6/03/2008

Solitary..

Their respective wardens have declared lockdown status.

uh...


Yea uhm...where is everyone?

5/19/2008

WOMP WOMP WOMP WOOOOOOOOOOOMP





















































































Ain't messing with that stuff

I ain't never getting married and having kids that shit is for retards

count me out man kids and shit screamin cryin babies nagging wives yelling at you and stuff

do this do that not me man not ever




......................................................oh wait a minute?????

5/17/2008

Well who is next.

I was sitting at work since I could not make it to Tim's wedding because I could not get off work and I was thinking well, who is next. The poll starts now on who is going to get married or engaged next. Tyler is living with his baby's mamma but I am not 100% sure if they are engaged or not. So he is a maybe. Broderick got with this crazy white girl and they are engaged so he is out. So, unless I am forgetting anyone that leaves us with 3. Sean, Jared and myself. You can take me out of the mix because I dont think I could find anyone that could put up with me so I dont see me getting hitched anytime soon. So that leaves Jared and Sean. I say Jared. Sean never gets out of the house. Unless he marries his cat Daisy, then well he would definatly win...I guess... Any thoughts?

Oh yea on a side bet we can also do. Let's see how long youtube catches that one TOS or Fusion ya posted. It has boobs in it. Either you forgot or chose not to care. Regardless, I'm not complaing. I am amused. BG party was a classic by the way. I never in a million years though I would be net famous for dancing in my draws and pooping. I have a feeling I will be #1 in Japan by the end of the year if I keep that up.

5/15/2008

Man see AH

Saturday wedding with lots of booze, but no driver for me so I couldnt drink anyway. I do want to be there to be supportive of you though. Hummm....take off work or not? Let me put in for it and I will try to do something I usually do anyway and dress up lol.

Suuuure..

Now we get an invite..

Bah, I'm not much for watching a bro get locked up, but open bars are nice.

5/10/2008

Oh yea...

by the way, tounge thing there was gross buddy. Should be ashamed of yourself of the yuck factor you caused on that.

You dont know what a hoot is...

Saw that shit last night over at Broderick's. Sean has yet another classic line on there. She reeked of alcohol and she was foul or whatever he said. Classic Sean though. Broderick's ending the whole thing with. At least she wasn't grabbing your dick was another classic. I forgot she threw a fit with her going I CANT EVEN GIVE IT AWAY! I thought she just said it. I didnt realize she was all hittin on my seats and shit. As for him filming that at home footage...errr...naw thanks for not taking one for the team on that one there.

Stale Garbage

What do you mean you cant believe i posted the meter shit i just posted racin rigs Iv'e gone post crazy im throwin it all up there hell you might even see some fighting fish tomorrow depends on how i feel and that barrell shit is just amazing oh my god that shit is priceless

you prolly should have gone home with her and filmed that too.

well thats all folks

Gin..

Everyone's favorite old hooker is up on the YouTube!

CNA in Loukeyville fools!

5/08/2008

Shit..

Apparently when they say you can't post videos over 10 minutes they mean it, because I actually tried to upload ALL the TOS/Fusion set.. but half of them are over 10:00... womp womp womp.

I have to recut all that shit now.. wtf! How am I supposed to be lazy and shit with this kinda work ahead of me?

And, I wasn't saying it's too late, just past time.. as in, that shit needs to happen stat!

Do dog the rotund (however the hell it is spelled)

Man nothing wrong with a little inspiration. One day I hope I will take up a whole couch and be so big I have smaller fat people orbiting. People would bring me food, and I will wash myself with a rag on the stick. I would be, well, Jabba the Hutt. He was the measuring stick in fatassory. Anyone that wants to be fat aspires to be that way. Why not? He gets everything handed to him. Women, food, fame and money all came to him. Who would NOT want that? I am not counted the bonus features by the way where you actually see him move.

Right now I can still roll and ball with the best of them. Terrible Turmoil Tour would need to be in the works.

You all be stanky too can get youtube all up in your computer. I got it on lockdown here. none fo me bishes.

Back from the dead

aint yall some bitches. getting all fat and shitty, pathetic

bunch of pusses prolly can't even represent to the foolest anymore

damn shame

i juat posted some dumb vids on the tube since you posted like 6 in one day i had to refresh mine as well what the fuck is that felchercide shit

also i love old show 3 thats the goods

man ive got to send you the script for palms that shit is hilarious might not ever get made but its still like 100 pages of dumbness

and its never to late for a reunion we just need to actually put it together for reals this time

later

Justify My Lazy..

