Pussy Control..

That's the shit I was listening to when I finally decided to check this piece. I have thought about it for several days... months now, drifting through my thoughts when I wonder why the fools around me seem so dull.

Odd (the music), but pretty funny. And, Tim, just like when I suggested the Michael Jackson hits cd's, I highly recommend Prince. Music is a path of discovery, and sometimes it takes a while 'til you get to say, "Ohhhhhh, now I get it."

And, Brandon, my man... I thought you were Straight-Edge, X-on-the-hands at the now Imag-endary-Bunker'D-Show... at your shitty garage, hardcore. I'd diarrhea both of our pants to have a beer with you...and pretend to play some super-rad purple-guitar, motherfuck meter Mary Had a Little Lamb riffs. Oh yeah, my mom's dick broke your back

Go visit/re-visit Muse. "Madness" playing now. A wave of nostalgia washes over me, like a Trocky-Hebrew-School's-why the fuck did John try to save that phonebook from the hotel then swing his Jew-Hammer over a.... long-hyphenated something something.


[There's been a 2-hour break]

Viewed and reviewed, after much deliberation, I have pondered a final thought for the moment:

Remember that time we?

Pics or it didn't happen

Pictures would have added more humor to the post. I'm at work so searching for baboon balls isn't really doable right now or I would provide my own. 

Mental Statement

The fact that I was all loopy on pain meds had no effect on my last post. I just thought it was funny that I had big purple baboon balls.

Ok

Well aren't you a Debbie Downer when you're high. 

AHHH.......THE YEARS.

Indeed how many more years will we continue to look at this antiquated monument. I can't explain why i check this thing every single day. Every day I come here half expecting that Jared has finally pulled the plug on the last thread of our friendships. I don't know how many years it has been since I've seen Jared. It's been a little less time since I've Tim or Jon. I could easily get in contact with Tim or Jon, I just don't care to. My life at this time is 1000 miles from where I thought I would be at this time. There would be almost nothing to talk about except the past and I can do that all by myself. So indeed the question is how much longer will we check this looking for whatever it is that we are looking for.

I'm not coming to Texas anytime soon, I have 3 kids and can't just up and leave for a week or two. So unless your coming up to Louisville, I would say that we have done everything and said everything that we are ever going to do and say to each other.

P.S. - I got my balls snipped and they are all purple and swollen and I am high on pain pills.

Balls

I'm about to freeze them. Rugged Maniac in only 53° doesn't sound as good as it did several months ago. 

That's what she said..

Nothing eventful to report on, and unlikely that there will be anytime soon. How many more years of this?

Well that didn't last long

Everybody disappeared again.

Tell em Steve-Dave!

YEAH I THREW A SADDLE ON YOUR MAMMY!!!!

Holy shit

You two finally got a ride to the library to use the internet for a bit. About time I'm not the only one posting in months and months.  

Hey piss on you buddy

Real hard to clear the back room of a fucking McDonalds you big nose having jew fag.

Trying to share my feelings and you make a mockery of it

that's bullshit!

Life..

I can't acknowledge that warm, sentimental post. Instead, I'm going to call you gay.

And then, share with you a magic moment from daily life.

I dropped a hot fart at work a little while ago and cleared a room.

Last Night ........

I had some friends over last night and some of them knew that I had some stuff on youtube, but one of them had never seen that stuff. Well instead of going to youtube I went upstairs and got our old footage dvd the "footy master" if you would. I made these guys watch some of our stuff. Bear & JoJo and Hardcorps were the main attraction. I personally haven't watched that stuff in quite some time. I don't know if anyone ever thinks about those days and the time we shared together.

Watching that stuff made me remember how much fun it was growing into the person that I am today. All you guys left your mark and I still think about all of you guys. I don't think that any of us will ever see each other again, and I'm pretty damn positive that all of us will never be in the same room together. Time changes everyone and who knows, we might not even get along anymore, but there was a short time in our lives where we were awesome and didn't give a fuck about anything else except the next mission or whatever silly shit we were up to. So if you read this and you ever wondered if I gave a shit I do and will continue to wonder what one more sunday night at akikos would be like.

