whooaaa black betty

bam a lam

So i was talking to jon and he was talking about some video with you guys in the car with some fucked up old prostitute that was drunk as shit
it sounded kinda funny
when the hell did that shit happen

And yeah 110 is way to fucking hot shade or no shade

that script is a pain in the ass to type i might just send it to you in the notebooks but i will definately need that shit back as soon as you are done with it

well im gonna get on our of here with my bad self

Damn right I bit yo neck!

What dude.., you don't like 110 in the shade?

Me neither.

I thought about coming back there for a little while too, in the winter.. like, in time for halloween and shit. Gonna be saving my pesos and making sure I got the right gear to get rad with.

Damn stephen what you do to my neck??

Yo sometime in the fall so its not so fucking hot and shit would be cool for like 3 or 4 days

I aint never been to texas

And wouldn't you know it, my neck got bit..

I got mad
I was about to get even
I asked the bug his name
he said it was Steven


Can't get no better poetry than that... and that beat, aawww yeeaahh!

I'm working at a wood shop.. somewhat of a carpenter and shit. I'm doing woodwork and building different shit all day. It ain't no UPS, but it'll do for now.

Hmmm, option week. I gotta get the Troll in on this shit.. we had some shit goin' on at his house last time I was there and it was F'n hilarious.

I was out one day just kickin the shit

can you finnish that title line???

where are you working at now??

Im gonna start typing that shit up on sunday night hopefully i will get it done in about a week i think its pretty hilarious i wrote it in about a week in a notebook at ups

I dig it

yeah i got an option week left this yr i want to do something with it and not just sit at home with it got any ideas??

Fuckin' Phantoms and shit yo..

It would take nothing short of a fucking miracle...

Lovely Palms. Hell yeah, I remember that movie man, and the kung fu flick too... I'm cruising home from work today playing out these riffs in my head, and believe me you, they were kicking ass. Haha..

We're the fuckin' phantom superteam now, and we're all fuckin' spread out. If, somehow, motherfuckers could come together like Voltron.. it'd be a riot... and dammit, shit would get done that could be enjoyed for eons; or like a couple hours and shit.

I get a week of vacation in like nine months, and be assured.. I won't be spending it here.



... and photocopy that shit fool.. err, wait.. how bad does your handwriting blow?

Everyone must be dead

Man I agree we are fading into shadows of what we once were.

With age comes responsibility and I get that and thats cool and all but there still is that feeling and i know you got it too

I havent seen tim in since the aqua teen movie that was back in march sophia was like 2 weeks old we e-mail his ass all the time but he's ALWAYS with his girl os some shit, but he's never hanging out with me.

I got a ton of ideas for songs and shit

Remember that lovely palms movie idea well I wrote a script for that shit its like 80 pages long all handwritten and im just sitting on it cause motherfuckers arent down for the cause anymore i keep meaning to type it up and mail you a copy that why i asked for your address but typing up 80 pages takes a long fucking time.

I am really liking the family thing and being a dad its awesome but im not done with my life yet
not even FUCKING close.

Goat Four and Concord Grape Jelly..

..Like a muthafuckin' state fair and shit.

Let me just state this:

I hate this state.

At one point, it was alright, and lead to some badass adventures and shit... right before my IQ became a 2. Now, I feel the need rant at this, the current, point.

Physically, Mentally, and even Emotionally... I'm fuckin' eroding. I'm sure I could make an intelligent-sounding argument, but who the fuck cares... this ranting is just to, perhaps, make me feel a bit better:

(edit: let's get sarcastic and shit)

I love small towns.
I love small town mentalities.
I love having to dumb-down every single word I say.
I love the fucking heat.
I love the Southern accent..
I love about 117 other things I could go on about...

Shit, you know what, I should write some fucking travel brochures for this piece of buttfuck... I'm sure the tourists would be all over it.

Now chittlins, let's bypass the negativity and get to the point...

I need the fuck outta here stat! ...or something. I haven't done a damn thing that'd qualify as moderately epic in a long damn time... and it fucking irks me to no end.

Maybe I'm at that point... the one where your inner-self says: "yeah, you used to be somebody.."

Fuck it.

Lame Asses

Sonofabitch

its been like 3 weeks and no new shit in 3 weeks noone has done a fucking thing worth talking about.

Fuck we are losing our edges except for me i'll always have that edge but are we so old and soft that we have no glories to speak of in these days i challenge you all

TIM
JOHN
JARED

post and tell of conquests i dont care if its about farting at work, getting new cars, or going solo to virginia and baltimore

All of these things have been done by people with little to tell about

GO FORTH AND CONQUER