Friday.

I had a hell of a day yesterday.

I went down to Cahoots for a couple pitchers and a samich. After dropping a few bucks in the jukebox, I got a twelve-pack at the DM, then stepped onward to the house. I brought the amp, mic, and beer onto the porch and promptly got to partyin'.

Highlands people get kind of bummed when you make a nuisance of yourself.

Anyway, it got to midnight, so I went down to Akikos. After closing the place, two friends and I were asked by this older couple if we wanted to keep the party rollin'. They also mentioned that they had a hot tub. Being down with the idea, we jumped in their car and got some more beer at the Speedway.

These complete strangers took us to their house somewhere and sho 'nuff, there's a muthafuckin hot tub. I promptly got naked and jumped in. It was wonderful, and I have no shame.

Within a few beers, the dude started creepin' on my roommate, his wife was passing out/puking in the grass, and I had obliterated all the hot tub's settings. I was just having fun pushing all the beautiful, shiny buttons.

So, the guy puts his wife down, and speeds us home so we can drink more, I can keep yelling through the PA 'til 6AM, and so we can watch my roommate fall down six stairs to flat. That was a hell of a nightcap.

Her and I were racing from the porch for something on the lawn. I jumped of the side and fell safely into the grass. She opted for the stairs and pretty much didn't touch a single one. Granted, she's accident-prone, but God Damn! She went straight to face on the pavement. Luckily, her whole left side broke her fall. Unfortunately, she took a trip to Norton's today.

That shit was funny though. Twas a good night.