I started with some uploading just now, and decided to re-cut this one here.. At first I was concerned with syncing the original soundtrack, then my sub-epic laziness struck and I said "fuck it".. What we get is sloppy ass editing and what I'll call a "remix" of the original music.

Anyway, this piece is up, with more to come.

5/07/2008

Hovaround!

The fucked up thing is epic fatasses develop handicap status and the 'perks' that ensue.. "Hey, I get to bomb around Wal-Mart in this badass cart because I was too stupid to not... get the fuck off my ass.." At least that's what my excuse would be at epic level. "Hey, will my insurance cover my new Hovaround?" ..and will it cover the ass-beatings I should expect to incur as a result of my laziness? Yes sir, I would want someone to beat me with half melted Twizzlers if I wasn't up to par.. but nobody will.

Now, I'm not saying don't shoot for the stars, and epic level, yourself. I just typed that other shit to motivate myself to stay sub-par in City of Fatasses..


I'm disgruntled.

I demand the right to ride a damn cart!


Oh, and I'm thinking of putting all the This Old Show and Fusion up on the YouTube..

Dude I am proud of you

You are trying to level up in the City of Fatasses. It is like the online game City of Heros, but with getting fat. The goal in this game to become an Immobile. Or an epic fatass is another good name for it. Great example of that is the lady who sat on the toilet for a long time to the point the skin grew around the lit and had to be surgiclly removed. You become a lvl 45 after your first heart attack. Lvl 50 you get a hoveraround. after that you reach in your epic leveling. I am hitting well over 200lbs now. I am about a lvl 41. That is when you get your dunlap (your gut dunlapped over your belt). I am proud of you!

I'm back muthafuckas..

Not sure from what.. maybe my recent posting hiatus..

I was scoping our shits on the YouTube again. I apparently can't get enough of them on my own hard drive.. I have to go watch them in low res on the internets too. You put some of the worst ones up there though man.. but I guess they got made, so fuck it. Watching them shits just makes me want to get some more going on.. makes me want to produce some epic shit, ya know..?

I'm down here getting out of shape, just sitting around with my thumb in my ass pretty much. Wah..

4/24/2008

holy shit does that giraffe have a mullett?????

Well i started my new job at Fed-ex this week seems ok, i will be driving a forklift so thats pretty cool. Really not much going on here at all to talk about.

damn i guess thats all i really have to say

4/22/2008

UH?

Man everyone got Rick'd Rolled and disappeared on me. WHATZUPWITHDAT?

4/08/2008

EXCELLENT!

I was waiting to see if I got Tim, but I am sure he would not comment if I did. At least I got you 2 LOL. Rick Reid needs one of them. He goes, MEOW and says you just got Rick'd! Creative genius tell ya what.

Well I was on break, now I am back to work...

Oh, Tyler had a boy...I am scared.

4/07/2008

ahhh yes i got rick'd as well

that was quite the good one ol' john pulled on us i was quite amused, some what annoyed at first but then saw the genious behind the creation of such a gag

good show john good show

not much here really weather is getting nice warming up 60's and 70's

had a jiu-jitsu tournament over the weekend pretty good showing 2nd in my weight class and 4th in the open weight division i lost to some dude that weighed like 320 pounds he just sat on me and threw his shoulder in my neck i couldn't breathe so i had to tap out not real cool but whatever

well thats about it

i know there aint much going on down there but what the hell do you do all day????

4/05/2008

Gah..

I got Rick Roll'd!

3/30/2008

Oh yea I found this shit here

http://smouch.net/lol/



Dude I could not believe that when I saw it!

Barrel...

Barrel would be comedy gold. Regardless, one day you shall send me a DVD chauked full of all kinds of fun.


Wedding bliss another go round with Tim huh...dude Einstien was right...
PAY ATTENTION TO HIM!
Believe that!
Time for reunion tour DAMNIT

Super Mayonaisse Supreme Condiment..

Its dominance will not be denied.

Good to see everyone's doing some shit and Jason's back from AWOL status.. got absolutely nothing to report on this end.

