Thats right you all just got called HO's
fucking deal with it
Merry Christmas
all you tired ass BITCHES
To the cover of the jungle a noble savage runs, his body tarnished and pained. Pursuit takes its toll.
12/25/2007
12/19/2007
Yo Mammy shops at the Price-Chopper
yeha now what
choppin prices and such
im still jobless and playing mr mom and shit
what the hell do you do down there all week
im fucking bored
choppin prices and such
im still jobless and playing mr mom and shit
what the hell do you do down there all week
im fucking bored
12/13/2007
12/12/2007
YO my seed
12/11/2007
Picture Pages!
I just use the "add image" icon when I create a new post.. it gives you the option to browse through your files and pick one, then inserts it into your post.
...Kind of like looking through yo mammy's tool drawer to find the right one to stick her with.
...Kind of like looking through yo mammy's tool drawer to find the right one to stick her with.
12/09/2007
I dont remember
yo how do you host pics on this piece i was never good at it and now i dont have the slightest clue how to do it
so yeah someone enlighten me
hey tim do you still read this piece or are you completely checked out and where the fuck has john been
THE INVESTOR
so yeah someone enlighten me
hey tim do you still read this piece or are you completely checked out and where the fuck has john been
THE INVESTOR
11/26/2007
AWESOME
Hey dickheads you know whats cool
staph infections thats what
and i got my very own on my fucking hand awesome
picked it up at jiu-jitsu class some time ago im out for at least 10 days and thats if the medicine works if not i get sweet shots directly into my hand
I CANT FUCKING WAIT
THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME
staph infections thats what
and i got my very own on my fucking hand awesome
picked it up at jiu-jitsu class some time ago im out for at least 10 days and thats if the medicine works if not i get sweet shots directly into my hand
I CANT FUCKING WAIT
THIS IS SO FREAKIN AWESOME
11/22/2007
Yams!!
Yams are the gross.
Nothing wrong with some slaughter if it gets you a tasty feast.
I give thanks to all yo mammys... at night.
Nothing wrong with some slaughter if it gets you a tasty feast.
I give thanks to all yo mammys... at night.
I eat ham cause turkey is the poops
yeh hey happy indian murdering day and all that jazz
gonna go scalp me a redman
hows them yams
BITCHES
gonna go scalp me a redman
hows them yams
BITCHES
11/13/2007
Super Tuesday Hair Transformation..
No work for you!
Nice.
Yeah, John had called and left a message saying that he'd won tickets to that show.. weird.
Those explosions would be pretty decent.. with small brown children taped to the barrels.. cg'ed of course, but how awesome would that be..?! Or, that dude Tatoo, that says "de plane, de plane" or some shit.
Nice.
Yeah, John had called and left a message saying that he'd won tickets to that show.. weird.
Those explosions would be pretty decent.. with small brown children taped to the barrels.. cg'ed of course, but how awesome would that be..?! Or, that dude Tatoo, that says "de plane, de plane" or some shit.
It sucks indeedeth
Yeah vista is the suck
it's such a pain in the ass i have to get permission to do anything from my own fucking comp.
anyways i also would like to put up the footage of that acetaline bomb and shit those barrels fucking flew that would be nifty to throw up there
i ran into john of all people at that misfits show he quit ups so i never get to see his ass so that was cool
kinda miss that fuck-tard
and for that matter i no longer work at ups either adrienne is a supv. now so i dont do shit yet till she gets on a regular shcedule
so im playing mr. mom and shit
well ive rambled on a while and yeah fuck the artsy fartsy sucks big time and thats exactly why its up there
it's such a pain in the ass i have to get permission to do anything from my own fucking comp.
anyways i also would like to put up the footage of that acetaline bomb and shit those barrels fucking flew that would be nifty to throw up there
i ran into john of all people at that misfits show he quit ups so i never get to see his ass so that was cool
kinda miss that fuck-tard
and for that matter i no longer work at ups either adrienne is a supv. now so i dont do shit yet till she gets on a regular shcedule
so im playing mr. mom and shit
well ive rambled on a while and yeah fuck the artsy fartsy sucks big time and thats exactly why its up there
11/06/2007
Vista is the suck..
