I didn't mean anything by it just messing with you, they should be good neighbors. Mark has for sure calmed down from his crazy college Marglamesh days :).
Congrats on the new house!
To the cover of the jungle a noble savage runs, his body tarnished and pained. Pursuit takes its toll.
5/22/2012
5/14/2012
5/11/2012
Bwhahahaha...
...hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah.
Enjoy the new neighbor.
5/09/2012
Land of the Lost..
Did you mean: "I've moved across time"?
How the fuck else can you reside next to a shit-eating dinosaur? Knowing that, I'll say I've been avoiding a response because this is all a ploy to get me to pay him some money for that rental car we trashed long ago. Or, I just haven't checked this piece.
It'd be great to make that show and hang out, but I'm not sure what's crappenin' this summer. My kid's off with my father at some point to visit the NY. I'll be stuck here making House Party look like House Party 2, with everyone gone. Or, sitting around in my underwear.
4/29/2012
Well.......
I gave that post quite a bit of time to sit and ferment, pretty sure I got my answer on that one. Anyways.... just bought a new house on the other side of the river, got out of the ghetto finally. We were moving in and guess who walks out of the house next door.
MOTHERFUCKING MARGLAMESH.
That's right I live next door to a guy that eats baby shits. Which is appropriate considering he now has two of them little bastards.
Pretty crazy shit.
Well Maiden is gonna fucking rule.
MOTHERFUCKING MARGLAMESH.
That's right I live next door to a guy that eats baby shits. Which is appropriate considering he now has two of them little bastards.
Pretty crazy shit.
Well Maiden is gonna fucking rule.
3/26/2012
Ok so..............
To : JARED
IRON MAIDEN and ALICE COOPER are playing in Indianapolis on my birthday which is JULY 19th. I'm saying this cause while i know it would prolly be impossible for you to get here, but if you did there would be a ticket for you. I don't know what your transportation situation is hell i would even go in half for a greyhound ticket if that is what it would take.
I haven't seen your ass in fucking 7 years, it doesnt seem like it has been that long but it has. I don't know man just would be real cool to see you again.
Probably wont happen but fuck im throwin it out there
1/06/2012
1/05/2012
12/13/2011
Sauce of Fire..
Having forty extra Fire Sauce packets certainly has its advantages. I use it on my cereal, in my coffee... in my bath water. I wash my ass with it. So many uses.
12/10/2011
i walk away for 5 mins...
yea i didnt see shiznit going on for a bit so i thought this was a forgotten refuge on the internet. all i do is work. i got creative motivation that needs to be fed so i picked up a 2nd job for that good money that feeds that shit. new camera so far has been bought. new computer will be build. i have a few vacation spots i want to hit up in 2k12. the much talked about, never completed, much needed TX trip needs to be done. out of the country for the the first time falls in there somewhere and then grand finale will be me finally getting dat ass back in college to get my knowledge. lets see if plans meet cash to form epic awesomeness
12/01/2011
Lasagna Day..
I've been eating this shit for days, and nights.
I rarely play the guitar... it's like a dust spire.
I rarely play the guitar... it's like a dust spire.
11/25/2011
TURK DAY
Well turkey day was pretty decent, besides having to see all of my family, I would say it went OK.
I hope yalls did too.
Hey jared you still touchin that guitar or is it dust mountain and shit????
I hope yalls did too.
Hey jared you still touchin that guitar or is it dust mountain and shit????
11/16/2011
She's a Maneater..
I'll tell you where I've been.
Imagine you're really enjoying your life - living in a city with an abundance of opportunity, working at a job you look forward to going to each day, surrounded by people you dig, having interesting stuff to ride and doing things everyday with your friends...
Well, it's the opposite of that. Being the subject of a cautionary tale is a bummer.
Imagine you're really enjoying your life - living in a city with an abundance of opportunity, working at a job you look forward to going to each day, surrounded by people you dig, having interesting stuff to ride and doing things everyday with your friends...
Well, it's the opposite of that. Being the subject of a cautionary tale is a bummer.
Well sir.........
For being a homepage ya sure as hell never say anything on it. What the hell have you been doing for like the last 5 years. Jon are you still alive man haven't read anything from you in like 10 years either.
Jesus time has really had her way with us. She is a lusty old broad
Jesus time has really had her way with us. She is a lusty old broad
11/15/2011
Echo Echo..
Check it everyday? This shit's my homepage motherfucker.
Speaking of not having anything to post, or at least anything of interest; I'm eating a bowl of yo mammy's jank-ass tuna. It's delicious.
Speaking of not having anything to post, or at least anything of interest; I'm eating a bowl of yo mammy's jank-ass tuna. It's delicious.
HELLO..................
Damn, anyone still on this mother. I check this shit everyday but never really have anything to say. Today is no exception, but I think I'm gonna start posting everyday just to see if any of you asses take notice
Later Suckas
Later Suckas
9/12/2011
sheeesh
Well infant #2 was puss-crapped into the world on 9-9-11. As sorry as i am jared her name is not phillip. While phil is a fine name, it didn't really fit either of our daughters. I do apoligize.
Other than that there really isn't much going on.... I did get me a new bmx bicycle and have been riding almost nonstop, I am almost as terrible as I was back in the day so I'm pretty stoked on that point.
My sweet city job is giving me a month off for this child birthing thing so im off to help the lady do random crap that I don't really care to .
talk to you queers later
Other than that there really isn't much going on.... I did get me a new bmx bicycle and have been riding almost nonstop, I am almost as terrible as I was back in the day so I'm pretty stoked on that point.
My sweet city job is giving me a month off for this child birthing thing so im off to help the lady do random crap that I don't really care to .
talk to you queers later
8/22/2011
3/07/2011
Nothing Like farting in the bathtub
Hell I dont know of no damn good title. Well this computer is a computer some chick who lived across the way asked me how could she throw it away. I asked her if I could have it and here we are. I cleaned it up and well, this is working until I get a real computer. I am getting it bit by bit. I have not practiced procreation in awhile. I need to get to cracking...just not ready to make kids. Fun to practice
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