I got nothin'..

Just remembered that I hadn't checked this piece in a while since I changed my homepage to Google... one less click to porn that way. And I'm a fan of efficiency.

Every time I catch an interesting broad on tv or in some movie, I find myself on the Google images searching her name. Then searching her name again, followed by 'nude'.

WTF

Does everybody have to wait for a trip to the library to get on the internet? Post you bitches. 

Road trips

Road trips are a lot different when there is a little one in the car too. 

Happy 4th!

Hope everybody had a great 4th of July. 

I didn't make that up.

It's on the Internet so it has to be true. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner

P.S. 

Glad to know I'm not the only one still alive. 

Adam Cockburn..

Well damn, if I had just waited two more months I could've had a damn post anniversary. But, after regaining some semblance of consciousness today, I've come here to find this "Queen of Rock" nonsense and am compelled to call bullshit. There is but one...

Big Wheels Keep...

...on rolling. 

Went to NOLA for work and at the end of conference they had a big party at the Mercedes Benz Superdome. The surprise performance of the night was none other than The Queen of Rock Tina Turner.   

Just

..nod if you can hear me

Hello

Is there anybody out there?

So.....

...where are these pictures? This blog needs some activity. Jared and John, either of you still alive?

Ohhh man....

I was rummaging through some boxes yesterday and i found some some ridiculous pictures. I will be posting them up here in the next couple of days. They are fantastic.

The traffic that never sleeps..

Hey, we saw The Statue... and a bunch of Manhattan. Getting recognized and passed that sticker on the bridge on the way out, at 60mph, was pretty funny. One that had to be hilarious, but that I missed entirely was Brandon battle-rolling down the mountainside in Gatlinburg after a wrong-way trek up.

Other places suck

While Colorado was great. Minnisota was pretty terrible, at least the part of it I was stuck in. About the only redeeming thing there was Mall of America and that's because it has roller coasters in the middle of it and a Lego store with some amazing things made out of Legos. Did bring back some of the good memories of the road trips we took. We need a top 5 or 10 road trip moments list, I'll start. - The fun of driving through downtown New York during rush hour when Jared accidentally navigated us there when all we wanted was to see the Statue of Liberty.

AHHH

I see what you did here....and I liked it.
Good to see your brain hasn't completely wasted away down there in the desert.

Colorado doesn't suck..

Everytime I've been there has been great. Even riding with four other people for 8 hours in a car the size of a Geo Metro with my broken leg routed up the center console from the back seat. I reached the top of Pike's Peak on that broken leg. What have you done on your broken leg, Sally?

This blog......

...is kind of boring now. So, what's everybody been up to? I'm currently in Colorado for some training and I have to admit if I were to move anywhere this would definitely be high on the list of places. Yesterday marked the one year mark of leaving UPS and that's been proven a pretty great decision so far. The biggest news for me would be our first little one on the way. So, there's a quick update from me. What's everybody else got going on?

I didn't mean anything by it just messing with you, they should be good neighbors. Mark has for sure calmed down from his crazy college Marglamesh days :).

Congrats on the new house!

?????

What does this mean???????

In reference to tito

Bwhahahaha...

...hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Enjoy the new neighbor.

Land of the Lost..

Did you mean: "I've moved across time"? How the fuck else can you reside next to a shit-eating dinosaur? Knowing that, I'll say I've been avoiding a response because this is all a ploy to get me to pay him some money for that rental car we trashed long ago. Or, I just haven't checked this piece. It'd be great to make that show and hang out, but I'm not sure what's crappenin' this summer. My kid's off with my father at some point to visit the NY. I'll be stuck here making House Party look like House Party 2, with everyone gone. Or, sitting around in my underwear.