off!

Should be good.

3/06/2006

rhyme time with john rodman

yeah so adrienne was on that retarded louisville mojo thing and she looked at johns profile and all his shit is one big fucking rap song or some shit i was laughing my ass off.

You gotta be classy but it doesnt hurt to be a little sassy

FUCKING BRILLIANT JOHN

yeah i found someone to play bass with me and tim is still pussyfootin with that double bass pedal------- just buy that shit tim

ohh yeah and tim might be gettin a nice job in the office makin cash money so maybe the pedal will happen

Me and the jackson are starting to make magic soon to be heard by all


GODSPEED RAY BROWER will be the name for this project of mine check the name like a blast from the past with a train comin for your ass

hahaha i rhyme like john

2/27/2006

You know... maintenance needs.

Damn, I am so stoked on having another website up! Because, every 10 to 20 days when I work on it, I always have the best time making so little progress.

Ha.

I do have some good ass ideas for it though, and I would upload the past videos, if the fucking 'per file' limit weren't 20 megs.. All those fuckers are like hundreds.

Womp.

2/17/2006

New Fronts!

I published a new cover for the supposed website.

What I said... I said..

2/14/2006

What's all this?!

Could it be the very raw origins of an actual website? DANG!

And what's more; Brutal Assaultt... the best metal band ever.. ever.. coming back!! Maybe.

Yeah..

2/12/2006

aaarrgggg

so I been just stopping by and reading all this radom stuff for a long damn time and not actually putting anything up myself. I'm somewhat intoxicated so I'm guessing I'll put something up. The girl that was serving me up drinks all night long was damn fine. And I'm working on some shit of my own to post up on this bitch since everybody else seems to be. Why I decided this drunkin night to post when there have been many others I don't know. but, hey whatever. I'm sure I'll be posting some new pics up soon. Maybe. Who knows maybe I won't post again on here for another fix or sive months. As a pirate would say arrggg


P.fucking S. The colors on this bitch make it hard to read at times. Especially when not totally sovber.

2/07/2006

Picture of the day:



That guy seems like he'd be a good friend to have. He's got a positive vibe.

2/06/2006

Merry-Go-Round

OR Super Bowl 40

What a fucking joke...

Does anyone remember when they actually played this football shit?

This wasn't the the worst Superbowl I've seen.. though it was FAR from the best. This shit right here, along with the commercials (also lackluster), were the only things keeping my damn eyelids up:



Oh, and did anyone see The Tumbleweeds..er, The Rolling Stones perform. Ha! Fitting that they have a mouth for a stage (their 40 Licks logo), because that bitch swallowed them up like their late 60's groupies. Oh wait... they still have the late 60's groupies, except now they have Social Security benefits. Score!

2/04/2006

Charlie Murphy!

I just watched The Boondocks... hilarious episode, and guess who had a voice on that bitch..?!




Charlie Murphy!

Break yo'self fool!

2/03/2006

Quote of the day: Paris Hilton

"SO I WAS WALKING TO PICK MY SNOOKUMS UP AND SOME HOMELESS GUY ASKED ME IF I COULD SPARE A DOLLAR SO I PEPPER SPRAYED THAT DICK.

THAT'S HOT."

The bitch is everywhere!

2/01/2006

Eatin Weiners...... Thats funny

Yeah so i guess the cave man has a appetite for weiners, whatever.

I will have to hear your remix of that when you get done.

I fixed the double problem not to sure how that happened but its fixed, so the real one is up now.

Kinda busy right now so that is all i got

I'm gonna steal yo shit!

I checked your tracks Brandon. I think you've got Japaranoia twice, and I think Madtronics came up with the double.. check it out. Pretty good shit, and I'm gonna jack one of them for a rappin' remix. Wait and see!

Roby Dick

Other than that, I'm fuckin' hungry.


Oh, and I almost forgot this shit:
http://veepers.budlight.com/slip/ga4vhGwj2Hg5oSUj1ENTha

1/29/2006

Fucking great...

now go fix me a sandwich. Oh...and look my new profile is slowing building...

1/27/2006

Daaammmnn!

Would you look at that...

A muthafucka finally done came up.

1/26/2006

hahaha Bitches

I have entered the world of broadband hahaha

I also have some songs up at acidplanet if anyone cares check em out

artist name is Idrinkfnblood as usual

later

1/24/2006

Trampoline Memories

So the trampoline is pulled up to the bottom of the deck. People are flying off of the deck. It's jared's turn and hes off into the air, clean landing onto the tramp. WAIT!!! He is back into the air moving over to the ground OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Shit he's on his fucking head
HAHAHAHHA
someone see if he is dead or something.

that shit was fucking hilarious that and the triple human stack of doom in the pool

ahhhh reminiscing of the days

1/21/2006

Your neck's not as cool as you think it is!

Yoseph! In the midst of another "Breakfast"...



Fuckin' Blastastic!

