Oh, and..

If anyone tells you otherwise:

One thing..

miracle whip...

at least it isnt this crap...

Worship the WHIP

AHHH the WHIP bow down before it wonderous taste. so sweet on the toungue and far less fat than your mayo. There is nothing that mayo can do that the WHIP can't surpass it truly is one of gods great gifts to mankind

long live the WHIP

Fuck Miracle Whip!

Everyone around here seems to think that shit is a direct replacement for mayonaisse.. it isn't.

Jared?

Yea good call. He has not graced us in a while here I see. Maybe between the cold and the warm fronts coming thru he got pneumonia and his last request was a pinapple coconut cheesecake with Miracle Whip topping.

Texas????

Well its been about a month since i heard from Ja-red and i will asume that he done blowed himself up doing something kinda dumb

well so long buddy see u in hell


were gonna get some killer footy down there

YEA IT BLOWS BOOTY HOLES!

No one to drag around or to drag me around in the snow this go round.

I have no vehicle with 4WD or AWD.

Deep sadness is ensude...

Ahhh the whiteness

Well it snowed like 4 inches here last night then it turned to ice ohh how much fun to be had, yet none to do it with

Man I gotz my reasons!

Daily updates? Naw. Just I was expecting some promptess gosh durn it!

Yea it wouldnt work man it would not work! AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now that I actually did fidattle with it, hey hey I am back to fill your heads with steupidity I be spoutin. My old ass has calmed down to an extent. Still have my flames to raise hell tell ya what. I do miss the creative outlet though. Music and movies making. I be having good ideas pop in my head and just DAMNITALLTOFUCKINGHELL! No OUTLET. NO OUTLET AH AH AH AH AH.

This swanky new job might get me the funds to get my computer and do what I damned please. When is our reunion tour? we need to run it.

OHHH now you want some shit

Well for like the last year its only been me and the texan on this bitch and now you want daily updates and shit, its not like i check this bitch every single day, well maybe i do but i dont have shit to say most of the time


so go to hell

why the hell do you miss me all i do is yell at you anyways fucking drunk

nah just fuckin with ya john i kinda miss STERCULEUS a little bit

well not much here just hangin out with the baby and shit

well later on fags

AH you somesofbitches!

I see how it is. I come back to post then all the sudden you all disappear. According to the post count, this post is 502. REPRESENT DAMNIT! Yea yea DA VILLE baby! Man shit I miss you guys. I have never been so solber in a long peroid of time. I remember when I used to drink all night with Brandon and he would piss at random spots. Brandon was such a drunk. Jared used to get mad when I offered him a drink. Good times they were. good time. OH and just as an added bonus...soon in the future I will be getting pics of something the fans have been waiting to come back for years. A feud that wrestled in many epic battles and I will have pics of it. Stay tuned...