I think BJ2 and Hardcorps are better left unpublished.. Hardcorps, no matter how I cut it would be 'x' minutes of blatant toy racism. And, BJ2 just can't be cut into something anyone else would get but us.

3/29/2008

Talk about flash from the past

What's up bitches.  I haven't had a computer to post on this piece for a while but I'm back.  I haven't had time to bang on the drums in forever either.  Finally working days though.  So what's everybody been up to?  Jared, you still alive down there in Texas?  I heard Brandon was thinking of working for the enemy otherwise known as Fedex.  So tell me what I've missed.

Later,
Tito 

Jared's is in shame hiding.

Yea man after I showed him mayo is doody he got disillusioned and confused and started wondering the isles of Kroger looking for a new condement to worship. Lost and confused, he cried and shame and found the frozen food section. When no one was looking, he opened the door and while his head was hung in shame she slowly walked in and went to the back of the freezer. In 50 years when they tear down the Kroger, they will find his frozen body along with a book about the false prophet of Mayo and how he let him down.

As for Jason, DUDE he needs to be sent an invite to post on here. GE huh? He works with Sean's Dad. That is funny.

3/28/2008

Flash from the Past

HOLY SHIT so guess who happened to find ol' Bear and JoJo up on the tube only Jason Close thats who he sent me a response wondering why his name wasn't up there so fixed it his name is now properly up where it belongs

he works at GE and just bought himself a house seems like he is doing ok be pretty cool to see that dude again

I think we are expecting an invitation to tito's wedding pretty soon we'll see how that goes if it actually shows up or not

thats about all thats up here, did pick up some new strings today still getting somewhat better on the geetar

hey jared did you ever get to trimming HARDCORPS i know you said your drive got wiped out a while back i didnt know what you lost i would still like to put that up on youtube along with
BJ part 2

"Just like playing cards ya always folding it, I just blew ya ass off the stage so drop the mic ya shouldn't even be holdin it"

3/25/2008

PSA

Hey I see everyone wants to pop out kids these days I tell you what so I give you a helpful link on how to raise your kids.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/217096/

3/17/2008

MILESTONE

yo yo yo

the HOTEL ROOM video on you tube has hit over 1000 views and shit nothing else is really movin that fast but 1000 idiots have seen some of our shit

i also ran into marglemesh and he apparently ran across the page and had no idea who put that shit up kinda funny

anyways well im looking to go work for FED-EX just waiting on my second interview time my ass will be driving a forklift for 14 an hour

well thats it also there is still talk of the mountain trip, any way at all you could do it???

3/12/2008

No not that day...

Mr. Poop in my pants 3 times in a year. I just sat there and wanted to see the whole event. I was bummed when we didnt flip. Your memory is rotten too. It happened on 264 no where near 65 moreover on the way to Sean's.

3/11/2008

Plunk!

The best is when I got going about 60 down the middle of 65, up by 64, and just cut the wheel... the look on John's face was priceless.

You coulda been having a jolly ol' time in the brown snow.. his shit-stain is probably still in the seat.

3/09/2008

Totally understand

They never did get my XTerra fixed in time so I could have been ripping some major turns with 4WD goin on but NO NO NO NO NO someone sent them the wrong part impeading of my winter wonderland fun time. I alway have problems having a ride when a good snow rolls along. Fuck the fucking fuckers I say.

3/08/2008

Mothafucking SNOWBLIND

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3/01/2008

Ya kidding me?
















Man look at all the cool stuff Miracle Whip has man. First off, Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SUGAR, SALT, EGGS, EGG YOLKS, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, PAPRIKA, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Now it takes a lot of hard work for these magical mix to form MIRACLE WHIP...






Now lets look at boring ass Mayonnaise! vegetable oil, egg yolks. mustard, lemon juice and/or vinegar...what a RIP!






This right there is a step above MUSTARD. mustard seeds mixed with water, vinegar or other liquids. Mayonnaise is LAZY man. Even DUCK SAUCE is cooler than Mayonnaise! peach sugar, vinegar, ginger, and chili pepper.










Now lets look at the overall coolness of it all.















Now THAT is freakin hawt there!





















Yea even mustard has a mascot that is awesome and as we allready seen MUSTARD SUCKZ DONKEY BALLS!




























