My very special touch. Not like Catholic or anything, just plutonic..., just a touch man. I swear.

Full is recommended.

Totally gay fashion pose ,with vest.... and gun.

Rock the Cup!

As you already know, I am now sportin' another fine creation of a 'pimp cup'; but, let me showcase the rest of my gear which I am sportin' this fine evening. This is the winter line of Texas Transplant apparel. Note the boomstick. It is required considering the amount of hunting camps located around the premises, and the amount of residual gunfire. Retaliation is key.

You bitches got your cups ready? This is The Goblet of Stoke, made special for tonight.

Jareds Replacement

Another Jerry's favorite

hmmm, can't forget some good old hot food from Jerry's.

Yes yes, the New Year.

Since it's New Year's Eve and I've got a minute or two, I'm going to reflect on the past year or so and post what I think were some of the most memorable moments. Unfortunately, I don't have pictures for everything. Womp womp.

Join me, if you will, as we take a stroll down 'ol memory lane. If you don't, you get shanked.

Here here..

Fences and ladders burn well.

Moving.

Building trails in Grapeland, then having to return to tear them down.

Reuniting with the Troll, in the Wal-Mart parking lot no less.

Throwing up the Troll's Mom's house. That was cool.

Working at UPS. I liked it. So nyah!

Getting all bromantic with my friends. Jordan got it the worst.

All those ladies out there. You know who you are. Always a fun time.

Kindling.

The Dark Side's most recent member.

Bastard hybrid moments.

Papa John's winter extravaganza. "Oh shit, the curb the curb!"

The sled does work at the waterpark.

"You and I both know metal doesn't burn.."

Guns and Robots, and Falls City Beer.

"Dude, I gotta go ahead. I have to shit." Mt. LeConte "Where's the lodge? There's no bathroom up here..!?"

The steak afterwards... and the cat riding the dog. Oh, and some lady gets hit by a car. Good times.

Jerry's

John moves into 'The Carleton'.

Are you a chuch goin' man?

Last day at the apartment.

Akiko's

Jordan's wedding.

The forever rides through Louisville, and 'the slide'.

70+ at the St. Matthews jump, and drifting the Bronco. Basically any drunk Bronco mission.

Shitting my pants three times in a single year. I beat John.

King Cobra.

No comment.

Maiden spanks yo mammy!

Hey ladies.

"You guys play metal?"

"Please please please, you gotta stop...!"

Group photo anyone? "Hey, what the fuck?"

"There's a fucking basket on my foot!"

Whig party en route.

Twenty-Six bucks worth of fun. John is a hero.

Yeah, I'm eating pepperoni and consuming beer. A case and a half. One, am I an alcoholic? Two, do I have a mullet back there?

Merry Christmas

Happy Holidays bastards. Enjoy the snow.

Snow, you ain't go no fricken snow.

You call that snow. Hahaha looks more like dandruff that fell from your head. This is just the start of what we are getting. They are saying we could possible get 20 inches. Oh yea.

Who said it doesn't snow in Texas..?!

Apparently, the rumors of snow in this section were true. Surely it won't be Papa John's quality, and definitely not HQ-worthy, but hey....

On another note, I was in the [Cold] shop shredding away during the wee hours whilst my last precious pick dwindled down to naught. Then I popped a string.

Womp womp.

A quick one..

You know it'll be a good day when you wake up smiling. Sounds hippy-ish or whatever, but it actually happened and I was amazed. Reason being, I was having a dream where this dog was doing all these amazing tricks. He would spin so fast chasing his tail, he was like a doggy Dolomite. Then, he was humping my leg, furiously, and wouldn't let go no matter how hard I shook it. So, then I stopped shaking my leg and let him go at it. I was laughing hysterically in the dream, and woke up with this huge grin on my face. Once I realized why, I laughed.

It was a good way to start off the day and that was a good story.

My Sim-self.... with a shameless plug.

What the hell are you two doing?

What in the hell are Leroy MC and XookyMonster doing?? Looks like it must be a good morning for both of them..

Geez...

Find some type of cheap liquor store, a good place hot Senoritas hang out, a good job and be happy. Then tell me and I coming home to there LOL. NOTHING is going on here, it must be worse there. Just dont start playing with fire...

The Trolls. Big in Germany.

jesus man you must be bored as hell

i mean shit this is what you do now challenge the army to a battle are you crazy were a freaking army, im ready to kill for swayze.

so yeah i guess you found booze in texas and you need to find a music store to get some shit im using my school bonus to get a bass amp and maybe a better guitar, so i can play both i got a few songs wrote completely but the warlock sounds like smashed ass.

me and tim are gonna destroy you

Today was good.

We just moved into this place and it has a pond. Today I got my pole and fished in it. I caught a small bass on the first cast. It was promising. On the third cast, I hooked a big bass. The hook was easy to remove on this large bass, unlike the small one, which was difficult to remove. I ran into the house with the big fish to show everyone. They were amazed. I returned the fish back to the pond. I caught no more fish. The end.

That was a good story. Honestly, my dad thought it was just wrong. I caught the first fish outta there. I was happy about it. I think I'll make a song about it. "The Happy Fishing Song". Yeah, that's the ticket.

Hey, promote the new boob pusher.

aLRIGHT..

OK, it's past four 40's now. No Shit.

YEAH, I am Drizzle-Unk.

Check your local listings.

Gettin' Started

It's Tonight..

Hey, the clock is right on now. I just began drinking. This can lead to something. I'll keep you updated, because it's tonight.

Hey Hey Hey it's a blog!

Here's the first post, it's crazy:

I saw Charles Bronson at Wal-Mart a week ago. I laughed.

Upcoming: Swayze Army -v- The Trolls



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