1/20/2006

Convenience Store Chronic.. what? ..cles Pt. 1

The best little mini-conversations/encounters have always taken place at the convenience store, so I figured I'd begin telling the stories again... starting with today's:

alreadynegative: another fun conversation at the store too
heartgunglue: how'd it go?
alreadynegative: I go in, nod, get the four 40's down and silence befalls the other customer...
alreadynegative: he says "damn, I got a hangover just looking at that"
heartgunglue: ha
alreadynegative: I said "what? that."..."that's a good time right there"
alreadynegative: then he sympathized with having a night job before and having gotten weird looks for buying 12-packs at 8:00am
alreadynegative: the cashier dude goes "have you seen that shirt? the one, it says: Beer: not just for breakfast anymore..."
alreadynegative: then, they both totally envied the fact that I'd be drinking for the rest of the day

As you can or cannot tell, I already told it in an AIM conversation and was too lazy to re-type the shit for real.. but there you go. It took place an hour ago by the way.

1/19/2006

Do you know what I am saying?

I came to the realization that I've had my wallet for 8+ years now. The perfect curves and contours that cuddle and caress my cash... not to mention my ass...

Know what I'm sayin'?

1/15/2006

All I Need is One Blog..

I had another just now, titled: "This is ExCo", but, what the butt-fuck?

Fuck that, ...and deal!

Anything the most exotic dudes of the Exotic Comrades have got to say is good enough for this blog..

When them shits have a happening to pop up about, I'll roll out a special icon. And, if you thought that I'd reveal that icon, you are fucked in the head!

Enjoy the following presentations:

1/13/2006

Brownwood Breakfast:



Ya gets paid, ya gets fed!

1/12/2006

Yepppp

My fucking birtday tomorrow...YAH!

Picnic Table Doubles..... and more!




Keepin' tha ears to tha streets... and that table.


I don't care.

More fuckin' pics!

Shot 1:

Shot 2:



My pimp hand is strong!


Droppin' the hammer!


Anybody recognize this fool?

1/09/2006

400 Degree Chicken

Yo, it's another one of LMC's Wile-Ass Recipes. This one coming to yous in the midst of a fine drunk sesh... and there must be some kinda copyright on my soon-to-be-published recipe book title...

This one's more about the sauce and less the substance, but you'll need some 'yellow-bag Pilgrim's Pride hot wings' from Wal-Mart. Them shits get ya insideries jumpin'!

Now, melt an eighth of a block of the big Velveeta. Small bowl, big bowl, used Popeye's box... don't matter. The cardboard may incorporate itself and provide that there colon with, as NKOTB'd say: 'The Right Stuff'.

Put the following shit all up off in there:

- Some Summer Sausage - bit up wit' yo mouf, not some knifeage
- Some garlic powder... counteracts that Velvy Cholo Itis's.. and tastes good too!
- Some Baco's.. cuz ya needs tha poke

Make it another :25 in the reactor.

Now, pour to your heart's content with the Ranch... because it IS a food group after all, and you'd hate to miss the fuck out. Mix all in eith the same knife you slashed the Velveeta with to give it the same authenticity you started with. Don't ever introduce strange instruments into a recipe already in progress!

Exotic Comrades is ups...

exoticcomrades.com.... muthafuckas.

The shit's a simple type of shits, but it's gonna have all the damn videos from the past year up there. You want exotic hilarity a.k.a. drunken antics, then BUNG!, you got it!

1/07/2006

Saturday Morning Sassy Fashion Shoot!

Damn sucka.. I shot myself!






Total gayness! Get rad!

1/06/2006

Fuckin' Producin'!

The crib is deplete, and I'm on my feet... for now!

I've been patchin' cords, pushin' buttons, and strummin' strings..... and drinking heavily, all in the name of SO rad music.

Yeah!

Soon to be edited now... just read.

1/05/2006

That's my boys!



Ha Ha! It's the boys... on the Mojo no less. When Brod told me about this, I couldn't believe it, but BAM! I rolled over and over on this one.

Hey.... you guys are semi-famous up there. Let me know when you start gettin' paid..

1/04/2006

Hey.. it's episode 4!



Oh, I don't usually write the reviews for my more serious viewings, but hey...

It was good.

Jarmusch flicks are the only flicks that can make me feel uncomfortable. It's more like I feel uncomfortable for the characters. You may not understand why... but I fully comprehend the phenomenon.

Hey, Stone's car was rad too!

And a fuckin' Dolomite discussion.... Yeah!

1/02/2006

Oh Six!



Always an adventure, and the first day of '06 wasn't one to disappoint!

A Mexican named Poncharelli bombing Keystones
Dropping 40's in the car park
Smashing free kid's bikes
Riding on Chrysler LeBarons
Having the cop's Glock in our backs
No Sleep 'Til HomeSkillets

It is the year of The Meat Eater Deluxe!