Worst OS ever.
I'll see what I can do with the other shit.
Fuck the Artsy Fartsy was never supposed to be out there.. that video sucks haha. But, it's all good.
I'll see what I can do with the other shit.
Fuck the Artsy Fartsy was never supposed to be out there.. that video sucks haha. But, it's all good.
You Tube
Yeah so im getting thin on vids to throw up i got a few more
i was wondering if you had any time to recut bj part 2 cause its too long to put up or if you had anything else decent to put up im throwing vigo and the alphabet some time soon and some other stuff too. ive got some stuff but vista is not compatible with my camera or some shit so i got to get that figured out
later
i was wondering if you had any time to recut bj part 2 cause its too long to put up or if you had anything else decent to put up im throwing vigo and the alphabet some time soon and some other stuff too. ive got some stuff but vista is not compatible with my camera or some shit so i got to get that figured out
later
11/03/2007
Indeed they were awesome!!
So 2 days after halloween the greatest band ever graced louisville with one kick ass show
the MISFITS
yeah i know its only jerry but its better than the misfits that didnt play in texas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
the MISFITS
yeah i know its only jerry but its better than the misfits that didnt play in texas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
10/31/2007
Brown Leaved Vertigo, Where Skeletal Life is Known
Yeah i remember what should have happened some few years ago our one and only performance that went down in a shitter but hey it wouldve rocked
Ive been playing alot recently just jamming solo it kinda sux but whatever
well happy demon day and shit
something needs to happen
Ive been playing alot recently just jamming solo it kinda sux but whatever
well happy demon day and shit
something needs to happen
10/29/2007
Nope..
I don't check my email much and I kept skipping over it because I didn't recognize the address. Oops.
10/22/2007
10/19/2007
Metal.
Whatever you do, you must begin the show with this:
"I am going to fuck your earholes with my soundcock!"
"I am going to fuck your earholes with my soundcock!"
10/10/2007
Long timey no Rockie
Yeah so Akiko's will be blessed with our presence on Oct. 21 anyone who reads this is invited
we havent been up in there in over a year so i figured it was time for a visit
so it's a worldwide open invite
I WANNA ROCK WITH YOU
we havent been up in there in over a year so i figured it was time for a visit
so it's a worldwide open invite
I WANNA ROCK WITH YOU
10/01/2007
9/27/2007
FUCK!!!!!!!
Yeah so I'm in the Firefighter Training thing and i have a big test comin up that decides whether i stay or not and the motherfuckers scheduled it for the Sat. of the Gatlinburg trip.
So now i can't go cause i can't miss this thing they don't reschedule for anything
So FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats all i have to say about it right now Maybe in the spring we'll get it together
Later
So now i can't go cause i can't miss this thing they don't reschedule for anything
So FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats all i have to say about it right now Maybe in the spring we'll get it together
Later
9/19/2007
9/17/2007
NP Man..
Yeah dude, I'll take the jet.. be there in no time.
Good to see you back though. You need to make some time to climb a mountain is all I'm saying.
Good to see you back though. You need to make some time to climb a mountain is all I'm saying.
9/15/2007
Wow
Look, I got busy and lots of things were going on. I wanted to tell you about getting engaged myself in person instead of posting it on here. Things are slowing back down and hopefully I'll have some more free time again.
Thought I would go ahead and throw up an invite to a little cookout and UK/UofL game party we are having. Starts about 5:00 if you are interested in trying to hang out again. Even if you just make it over for a little while for some food that would cool. Just let me know. Also, Jared you are invited if you can make it in time :).
Thought I would go ahead and throw up an invite to a little cookout and UK/UofL game party we are having. Starts about 5:00 if you are interested in trying to hang out again. Even if you just make it over for a little while for some food that would cool. Just let me know. Also, Jared you are invited if you can make it in time :).