Daily Journal

It was 70°+ two days ago and it snowed yesterday. What the crap is up with that? 

This morning my razor went dead half way through shaving, had to wait 15 minutes for it charge back up before I could finish. This is gonna be a bad day. #WPP

So

Any exciting summer plans for anybody? I'm tired of all this cold weather, ready to get out and enjoy some sun. 

Happy New Year!!

!!!!!!

Merry Christmas

Hope you all had a good one.

I got nothin'..

Just remembered that I hadn't checked this piece in a while since I changed my homepage to Google... one less click to porn that way. And I'm a fan of efficiency.

Every time I catch an interesting broad on tv or in some movie, I find myself on the Google images searching her name. Then searching her name again, followed by 'nude'.

WTF

Does everybody have to wait for a trip to the library to get on the internet? Post you bitches. 

Road trips

Road trips are a lot different when there is a little one in the car too. 

Happy 4th!

Hope everybody had a great 4th of July. 

I didn't make that up.

It's on the Internet so it has to be true. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner

P.S. 

Glad to know I'm not the only one still alive. 

Adam Cockburn..

Well damn, if I had just waited two more months I could've had a damn post anniversary. But, after regaining some semblance of consciousness today, I've come here to find this "Queen of Rock" nonsense and am compelled to call bullshit. There is but one...

Big Wheels Keep...

...on rolling. 

Went to NOLA for work and at the end of conference they had a big party at the Mercedes Benz Superdome. The surprise performance of the night was none other than The Queen of Rock Tina Turner.   

Just

..nod if you can hear me

Hello

Is there anybody out there?

So.....

...where are these pictures? This blog needs some activity. Jared and John, either of you still alive?

Ohhh man....

I was rummaging through some boxes yesterday and i found some some ridiculous pictures. I will be posting them up here in the next couple of days. They are fantastic.

The traffic that never sleeps..

Hey, we saw The Statue... and a bunch of Manhattan. Getting recognized and passed that sticker on the bridge on the way out, at 60mph, was pretty funny. One that had to be hilarious, but that I missed entirely was Brandon battle-rolling down the mountainside in Gatlinburg after a wrong-way trek up.

Other places suck

While Colorado was great. Minnisota was pretty terrible, at least the part of it I was stuck in. About the only redeeming thing there was Mall of America and that's because it has roller coasters in the middle of it and a Lego store with some amazing things made out of Legos. Did bring back some of the good memories of the road trips we took. We need a top 5 or 10 road trip moments list, I'll start. - The fun of driving through downtown New York during rush hour when Jared accidentally navigated us there when all we wanted was to see the Statue of Liberty.

AHHH

I see what you did here....and I liked it.
Good to see your brain hasn't completely wasted away down there in the desert.

Colorado doesn't suck..

Everytime I've been there has been great. Even riding with four other people for 8 hours in a car the size of a Geo Metro with my broken leg routed up the center console from the back seat. I reached the top of Pike's Peak on that broken leg. What have you done on your broken leg, Sally?

This blog......

...is kind of boring now. So, what's everybody been up to? I'm currently in Colorado for some training and I have to admit if I were to move anywhere this would definitely be high on the list of places. Yesterday marked the one year mark of leaving UPS and that's been proven a pretty great decision so far. The biggest news for me would be our first little one on the way. So, there's a quick update from me. What's everybody else got going on?

I didn't mean anything by it just messing with you, they should be good neighbors. Mark has for sure calmed down from his crazy college Marglamesh days :).

Congrats on the new house!

?????

What does this mean???????

In reference to tito

Bwhahahaha...

...hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Enjoy the new neighbor.

Land of the Lost..