SHIT even Curry CURRY of all things has a cooler mascot




























He's Hot, He is Spicy and He TAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTE Great...CURRY MAN!




What now what Mayonnasie got?




DUDE WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!





Look! It is Mayonnaise calling her pimp Miracle Whip and you know what Miracle Whip is saying?
"BITCH YOU BETTER RECONIZE BECAUSE MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG. YOU BETZ HAVE MY MONEY OR I WILL GO ALL HOT SAUCE ALL UP IN YO ASS!"

2/29/2008

Oh, and..

If anyone tells you otherwise:

One thing..







2/28/2008

miracle whip...

at least it isnt this crap...





Worship the WHIP

AHHH the WHIP bow down before it wonderous taste. so sweet on the toungue and far less fat than your mayo. There is nothing that mayo can do that the WHIP can't surpass it truly is one of gods great gifts to mankind

long live the WHIP

2/27/2008

Fuck Miracle Whip!

Everyone around here seems to think that shit is a direct replacement for mayonaisse.. it isn't.

Jared?

Yea good call. He has not graced us in a while here I see. Maybe between the cold and the warm fronts coming thru he got pneumonia and his last request was a pinapple coconut cheesecake with Miracle Whip topping.

2/20/2008

Texas????

Well its been about a month since i heard from Ja-red and i will asume that he done blowed himself up doing something kinda dumb

well so long buddy see u in hell


were gonna get some killer footy down there

2/16/2008

YEA IT BLOWS BOOTY HOLES!

No one to drag around or to drag me around in the snow this go round.

I have no vehicle with 4WD or AWD.

Deep sadness is ensude...

2/12/2008

Ahhh the whiteness

Well it snowed like 4 inches here last night then it turned to ice ohh how much fun to be had, yet none to do it with

2/06/2008

Man I gotz my reasons!

Daily updates? Naw. Just I was expecting some promptess gosh durn it!

Yea it wouldnt work man it would not work! AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now that I actually did fidattle with it, hey hey I am back to fill your heads with steupidity I be spoutin. My old ass has calmed down to an extent. Still have my flames to raise hell tell ya what. I do miss the creative outlet though. Music and movies making. I be having good ideas pop in my head and just DAMNITALLTOFUCKINGHELL! No OUTLET. NO OUTLET AH AH AH AH AH.

This swanky new job might get me the funds to get my computer and do what I damned please. When is our reunion tour? we need to run it.

OHHH now you want some shit

Well for like the last year its only been me and the texan on this bitch and now you want daily updates and shit, its not like i check this bitch every single day, well maybe i do but i dont have shit to say most of the time


so go to hell

why the hell do you miss me all i do is yell at you anyways fucking drunk

nah just fuckin with ya john i kinda miss STERCULEUS a little bit

well not much here just hangin out with the baby and shit

well later on fags

2/05/2008

AH you somesofbitches!

I see how it is. I come back to post then all the sudden you all disappear. According to the post count, this post is 502. REPRESENT DAMNIT! Yea yea DA VILLE baby! Man shit I miss you guys. I have never been so solber in a long peroid of time. I remember when I used to drink all night with Brandon and he would piss at random spots. Brandon was such a drunk. Jared used to get mad when I offered him a drink. Good times they were. good time. OH and just as an added bonus...soon in the future I will be getting pics of something the fans have been waiting to come back for years. A feud that wrestled in many epic battles and I will have pics of it. Stay tuned...

1/24/2008

OH JEBUS I CAN STILL POST

Man WAY so sorry about the long hiatus. My idiot ass just figured out how this works and wamo I am in. Let me give you an update. I be working at charter still answering phones and listen to people tell me their internet or something of ours isnt workin. I get them online and they want to make me king of their small country. okay that is a bit much but it is my post and if I want to be king, I AM GOING BE fucKING yea just pund you bitches. Anyway. The brown truck engine just went to shit because I was not getting water circulating thru it so now I am on my 3rd vehicle now. This one I am going to enter in the Daytona 500 to. 92 Gran Prix 207,000 miles, no radio and the heat TRYS to work. Fuses go out all the time on various crap. I had to change the fuses from the backlights because I got blue lights for not having them. No ticket and that was a miracle. I had to change the fuse for the horn, now I can get people's attention while I am showing them they caused me to have road rage. No kids, no married, no girlfriend, no problems. Travis, needs a invite to post on here. He got a Paralegal position and he is back in school working there. Sean is still doing the Toys R us thing and not digging it. Uhm, no one else I can think of. OH and screw Broderick. Why? He got a job where he stands around and gets paid fat money to scan and copy stuff. He works with hot chicks to at UofL Hospital. I am up to 210 pounds now YES YES YES closer to my hoverround. 300lbs to go. that is all I can think of. Email me bitches. jrodman01@charter.net. Tim getting married...I hope she is cool. I did the kroger stock thing for Winn Dixie so I guess I did the Winn Dixie stock thing. Fun time. I want Barrell youtube footage damnit. Poste haste and shit. Email me damnit! I will be back posting updates and stuff.