9/07/2007
Youtube
The video limits are 10 minutes or 100 megs so bj 2 is too long and well hardcorps is a whole other story but thats what your allowed per video
awesome we both got cameras so twice the footage will be caught at the mountian i want to get some good stuff im working on ideas
well later
awesome we both got cameras so twice the footage will be caught at the mountian i want to get some good stuff im working on ideas
well later
Let's got this shit rolling..
Sounds like a plan man. I'll schedule the days off and shit.
I checked out the YouTube, and what's fucked up is even though I have all that shit on my hard drive and can watch it full screen, I still sat and watched them shits on there.
What else you planning on putting up.. there's some shit I'd like to re-edit first.. but it would be crap like BJ2, or Hardcorps.. kinda shorten them up into a highlights reel or whatevs.
Winter, NY Hotel, and all that would be good to see up there.. I wonder if the This Old Show and Fusion episodes are too long?
I checked out the YouTube, and what's fucked up is even though I have all that shit on my hard drive and can watch it full screen, I still sat and watched them shits on there.
What else you planning on putting up.. there's some shit I'd like to re-edit first.. but it would be crap like BJ2, or Hardcorps.. kinda shorten them up into a highlights reel or whatevs.
Winter, NY Hotel, and all that would be good to see up there.. I wonder if the This Old Show and Fusion episodes are too long?
9/06/2007
plans
OK lets got this shit rolling
jordan wants to leave in the morning of the 25th it is a thursday at like 5 or so thats fine with me
were gonna stay thursday, friday , and sat. night leave on sunday morning so its one more day than last time gives us maybe time to cause some trouble and such
so as of right now thats the plan
any problems?????
jordan wants to leave in the morning of the 25th it is a thursday at like 5 or so thats fine with me
were gonna stay thursday, friday , and sat. night leave on sunday morning so its one more day than last time gives us maybe time to cause some trouble and such
so as of right now thats the plan
any problems?????
9/04/2007
Indeed.
I would like to climb the mountain again.
Yeah man, grab a hotel, or motel, or reserve some bushes.. and I'll schedule that monday off. I guess I'll drive up after work and make that shit happen.
We can go over the Lovely Palms shit while we're at it. I've had some pretty funny ideas.
Yeah man, grab a hotel, or motel, or reserve some bushes.. and I'll schedule that monday off. I guess I'll drive up after work and make that shit happen.
We can go over the Lovely Palms shit while we're at it. I've had some pretty funny ideas.
8/26/2007
Is You Trippin
yeah so Jordan has been pestering me about the gatlinburg thing he wants to know if you were at all interested in it if not no big deal but he wants to get everything taken care of hotel and shit i guess
it wont be like last time all fancy and shit i want holiday inn at the best im fine with the dumpster or the woods
but he was just wondering he wants to do it the last weekend of OCT i think
yeah and weve only got like 20 views of bear and jojo but its only been like 3 days or so
I will have faith
it wont be like last time all fancy and shit i want holiday inn at the best im fine with the dumpster or the woods
but he was just wondering he wants to do it the last weekend of OCT i think
yeah and weve only got like 20 views of bear and jojo but its only been like 3 days or so
I will have faith
8/23/2007
8/22/2007
Unitards come in world size
YO YO YO
unitard is worldwide
our page is UnitardProductions
YOUTUBE and shit
bj part 1 is uploaded i'll prolly put a new video every 2 weeks or so
later
unitard is worldwide
our page is UnitardProductions
YOUTUBE and shit
bj part 1 is uploaded i'll prolly put a new video every 2 weeks or so
later
8/17/2007
8/12/2007
so........
Yeah so I haven't talked to tim in like 4 months the dude is just gone no e-mails no calls nothin we went to see the aqua teen movie and that was the last time i saw the dude.