Did you mean: "I've moved across time"? How the fuck else can you reside next to a shit-eating dinosaur? Knowing that, I'll say I've been avoiding a response because this is all a ploy to get me to pay him some money for that rental car we trashed long ago. Or, I just haven't checked this piece. It'd be great to make that show and hang out, but I'm not sure what's crappenin' this summer. My kid's off with my father at some point to visit the NY. I'll be stuck here making House Party look like House Party 2, with everyone gone. Or, sitting around in my underwear.

Well.......

I gave that post quite a bit of time to sit and ferment, pretty sure I got my answer on that one.  Anyways.... just bought a new house on the other side of the river, got out of the ghetto finally. We were moving in and guess who walks out of the house next door.

MOTHERFUCKING MARGLAMESH.

That's right I live next door to a guy that eats baby shits. Which is appropriate considering he now has two of them little bastards.

Pretty crazy shit.

Well Maiden is gonna fucking rule.

Ok so..............

To : JARED

So here is a Huge thing I have been pondering.

IRON MAIDEN and ALICE COOPER are playing in Indianapolis on my birthday which is JULY 19th. I'm saying this cause while i know it would prolly be impossible for you to get here, but if you did there would be a ticket for you. I don't know what your transportation situation is hell i would even go in half for a greyhound ticket if that is what it would take.

I haven't seen your ass in fucking 7 years, it doesnt seem like it has been that long but it has. I don't know man just would be real cool to see you again.

Probably wont happen but fuck im throwin it out there

Beware..

Hell Wall seeks its revenge!

.......MESSAGE................

The ANGRY APHIDS say boomshay boomshay boomshay.

that is all

Sauce of Fire..

Having forty extra Fire Sauce packets certainly has its advantages. I use it on my cereal, in my coffee... in my bath water. I wash my ass with it. So many uses.

i walk away for 5 mins...

yea i didnt see shiznit going on for a bit so i thought this was a forgotten refuge on the internet.  all i do is work.  i got creative motivation that needs to be fed so i picked up a 2nd job for that good money that feeds that shit.  new camera so far has been bought.  new computer will be build.  i have a few vacation spots i want to hit up in 2k12.  the much talked about, never completed, much needed TX trip needs to be done.  out of the country for the the first time falls in there somewhere and then grand finale will be me finally getting dat ass back in college to get my knowledge.  lets see if plans meet cash to form epic awesomeness

Lasagna Day..

I've been eating this shit for days, and nights.

I rarely play the guitar... it's like a dust spire.

TURK DAY

Well turkey day was pretty decent, besides having to see all of my family, I would say it went OK.

I hope yalls did too.

Hey jared you still touchin that guitar or is it dust mountain and shit????

BRUTAL

Is it really that bad out there man??

She's a Maneater..

I'll tell you where I've been.

Imagine you're really enjoying your life - living in a city with an abundance of opportunity, working at a job you look forward to going to each day, surrounded by people you dig, having interesting stuff to ride and doing things everyday with your friends...

Well, it's the opposite of that. Being the subject of a cautionary tale is a bummer.

Well sir.........

For being a homepage ya sure as hell never say anything on it. What the hell have you been doing for like the last 5 years. Jon are you still alive man haven't read anything from you in like 10 years either.

Jesus time has really had her way with us. She is a lusty old broad

Echo Echo..

Check it everyday? This shit's my homepage motherfucker.

Speaking of not having anything to post, or at least anything of interest; I'm eating a bowl of yo mammy's jank-ass tuna. It's delicious.

HELLO..................

Damn, anyone still on this mother. I check this shit everyday but never really have anything to say. Today is no exception, but I think I'm gonna start posting everyday just to see if any of you asses take notice

Later Suckas

sheeesh

Well infant #2 was puss-crapped into the world on 9-9-11. As sorry as i am jared her name is not phillip. While phil is a fine name, it didn't really fit either of our daughters. I do apoligize.