In the ville

Well really aint shit goin on here but cold

lets see adrienne did see tim a few times at UPS last week so i can confirm that he is alive he is getting married and thats all i know been thinking of calling him up and see about hanging out and shit maybe playing some jams now i work a real shitty schedule and he is on days so who knows what will happen

Havent seen john since that MISFITS show in nov. so who knows????

jordan still working construction still short and still loves the cock

yeah i had to leave ups adrienne is a supv. on days so im working shit jobs until i get this firefighter or corrections job im in line for both so its just wait for a call

thats all really i still play the geetar all the time i really want to do something with it but i dont know what yet

just sittin on the dock of the bay and shit

what all do you do down there in TX????

1/19/2008

Nada

True, there ain't shit happening here.

So, you done at UPS altogether or what man? If so, at least your still in the night scene for the most part..

WTF is everyone else doing lately?

1/18/2008

Long Timey no Newsey

Yeah so nothing goin on in tx i guess

well i start my crappy job stocking shelves at kroger at night to make some extra cash

WOOHOOO

im seriously way stoked

at least there will prolly be some real winners working with me, should meet some real kooks

thats about all thats going on up here not musch else to talk about

later

1/03/2008

Thirst-Rocking ya body

yeah so im sitting here on this thursday afternoon sippin on a fruit punch thirst rocker

thinking that the last year was pretty rad but the next one can be even better with some planning and time great things can happen

oh yeah jason is gonna be in Austin this weekend for some tattoo convention or some shit im not sure how far that is but hey if you dont work go break some shit and get him kicked out

that would be kinda funny

later

1/01/2008

oH eIGHT

Another Year.

12/25/2007

HO HO HO

Thats right you all just got called HO's

fucking deal with it

Merry Christmas

all you tired ass BITCHES

Kwanzaa!

Merry Christmas mufuckas!

12/19/2007

Yo Mammy shops at the Price-Chopper

yeha now what

choppin prices and such

im still jobless and playing mr mom and shit


what the hell do you do down there all week

im fucking bored

12/13/2007

Danny Devito..

Like fuckin' Twins and shit.

12/12/2007

YO my seed

This pic is like 2 weeks old i didnt know if you had seen her yet or not
She was in my BALLS!!!!!!!!!

12/11/2007

Picture Pages!

I just use the "add image" icon when I create a new post.. it gives you the option to browse through your files and pick one, then inserts it into your post.

...Kind of like looking through yo mammy's tool drawer to find the right one to stick her with.

12/09/2007

I dont remember

yo how do you host pics on this piece i was never good at it and now i dont have the slightest clue how to do it


so yeah someone enlighten me

hey tim do you still read this piece or are you completely checked out and where the fuck has john been

THE INVESTOR

11/26/2007

AWESOME

Hey dickheads you know whats cool

staph infections thats what

and i got my very own on my fucking hand awesome

picked it up at jiu-jitsu class some time ago im out for at least 10 days and thats if the medicine works if not i get sweet shots directly into my hand


I CANT FUCKING WAIT
THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME

11/22/2007

Yams!!

Yams are the gross.

Nothing wrong with some slaughter if it gets you a tasty feast.

I give thanks to all yo mammys... at night.

I eat ham cause turkey is the poops

yeh hey happy indian murdering day and all that jazz

gonna go scalp me a redman

hows them yams

BITCHES

11/13/2007

Super Tuesday Hair Transformation..

No work for you!

Nice.

Yeah, John had called and left a message saying that he'd won tickets to that show.. weird.