Adrienne ran into ol' Marglamesh the other day and was like so did tim tell you guys the news and she was like hell no
which mark then said ohhh well hes engaged and getting married in may or something
you know after you moved to tx. i didnt figure i would see tim or john a whole lot but me and tim did hang out alot and i thought we were friends
now he meets this chick and since then he's gone getting married and whatever else.
this kind of pisses me off....... should it? i dont know, but i am
when me and adrienne got married he was one of the first people to find out, and not even a phone call, if she didnt run into mark
hell i might not have ever known
i dont know just figured i'd pass it along cause i can pretty much guarantee he wasn't going to tell you either
Adrienne ran into ol' Marglamesh the other day and was like so did tim tell you guys the news and she was like hell no
which mark then said ohhh well hes engaged and getting married in may or something
you know after you moved to tx. i didnt figure i would see tim or john a whole lot but me and tim did hang out alot and i thought we were friends
now he meets this chick and since then he's gone getting married and whatever else.
this kind of pisses me off....... should it? i dont know, but i am
when me and adrienne got married he was one of the first people to find out, and not even a phone call, if she didnt run into mark
hell i might not have ever known
i dont know just figured i'd pass it along cause i can pretty much guarantee he wasn't going to tell you either
8/10/2007
Yeah Dude..
Have at it.
I takes a special sense of humor to find that shit funny, so if anyone's face implodes from laughing at it, they must be at least halfway cool.
On another note:
Shitting at work is cool because you get paid for it; though it sucks not getting hazard pay, because you're having to drop bombs after immediately slaving for a couple hours in 100-something degrees.
I takes a special sense of humor to find that shit funny, so if anyone's face implodes from laughing at it, they must be at least halfway cool.
On another note:
Shitting at work is cool because you get paid for it; though it sucks not getting hazard pay, because you're having to drop bombs after immediately slaving for a couple hours in 100-something degrees.
8/05/2007
A thought
yo yo yo
I was thinking with the popularity that is youtube that i would throw Bear and jojo up on that piece and let the world feast upon it greatness.
but as i am not the mind behind it's origin it would only be fair that i ask you first and since there are only two of us on this thing anymore you know who i am talking to.
it might get some hits and who knows maybe it would light a spark for future ideas
What do you think??
I was thinking with the popularity that is youtube that i would throw Bear and jojo up on that piece and let the world feast upon it greatness.
but as i am not the mind behind it's origin it would only be fair that i ask you first and since there are only two of us on this thing anymore you know who i am talking to.
it might get some hits and who knows maybe it would light a spark for future ideas
What do you think??
8/02/2007
Fuckin' A Right!
That's alright dude, because I'm pretty sure that just made my day.
Double the fuck Dragon!!!
Double the fuck Dragon!!!
7/31/2007
7/19/2007
Who's the MOFO now !!!!!
yeah yeah
so i think the mountain is happenin in the last weekend of OCT. a few days before halloween i cant think of the dates but thats when its going down
so yeah ive been taking brazillian jiu-jitsu classes for about a month now its cool learning how to break off a piece its cool
later
so i think the mountain is happenin in the last weekend of OCT. a few days before halloween i cant think of the dates but thats when its going down
so yeah ive been taking brazillian jiu-jitsu classes for about a month now its cool learning how to break off a piece its cool
later
7/04/2007
7/03/2007
Nature trail to hell in 3D
yo yo yo
there are rumblings from the little one that Death Trail 07 might happen in the fall
nothing in stone right now but probably like in Oct.
Man must conquer the mountain
there are rumblings from the little one that Death Trail 07 might happen in the fall
nothing in stone right now but probably like in Oct.
Man must conquer the mountain
7/02/2007
Barrel
Yup, her name was Barrel, and it was definitely one of those times.
"My father was a Jazz musician.", was her response when I asked: "Barrel?".
This guy at work brought up the fact that bottle rocket wars are fun.. I said shiiiit, I'll tell ya what's fun.. mortar wars.
Now that's huntin'!
"My father was a Jazz musician.", was her response when I asked: "Barrel?".