Other than that there really isn't much going on.... I did get me a new bmx bicycle and have been riding almost nonstop, I am almost as terrible as I was back in the day so I'm pretty stoked on that point.

My sweet city job is giving me a month off for this child birthing thing so im off to help the lady do random crap that I don't really care to .

talk to you queers later

Hold on..

Brandon, you should have named one of your kids Phillip.

Nothing Like farting in the bathtub

Hell I dont know of no damn good title. Well this computer is a computer some chick who lived across the way asked me how could she throw it away. I asked her if I could have it and here we are. I cleaned it up and well, this is working until I get a real computer. I am getting it bit by bit. I have not practiced procreation in awhile. I need to get to cracking...just not ready to make kids. Fun to practice

Awwww..

Just as I was about to post, I saw that I had 666 posts. Woot?

So, here's 667.

John with real internet.. never happened. You're about to learn to stop jogging off and start masturbating for real. Porn incoming!

And more kids? WTF. Time to catch up Tito. Get pluggin'.

geez......

been a few hours since i said anything on this piece

jon dont freak out still here but mostly just forgotten

wilson family child # 2 will arrive in september hopin for a boy
we will see how it turns out

still fucking with criminals on a daily basis

not much else going on over here

FUCK!

Tell me everyone isnt gone. Right when I finally get real internet and you all are gone. DAMNIT. DAMNIT DAMNIT DAMNIT

Happy Christmas... yesterday.

Anybody give anything good?

For what its worth

Where is my camera lens Titty Vasquez? -A

Just doing what Yetis do, killing hikers/climbers and dragging them home. Of course I'll take some vacation days for Yeti golfing every once in a while. What about you, anything exciting going on?

Well now, what we have here..

..is the elusive yeti. Thought to be extinct, this majestic creature

(Sorry, had to grab a beer.)

Where were we? Ah yes... what the fuck is up? I thought you'd discovered the Earth is actually flat and fell off it.

...

[Pokes head in and looks around]
HELLO...(echoing: HELLo..HELlo..hello)
[shrugs shoulders and exits]

The dude at 1:10ish..

The Monthly Post..

It's here.

A tripod. Get one..

I bet that explosion was awesome. I wish I could have seen it.

I like the added 'earthquake' affect you put in there. The "Holy shit, the ground is erupting beneath me, and all hell has broke loose!" vibe is excellent.

Damn man, buy these people a tripod and shit.

well I come back with a blaze of glory

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjreI_Bv1I

HAHAHAHAHAHA

2850. This footage was done with Broderick's wife(Another story, another day LOL) camera which isnt meant to be a video camera. The camera man from last year, his footage is not uploaded yet. He was told no to shake. Not to ruin anything, but he kinda had to at the end....

DAMN!

If you watch nothing else this summer.. scope this shit. It's borderline ridongculous.

Teeth like this..

It has been a while, both on this piece and in general. I'm surprised you haven't got some sort of kid farm happening up there. Aw shit, Sunday incoming. Who's the Easter Bunny now muthafucka!

I was just thinking about that time outside Applebee's or O'Charlie's.. whichever; where I was explaining to that bitch how the smoke fuming from the gutter was a giant-ass rat with "teeth like this". Brandon asked me if I'd ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and at the time I didn't recall and couldn't figure out where the fuck that query came from. Left field or some shit.

Several years ago, I finaly made the connection.. the vorpal bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.. gah. Then I remembered my mom trying to show that shit to me when I was ten or so. I watched maybe five minutes then went outside, probably to set some shit on fire.. who knows.

Anyways, I guess I had seen it.. that movie's five minutes long right?

So......