Those explosions would be pretty decent.. with small brown children taped to the barrels.. cg'ed of course, but how awesome would that be..?! Or, that dude Tatoo, that says "de plane, de plane" or some shit.

It sucks indeedeth

Yeah vista is the suck

it's such a pain in the ass i have to get permission to do anything from my own fucking comp.

anyways i also would like to put up the footage of that acetaline bomb and shit those barrels fucking flew that would be nifty to throw up there

i ran into john of all people at that misfits show he quit ups so i never get to see his ass so that was cool

kinda miss that fuck-tard

and for that matter i no longer work at ups either adrienne is a supv. now so i dont do shit yet till she gets on a regular shcedule

so im playing mr. mom and shit

well ive rambled on a while and yeah fuck the artsy fartsy sucks big time and thats exactly why its up there

11/06/2007

Vista is the suck..

Worst OS ever.

I'll see what I can do with the other shit.

Fuck the Artsy Fartsy was never supposed to be out there.. that video sucks haha. But, it's all good.

You Tube

Yeah so im getting thin on vids to throw up i got a few more

i was wondering if you had any time to recut bj part 2 cause its too long to put up or if you had anything else decent to put up im throwing vigo and the alphabet some time soon and some other stuff too. ive got some stuff but vista is not compatible with my camera or some shit so i got to get that figured out

later

11/03/2007

Indeed they were awesome!!

So 2 days after halloween the greatest band ever graced louisville with one kick ass show

the MISFITS

yeah i know its only jerry but its better than the misfits that didnt play in texas


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

10/31/2007

Brown Leaved Vertigo, Where Skeletal Life is Known

Yeah i remember what should have happened some few years ago our one and only performance that went down in a shitter but hey it wouldve rocked

Ive been playing alot recently just jamming solo it kinda sux but whatever

well happy demon day and shit

something needs to happen

I remember Halloween!

Happy Halloween and shit.

10/29/2007

Nope..

I don't check my email much and I kept skipping over it because I didn't recognize the address. Oops.
did you change your email?

10/22/2007

10/19/2007

Metal.

Whatever you do, you must begin the show with this:

"I am going to fuck your earholes with my soundcock!"

10/10/2007

Long timey no Rockie

Yeah so Akiko's will be blessed with our presence on Oct. 21 anyone who reads this is invited

we havent been up in there in over a year so i figured it was time for a visit

so it's a worldwide open invite


I WANNA ROCK WITH YOU

10/01/2007

Suxxor!

That does suck, but good luck with that test anyway man.

9/27/2007

FUCK!!!!!!!

Yeah so I'm in the Firefighter Training thing and i have a big test comin up that decides whether i stay or not and the motherfuckers scheduled it for the Sat. of the Gatlinburg trip.

So now i can't go cause i can't miss this thing they don't reschedule for anything

So FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats all i have to say about it right now Maybe in the spring we'll get it together

Later

9/19/2007

Nada..

It's just a funny ass picture, like this one:



9/17/2007

huh?

Who the fuck is that??

Oh yeah:


NP Man..

Yeah dude, I'll take the jet.. be there in no time.

Good to see you back though. You need to make some time to climb a mountain is all I'm saying.

9/15/2007

Wow

Look, I got busy and lots of things were going on. I wanted to tell you about getting engaged myself in person instead of posting it on here. Things are slowing back down and hopefully I'll have some more free time again.


Thought I would go ahead and throw up an invite to a little cookout and UK/UofL game party we are having. Starts about 5:00 if you are interested in trying to hang out again. Even if you just make it over for a little while for some food that would cool. Just let me know. Also, Jared you are invited if you can make it in time :).

9/07/2007

Youtube

The video limits are 10 minutes or 100 megs so bj 2 is too long and well hardcorps is a whole other story but thats what your allowed per video

awesome we both got cameras so twice the footage will be caught at the mountian i want to get some good stuff im working on ideas

well later

Let's got this shit rolling..

Sounds like a plan man. I'll schedule the days off and shit.

I checked out the YouTube, and what's fucked up is even though I have all that shit on my hard drive and can watch it full screen, I still sat and watched them shits on there.

What else you planning on putting up.. there's some shit I'd like to re-edit first.. but it would be crap like BJ2, or Hardcorps.. kinda shorten them up into a highlights reel or whatevs.