This guy at work brought up the fact that bottle rocket wars are fun.. I said shiiiit, I'll tell ya what's fun.. mortar wars.
Now that's huntin'!
6/28/2007
whooaaa black betty
bam a lam
So i was talking to jon and he was talking about some video with you guys in the car with some fucked up old prostitute that was drunk as shit
it sounded kinda funny
when the hell did that shit happen
And yeah 110 is way to fucking hot shade or no shade
that script is a pain in the ass to type i might just send it to you in the notebooks but i will definately need that shit back as soon as you are done with it
well im gonna get on our of here with my bad self
So i was talking to jon and he was talking about some video with you guys in the car with some fucked up old prostitute that was drunk as shit
it sounded kinda funny
when the hell did that shit happen
And yeah 110 is way to fucking hot shade or no shade
that script is a pain in the ass to type i might just send it to you in the notebooks but i will definately need that shit back as soon as you are done with it
well im gonna get on our of here with my bad self
6/26/2007
Damn right I bit yo neck!
What dude.., you don't like 110 in the shade?
Me neither.
I thought about coming back there for a little while too, in the winter.. like, in time for halloween and shit. Gonna be saving my pesos and making sure I got the right gear to get rad with.
Me neither.
I thought about coming back there for a little while too, in the winter.. like, in time for halloween and shit. Gonna be saving my pesos and making sure I got the right gear to get rad with.
6/25/2007
Damn stephen what you do to my neck??
Yo sometime in the fall so its not so fucking hot and shit would be cool for like 3 or 4 days
I aint never been to texas
I aint never been to texas
6/24/2007
And wouldn't you know it, my neck got bit..
I got mad
I was about to get even
I asked the bug his name
he said it was Steven
Can't get no better poetry than that... and that beat, aawww yeeaahh!
I'm working at a wood shop.. somewhat of a carpenter and shit. I'm doing woodwork and building different shit all day. It ain't no UPS, but it'll do for now.
Hmmm, option week. I gotta get the Troll in on this shit.. we had some shit goin' on at his house last time I was there and it was F'n hilarious.
I was about to get even
I asked the bug his name
he said it was Steven
Can't get no better poetry than that... and that beat, aawww yeeaahh!
I'm working at a wood shop.. somewhat of a carpenter and shit. I'm doing woodwork and building different shit all day. It ain't no UPS, but it'll do for now.
Hmmm, option week. I gotta get the Troll in on this shit.. we had some shit goin' on at his house last time I was there and it was F'n hilarious.
I was out one day just kickin the shit
can you finnish that title line???
where are you working at now??
Im gonna start typing that shit up on sunday night hopefully i will get it done in about a week i think its pretty hilarious i wrote it in about a week in a notebook at ups
I dig it
yeah i got an option week left this yr i want to do something with it and not just sit at home with it got any ideas??
where are you working at now??
Im gonna start typing that shit up on sunday night hopefully i will get it done in about a week i think its pretty hilarious i wrote it in about a week in a notebook at ups
I dig it
yeah i got an option week left this yr i want to do something with it and not just sit at home with it got any ideas??
6/20/2007
Fuckin' Phantoms and shit yo..
It would take nothing short of a fucking miracle...
Lovely Palms. Hell yeah, I remember that movie man, and the kung fu flick too... I'm cruising home from work today playing out these riffs in my head, and believe me you, they were kicking ass. Haha..
We're the fuckin' phantom superteam now, and we're all fuckin' spread out. If, somehow, motherfuckers could come together like Voltron.. it'd be a riot... and dammit, shit would get done that could be enjoyed for eons; or like a couple hours and shit.
I get a week of vacation in like nine months, and be assured.. I won't be spending it here.
... and photocopy that shit fool.. err, wait.. how bad does your handwriting blow?
Lovely Palms. Hell yeah, I remember that movie man, and the kung fu flick too... I'm cruising home from work today playing out these riffs in my head, and believe me you, they were kicking ass. Haha..
