For what its worth

Where is my camera lens Titty Vasquez? -A

Just doing what Yetis do, killing hikers/climbers and dragging them home. Of course I'll take some vacation days for Yeti golfing every once in a while. What about you, anything exciting going on?

Well now, what we have here..

..is the elusive yeti. Thought to be extinct, this majestic creature

(Sorry, had to grab a beer.)

Where were we? Ah yes... what the fuck is up? I thought you'd discovered the Earth is actually flat and fell off it.

...

[Pokes head in and looks around]
HELLO...(echoing: HELLo..HELlo..hello)
[shrugs shoulders and exits]