Good shit for Wednesday:
Use this next time you're drunk or something:
"Being (LMC) isn't easy, folks. You gotta be a bad-ass 24-7. All night, too. Of course, this outer macho thing is just a front. I'm hiding a friendly tiger in here. You ever seen a drunk tiger? Their stripes fall off until they sober up. And that's not ALL that comes off, IF you know what I mean."
Just substitute your name where mine falls, and you're like fucking butter.
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