8/23/2008

SMASH you drunkards

I would absolutely be dilighted to smash and destroy peoples ability to get drunk and to buy guns and shit

it would make my fucking day..everyday

are you serious jared you would be dead in a week all the booze and guns you could ever dream of although im sure the manner in which you would have died would be quite hilarious

---drunk texas man gets angry at beer bottle for being empty and shoots said bottle with a glock 9; shrapnel from the bottle slice open his carotid artery and he bleeds out over a few thousand beer cans. Dumbass should have just smashed all the cans if he were so mad.----

and this has been an update from --

A FUCKING CAVEMAN

8/22/2008

ATF...

Naw logic dictates I should give it to Brandon. As much as Brandon is straight edge seeing him taking personal pride in something he hates would be right for him. I can see him taking illegal booze and pouring it out in a warehouse and lighting it on fire blowing up the place. I can see Jared drinking up everything he gets and I can see the press ripping me for hiring someone who is drinking up everything. BUT there is hope. I will upgrade you a bit. You can be the guy on the couch...AT THE WHITE HOUSE! Now who could say that?

8/20/2008

Director of the ATF ftw..

You had me at kegger.. however, if I can't be vice president, I should be head of the ATF. Seizing properties and shit..

And we could rename the White House. We'll call it Castle Greyskull. Yeah, that's the ticket.

RODMAN 2012

Yep since I am going to be old enough for the 2012 election, I am running. I have allready started with my campaign on facebook since Travis and Sean have bugged me about getting on there, I figured that would be the best place to start. I expect you to vote for me and if I win I am having a kegger at the white house...Brandon I mean milk chugging...

8/12/2008

See, other people hate filth too...

you aint going to believe what I saw. I walked into McDonald's and this guy was yelling about his drink cup from Drive Thru being dirty. He was yelling at the workers and everything. Threatening to throw the drink on them and making them wear it. A guy in the lobby who was a customer was saying it isnt that serious or something. The guy got mad and was like "Keep out of this or I will throw this drink right on you." He didnt shut up and he threw it right on the back of his head. He got in his car and drove off and the guy followed him to the parking lot which the guy who threw the drink was stupid enought to work at charter. I saw the one who got hit calmly follow him over and I believe he was about to get a beat down over it. I later saw the same guy who was wearing coke in the lobby of wear I work talking to security...I will keep you updated...

8/07/2008

No worries

http://psychoward.tv/

We can still keep up with Kip. I wish there was webcast of his OLD shows. The new ones are informative, not entertaining, but informative. The old shows were a bit of both.

8/05/2008

He learned from lesbians..

"And the Sith Lord said, let there be dark."

Akikos...KIP-LESS

Broderick went to Akikos this weekend when I was out of town and Kip was not there. He won a big lawsuit since he was in an accident. Now he is doing video documentries. The livewire is now dead and the Maned KJ is now tamed. Akikios will forever not be the same.

a moment of silence...



WE NEED TO RETURN AND ROCK IT OUT FOR KIP's HONOR!