So.....

...where are these pictures? This blog needs some activity. Jared and John, either of you still alive?

Ohhh man....

I was rummaging through some boxes yesterday and i found some some ridiculous pictures. I will be posting them up here in the next couple of days. They are fantastic.

The traffic that never sleeps..

Hey, we saw The Statue... and a bunch of Manhattan. Getting recognized and passed that sticker on the bridge on the way out, at 60mph, was pretty funny. One that had to be hilarious, but that I missed entirely was Brandon battle-rolling down the mountainside in Gatlinburg after a wrong-way trek up.

Other places suck

While Colorado was great. Minnisota was pretty terrible, at least the part of it I was stuck in. About the only redeeming thing there was Mall of America and that's because it has roller coasters in the middle of it and a Lego store with some amazing things made out of Legos. Did bring back some of the good memories of the road trips we took. We need a top 5 or 10 road trip moments list, I'll start. - The fun of driving through downtown New York during rush hour when Jared accidentally navigated us there when all we wanted was to see the Statue of Liberty.

AHHH

I see what you did here....and I liked it.
Good to see your brain hasn't completely wasted away down there in the desert.

Colorado doesn't suck..

Everytime I've been there has been great. Even riding with four other people for 8 hours in a car the size of a Geo Metro with my broken leg routed up the center console from the back seat. I reached the top of Pike's Peak on that broken leg. What have you done on your broken leg, Sally?

This blog......

...is kind of boring now. So, what's everybody been up to? I'm currently in Colorado for some training and I have to admit if I were to move anywhere this would definitely be high on the list of places. Yesterday marked the one year mark of leaving UPS and that's been proven a pretty great decision so far. The biggest news for me would be our first little one on the way. So, there's a quick update from me. What's everybody else got going on?

I didn't mean anything by it just messing with you, they should be good neighbors. Mark has for sure calmed down from his crazy college Marglamesh days :).

Congrats on the new house!

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What does this mean???????

In reference to tito

Bwhahahaha...

...hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Enjoy the new neighbor.

Land of the Lost..

Did you mean: "I've moved across time"? How the fuck else can you reside next to a shit-eating dinosaur? Knowing that, I'll say I've been avoiding a response because this is all a ploy to get me to pay him some money for that rental car we trashed long ago. Or, I just haven't checked this piece. It'd be great to make that show and hang out, but I'm not sure what's crappenin' this summer. My kid's off with my father at some point to visit the NY. I'll be stuck here making House Party look like House Party 2, with everyone gone. Or, sitting around in my underwear.

Well.......

I gave that post quite a bit of time to sit and ferment, pretty sure I got my answer on that one.  Anyways.... just bought a new house on the other side of the river, got out of the ghetto finally. We were moving in and guess who walks out of the house next door.

MOTHERFUCKING MARGLAMESH.

That's right I live next door to a guy that eats baby shits. Which is appropriate considering he now has two of them little bastards.

Pretty crazy shit.

Well Maiden is gonna fucking rule.

Ok so..............

To : JARED

So here is a Huge thing I have been pondering.

IRON MAIDEN and ALICE COOPER are playing in Indianapolis on my birthday which is JULY 19th. I'm saying this cause while i know it would prolly be impossible for you to get here, but if you did there would be a ticket for you. I don't know what your transportation situation is hell i would even go in half for a greyhound ticket if that is what it would take.

I haven't seen your ass in fucking 7 years, it doesnt seem like it has been that long but it has. I don't know man just would be real cool to see you again.

Probably wont happen but fuck im throwin it out there

Beware..

Hell Wall seeks its revenge!

.......MESSAGE................

The ANGRY APHIDS say boomshay boomshay boomshay.

that is all

Sauce of Fire..

Having forty extra Fire Sauce packets certainly has its advantages. I use it on my cereal, in my coffee... in my bath water. I wash my ass with it. So many uses.

i walk away for 5 mins...

yea i didnt see shiznit going on for a bit so i thought this was a forgotten refuge on the internet.  all i do is work.  i got creative motivation that needs to be fed so i picked up a 2nd job for that good money that feeds that shit.  new camera so far has been bought.  new computer will be build.  i have a few vacation spots i want to hit up in 2k12.  the much talked about, never completed, much needed TX trip needs to be done.  out of the country for the the first time falls in there somewhere and then grand finale will be me finally getting dat ass back in college to get my knowledge.  lets see if plans meet cash to form epic awesomeness

Lasagna Day..

I've been eating this shit for days, and nights.

I rarely play the guitar... it's like a dust spire.

TURK DAY

Well turkey day was pretty decent, besides having to see all of my family, I would say it went OK.

I hope yalls did too.

Hey jared you still touchin that guitar or is it dust mountain and shit????

BRUTAL

Is it really that bad out there man??