Winter, NY Hotel, and all that would be good to see up there.. I wonder if the This Old Show and Fusion episodes are too long?

9/06/2007

plans

OK lets got this shit rolling

jordan wants to leave in the morning of the 25th it is a thursday at like 5 or so thats fine with me

were gonna stay thursday, friday , and sat. night leave on sunday morning so its one more day than last time gives us maybe time to cause some trouble and such

so as of right now thats the plan

any problems?????

9/04/2007

Indeed.

I would like to climb the mountain again.

Yeah man, grab a hotel, or motel, or reserve some bushes.. and I'll schedule that monday off. I guess I'll drive up after work and make that shit happen.

We can go over the Lovely Palms shit while we're at it. I've had some pretty funny ideas.

8/26/2007

Is You Trippin

yeah so Jordan has been pestering me about the gatlinburg thing he wants to know if you were at all interested in it if not no big deal but he wants to get everything taken care of hotel and shit i guess

it wont be like last time all fancy and shit i want holiday inn at the best im fine with the dumpster or the woods

but he was just wondering he wants to do it the last weekend of OCT i think

yeah and weve only got like 20 views of bear and jojo but its only been like 3 days or so

I will have faith

8/23/2007

Excellent!!

Let the world domination begin.

All you internets are belong to us!

8/22/2007

Unitards come in world size

YO YO YO

unitard is worldwide

our page is UnitardProductions

YOUTUBE and shit

bj part 1 is uploaded i'll prolly put a new video every 2 weeks or so

later

8/17/2007

That's whack!

..and shit.

WTF? Tito el vanisho. Buenos dias and good luck with all that.

8/12/2007

so........

Yeah so I haven't talked to tim in like 4 months the dude is just gone no e-mails no calls nothin we went to see the aqua teen movie and that was the last time i saw the dude.

Adrienne ran into ol' Marglamesh the other day and was like so did tim tell you guys the news and she was like hell no

which mark then said ohhh well hes engaged and getting married in may or something

you know after you moved to tx. i didnt figure i would see tim or john a whole lot but me and tim did hang out alot and i thought we were friends

now he meets this chick and since then he's gone getting married and whatever else.

this kind of pisses me off....... should it? i dont know, but i am

when me and adrienne got married he was one of the first people to find out, and not even a phone call, if she didnt run into mark
hell i might not have ever known

i dont know just figured i'd pass it along cause i can pretty much guarantee he wasn't going to tell you either

8/10/2007

Yeah Dude..

Have at it.

I takes a special sense of humor to find that shit funny, so if anyone's face implodes from laughing at it, they must be at least halfway cool.

On another note:

Shitting at work is cool because you get paid for it; though it sucks not getting hazard pay, because you're having to drop bombs after immediately slaving for a couple hours in 100-something degrees.

8/05/2007

A thought

yo yo yo

I was thinking with the popularity that is youtube that i would throw Bear and jojo up on that piece and let the world feast upon it greatness.

but as i am not the mind behind it's origin it would only be fair that i ask you first and since there are only two of us on this thing anymore you know who i am talking to.

it might get some hits and who knows maybe it would light a spark for future ideas

What do you think??

8/02/2007

Fuckin' A Right!

That's alright dude, because I'm pretty sure that just made my day.

Double the fuck Dragon!!!

7/31/2007

DOUBLE THE FUCK DRAGON OOHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

and thats really all i have to say right now

7/19/2007

Who's the MOFO now !!!!!

yeah yeah

so i think the mountain is happenin in the last weekend of OCT. a few days before halloween i cant think of the dates but thats when its going down

so yeah ive been taking brazillian jiu-jitsu classes for about a month now its cool learning how to break off a piece its cool


later

7/04/2007

Mmm..

And it was written:

"I have seen the top of the mountain, and it is good."

7/03/2007

Nature trail to hell in 3D

yo yo yo

there are rumblings from the little one that Death Trail 07 might happen in the fall

nothing in stone right now but probably like in Oct.

Man must conquer the mountain

7/02/2007

Barrel

Yup, her name was Barrel, and it was definitely one of those times.

"My father was a Jazz musician.", was her response when I asked: "Barrel?".

This guy at work brought up the fact that bottle rocket wars are fun.. I said shiiiit, I'll tell ya what's fun.. mortar wars.

Now that's huntin'!