Whats up with everyone the board hasn't seen any action in a while so i figured i would say hello if anyone still reads this worn out medium of communication between the few of us

not much on this front sophie turns three on monday twas a quick few yrs

how is everything going on down in the desert

john whats up with you lately

Later

round 2. work blocked this expecting me to work. i want the picture of my mug shot. glad for the bum update. whah this is bullshit!

well holy hot shit Tony Danza is laughing at you. damn storm wont let me type in the body. so we are gonna have a long subject. yet space is limited

BUMMIES ALIVE

Well I still think that Frank is dead, but I am almost positive that we booked our friend John the Bum in last night I went back and watched our video of him and I am about 1000 % that its him this is good news I say, to know that at least one of our homeless brothers as still kicking

To all a Good Night

Happy Festivus Honkies!

We just received a text-to-land line call here at the house. It said:

"I just wanted to wish you a merry christmas before I got naked, drunk, and lost my phone."

DAMN

Yeah so its been a while

I'm pretty sure that our old friend Frank H. Ryan is dead with my new job I can look up anyone who has ever been arrested at the jail and the dude was arrested a shit load of times between like 97 and 03 and nothing since then so i think he prolly died

he is a fallen brother

Oh yeah and I also looked at your mugshot john from your telephone pranking days and
that shit is funny

Incase anyone forgot

WE FUCKING ROCK YOU, ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF OF YOU

Do what now?

Baton therapy motherfuckers that is what. Working where my buddy Charles worked for a while huh? Damn wish you were there for when I got my 6 hours for prank calling. Glad to waste the city's money on that one. Yep didnt learn my lesson either LOL. Still get laughs out of that story. Man nothing new here honestly. My live is the suck. It isnt bad, it just isnt eventful. I should burn things.

Delousing..

It's delicious.

Let me clear my throat!

Well it's been a while since I posted on this thingee so heres and update.......

I start Police Academy on Friday as a Corrections Officer yep i am the LAW and shit should be a pretty badass time ten weeks of police training and then i get to bash inmates.

So the trip to TX is off but im going to be making a good amount of dough so i hope we can book something for the spring i wanted to come down next month but it just wont work so we will work something out.

so how is everybody else doin?? alive and well i presume, or at least hope

thats about all up here for now

Later

In the meantime..

I want you to execute this plan:

What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sun, the ability to grow a beard.

You will also need: 1 x woman (the mark); but remember:


Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with the mark for a month.

Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sun to gain a tan.

Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.

Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your mark's house.

Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.

Step Six: Enter your mark's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.

Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your well being instead of fearing the naked man in her room.

Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'

Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.

Step Ten: If your mark is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert mark's Name), I'm from the future.' in your most deadpan voice.

Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.

Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realize that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.

Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:

a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future

Step Fourteen: Unless your mark is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.

Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.

Step Sixteen: After having the sex, tell her to leave.

So as I arise from the abyss...

Well I FINALLY got my fucking truck back. August 4 until August 27 I had every type of red tape thrown at me and then I got my truck. I still have the scars from the sun burn. I just think of it as some fucked up solar branding I got. Makes me feel better. Everything is about back to normal between everyone. Travis and Sean are friends. Ya know who I was beginning to feel like?



I got a new found respect for him after all this shit happened.

Videos, watching them of our shit. is I am reading that right. Copyright 2004? FIVE FUCKING YEARS or so...reunion is needed. I say we make it an extravaganza. I get this damned green up and my shit together. The band needs to get back together. SPRING SPRING BREAK. YO VANILLA...LETS DO IT!

Forgive the Camera man

He was on some weight loss stuff that makes him jittery. You should have seen the wedding video he did...uh oh I got a bombshell I have been meaning to drop. Yep not me that got married but anyone care to throw out a guess...give up...want one more guess. Broderick...swear to you. I was the best man. I was front row to see another one bite the dust.

This is why Micheal J. Fox works in front of the camera.

here is something for ya.

This is what got blown up. next year...BIGGER...

1564 Sparklers...

Milk Attack Motherfucker!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPYLx4ko2yE

Mail Bitch

LeroyMC has some fucking mail and might recieve a tele call here any day

Dude..

She got the Red Rocket!

