"...We got pigeons drunk yesterday. You just buy a loaf of wonder bread and two 16 ounce cans of bud and pour the beer in the bag. The bread soaks it up, they eat it, and then they walk in circles."
Awesome.
And a nice clip to boot: http://raditts.com/phyles/karatechimp.mpg
Copy and paste.
4/24/2006
4/22/2006
Double Duece Quote of the Day!
"First, you need to know the history, man. 'The Man' is upset at our freedom and that is not cool. If someone ever gives you shit, just read this and school them assdots. They don't even know, man." -- referring to an important, informative writing on the truths about why the chronic is crowned "criminal".
You'd be surprised.
You'd be surprised.
4/20/2006
4/14/2006
National Enzuigiri Day!
http://xsweatpeax.livejournal.com/?skip=20
Yes, April 25th everyone needs to do a jumping kick to the back of someone's head.
The easter bunny said he love me while he was giving me the reach around and doing me in the butt with bacon grease lube. He doesnt hate me.
Yes, April 25th everyone needs to do a jumping kick to the back of someone's head.
The easter bunny said he love me while he was giving me the reach around and doing me in the butt with bacon grease lube. He doesnt hate me.
4/11/2006
Don't hate the messenger:
...but you will never dance this good.
Oh yeah, and at long last, the Bibble is in scribble:
Go to exoticcomrades.com.. click.. and it should be there now.
Oh yeah, and at long last, the Bibble is in scribble:
Go to exoticcomrades.com.. click.. and it should be there now.
4/10/2006
Aces and Hates..
Taste the wrath of the back of this dead man's hand. Slap!
I keep forgetting to find that shit, so yeah.. I'll actually do it and get it to you somehow. Fuckin' DUB Edition has had my ass glued. All the good shit's been comin' out on the Greatest Hits list... $20 fool! Boredom sucks.
And that pile of wood... it's a mini-ramp, being only half of the proposed plan. The first phase is just a basic 16 foot wide, four foot tall mini with a big ass covered deck; while the second phase will create a spine ramp twice the size, with a nice six foot extension and a wall-ride. But, yeah, with the burn ban ending I thought about just having a nice roast.
Out.
I keep forgetting to find that shit, so yeah.. I'll actually do it and get it to you somehow. Fuckin' DUB Edition has had my ass glued. All the good shit's been comin' out on the Greatest Hits list... $20 fool! Boredom sucks.
And that pile of wood... it's a mini-ramp, being only half of the proposed plan. The first phase is just a basic 16 foot wide, four foot tall mini with a big ass covered deck; while the second phase will create a spine ramp twice the size, with a nice six foot extension and a wall-ride. But, yeah, with the burn ban ending I thought about just having a nice roast.
Out.
4/09/2006
Have A glass of Hater-ade
First off I knew it wasn't very important with whatever those people wanted i just got tired of them harrassing me all the damn time.
If i thought the shit was for real seriouis i wouldve told them your ass was dead and shit
i want to know if i can get my greasy hands on that fuckin song i made on your comp, your ass probably deleted that shit but if not would you please send it to me I got some ideas for it
Acid sucks when it comes to making for real drum beats and not electronic shit pissin me off
now excuse me while i go on vacation to the Hateeee's
hahahahah I wish you ILL
If i thought the shit was for real seriouis i wouldve told them your ass was dead and shit
i want to know if i can get my greasy hands on that fuckin song i made on your comp, your ass probably deleted that shit but if not would you please send it to me I got some ideas for it
Acid sucks when it comes to making for real drum beats and not electronic shit pissin me off
now excuse me while i go on vacation to the Hateeee's
hahahahah I wish you ILL
Hater Salad..
What the hell climbed up yos bitches' asses?
Damn.
That fuckin' temp place is still trying to hire me for jobs, the court is still sending me subpoenas to be a witness in a case I never really witnessed, and the state still owes me seventeen bucks for income taxes.
I hate STATES!
Damn.
That fuckin' temp place is still trying to hire me for jobs, the court is still sending me subpoenas to be a witness in a case I never really witnessed, and the state still owes me seventeen bucks for income taxes.
I hate STATES!
4/08/2006
Hata, My Ass
What the fuck
Yeah im just gona get like 5 calls a week for your dumb ass cause you gave them my fucking number for a reference. If that aint that aint some bull shit
Like i'm gonna put up with that bullshit forever, Fuck that
Crazy Motherfucker
I hate the AIR
Yeah im just gona get like 5 calls a week for your dumb ass cause you gave them my fucking number for a reference. If that aint that aint some bull shit
Like i'm gonna put up with that bullshit forever, Fuck that
Crazy Motherfucker
I hate the AIR
4/07/2006
Hater SHIT!
Well well well. Look at this HATA here ratting out his best friend because he is ducking those bill collectors. He is just mad because those dirty motherfuckers are always have their weasely hands in his pocket so he sells his freind out so he can get the man in his pockets too. What kind of dirty trick ass shit is that? Hating at its finest.
4/03/2006
Random Notes and other shizzy
Yo go out and buy the Danger Doom album it's super sweet adult swim rapping mayhem, and the beats are badass like carls red jeans.
I got some actual beats up on acid now i like them alot i might try my hand at rappin and crappin out some lyrics.
I will not be joining the yacht club my next vehicle will be a small gas conserving midget car.
Oh yeah someone called my cell phone today lookin for ya jared i sent them to TEXASS, its a big state you got time to start hiding.
Hey if you still have that Bubbles song i made on your computer i would really like to have it for me, and how is that Roby Dick remix going. I'm guessing you built something with that gigantic pile of wood you was talking, or did you just set it on fire to waste a shitload of money.
Well i got nuthing else to say except that im going to kick johns ass fro that photoshop of me and deaf-fruit, GODDAMN ASSHOLE
I got some actual beats up on acid now i like them alot i might try my hand at rappin and crappin out some lyrics.
I will not be joining the yacht club my next vehicle will be a small gas conserving midget car.
Oh yeah someone called my cell phone today lookin for ya jared i sent them to TEXASS, its a big state you got time to start hiding.
Hey if you still have that Bubbles song i made on your computer i would really like to have it for me, and how is that Roby Dick remix going. I'm guessing you built something with that gigantic pile of wood you was talking, or did you just set it on fire to waste a shitload of money.
Well i got nuthing else to say except that im going to kick johns ass fro that photoshop of me and deaf-fruit, GODDAMN ASSHOLE
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