Happy Easter!

OLD NEWS

Look at the mothafuckin boat shit i saw that shit like 3 weeks ago

but anyways its still funny as shit with my flippy floppys

but yeah i think a fall trip is probably a better idea my self too I dont mind oppressive heat but i think it might be nicer if it wasn't so hot but still warm and shit

plus it gives me a little more time to try and save some cash up , but even in the fall im not sure i will be able to do it, i just have to see if i can figure out what to do with sophia but i damn sure really want to

I'm on a chair!

If you have not seen/shit your pants and mine over this video... then you are blowing it.



This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

So, what I'm saying is: "Why fly.. when you can be on a boat?"

..and fuck summer.. take a fall trip, unless you like 120 degree heat and neverending thigh-balls. But god damn.. do some organizing and get the whole damn crew off their asses. Besides, the college broads don't migrate back 'til semester starts muthafucka..

Well DUH!

yea why do you think I posted on here yo. I am thinking July or August. Want to see how the $ goes. Sorry, NOT driving. Why? Sooner I get there, sooner we can cause problems. yep, plan on flying...yep scared, but flying. Dont get me wrong, I want to road trip, but I want more TX time than drive time, but hey things could change. I was going to do a long week. like go in on a Friday, leave not the coming sunday but the NEXT sunday. I have the weekends off and I got enough vaction time to cover 8 days by that time. Thus maxiumizing my weekends there to check out the scene. I might try to get the wheels in motion to interview for a job down there also. Not sure yet. I will keep you updated.

WHOOAAA!!

Did it occur to you that this motherfucker wouldn't mind heading to TEXAS too.

I mean goddamn that would be an occasion.

Slide me some serious details on this if you really are going

I would love to hang out for a few days and just fuck some shit up seriously

Austin

Yep, leaning to that. I got a few other opinions, but of course mine is the one that matters, so I might be taking a trip up there this summer as soon as I get my $ together...warn the locals and have a wentch lined up for me.

What?

You've got mail!

I am not going to tolerate this!

How dare I be ignored and no one come back on here forever and say anything. I need an email from Jared. Jrodman01@charter.net I gotz questions up in here.

Being Broderick's guy on the couch...

Yea went over there to Bed Bath and Beyond while I watch haplessly as yet another one falls while doing their gift registry and I was oggling the lady that was helping them out. After that, our bellies said McDonald's. Its winter and I should have know yet again something screwed up was going to happen to my vehicle and today was the day. I drove it to McDonald's, ya know no more that 200 feet, then embarked in there fine gourmet cuisine. Yep somofabish didnt start. So, we all did our best impressions of Mexicans and all hopped into her truck and went back to their apartment. Can't tow it because of all this damned snow and ice, with freezing ran, then more frozen water, then other crap in the mix to make it impossible to get my damned truck. So, we got clean clothes at my place before the big one hit and I have been the guy on the couch for the past few days. Jared I know you have been a guy on the couch before. Don't I get a membership card or something? Who is my union rep? What benifits do I get? I just want to make sure I am getting the full experience here.

Road Trip

hummmmmmmmmm...yea I know I got one in June that is in the works for Florida...which it might be one way for me once I see those little brown eye mamis down there.

BUT I do have enough time for me to squeak in another trip. Hell, if their isnt enough sweet jalapeno pepper down there for me, I am sure TX could give me my fix. I hope one of them pulls a box cutter on me and cuss me out in Spanish...that would be hot...

Old and Fat

ahhh the days are upon us we are becoming old dudes

i knew it would come, time has finally chased our asses down

but damn john your old as shit hahahahah and getting quite robust in your gut area i guess your well on your way to your dream weight

we seriously need to think of something to do this summer ALL of us im
FUCKING SERIOUS on this too

And now..

33


What's happenin' everybody?

I survived some holidays and shit.

Well yesterday was my birthday...

THREE 2 now...damn... Now what?