We're the fuckin' phantom superteam now, and we're all fuckin' spread out. If, somehow, motherfuckers could come together like Voltron.. it'd be a riot... and dammit, shit would get done that could be enjoyed for eons; or like a couple hours and shit.
I get a week of vacation in like nine months, and be assured.. I won't be spending it here.
... and photocopy that shit fool.. err, wait.. how bad does your handwriting blow?
Everyone must be dead
Man I agree we are fading into shadows of what we once were.
With age comes responsibility and I get that and thats cool and all but there still is that feeling and i know you got it too
I havent seen tim in since the aqua teen movie that was back in march sophia was like 2 weeks old we e-mail his ass all the time but he's ALWAYS with his girl os some shit, but he's never hanging out with me.
I got a ton of ideas for songs and shit
Remember that lovely palms movie idea well I wrote a script for that shit its like 80 pages long all handwritten and im just sitting on it cause motherfuckers arent down for the cause anymore i keep meaning to type it up and mail you a copy that why i asked for your address but typing up 80 pages takes a long fucking time.
I am really liking the family thing and being a dad its awesome but im not done with my life yet
not even FUCKING close.
With age comes responsibility and I get that and thats cool and all but there still is that feeling and i know you got it too
I havent seen tim in since the aqua teen movie that was back in march sophia was like 2 weeks old we e-mail his ass all the time but he's ALWAYS with his girl os some shit, but he's never hanging out with me.
I got a ton of ideas for songs and shit
Remember that lovely palms movie idea well I wrote a script for that shit its like 80 pages long all handwritten and im just sitting on it cause motherfuckers arent down for the cause anymore i keep meaning to type it up and mail you a copy that why i asked for your address but typing up 80 pages takes a long fucking time.
I am really liking the family thing and being a dad its awesome but im not done with my life yet
not even FUCKING close.
6/14/2007
Goat Four and Concord Grape Jelly..
..Like a muthafuckin' state fair and shit.
Let me just state this:
I hate this state.
At one point, it was alright, and lead to some badass adventures and shit... right before my IQ became a 2. Now, I feel the need rant at this, the current, point.
Physically, Mentally, and even Emotionally... I'm fuckin' eroding. I'm sure I could make an intelligent-sounding argument, but who the fuck cares... this ranting is just to, perhaps, make me feel a bit better:
(edit: let's get sarcastic and shit)
I love small towns.
I love small town mentalities.
I love having to dumb-down every single word I say.
I love the fucking heat.
I love the Southern accent..
I love about 117 other things I could go on about...
Shit, you know what, I should write some fucking travel brochures for this piece of buttfuck... I'm sure the tourists would be all over it.
Now chittlins, let's bypass the negativity and get to the point...
I need the fuck outta here stat! ...or something. I haven't done a damn thing that'd qualify as moderately epic in a long damn time... and it fucking irks me to no end.
Maybe I'm at that point... the one where your inner-self says: "yeah, you used to be somebody.."
Fuck it.
Let me just state this:
I hate this state.
At one point, it was alright, and lead to some badass adventures and shit... right before my IQ became a 2. Now, I feel the need rant at this, the current, point.
Physically, Mentally, and even Emotionally... I'm fuckin' eroding. I'm sure I could make an intelligent-sounding argument, but who the fuck cares... this ranting is just to, perhaps, make me feel a bit better:
(edit: let's get sarcastic and shit)
I love small towns.
I love small town mentalities.
I love having to dumb-down every single word I say.
I love the fucking heat.
I love the Southern accent..
I love about 117 other things I could go on about...
Shit, you know what, I should write some fucking travel brochures for this piece of buttfuck... I'm sure the tourists would be all over it.
Now chittlins, let's bypass the negativity and get to the point...
I need the fuck outta here stat! ...or something. I haven't done a damn thing that'd qualify as moderately epic in a long damn time... and it fucking irks me to no end.
Maybe I'm at that point... the one where your inner-self says: "yeah, you used to be somebody.."
Fuck it.
6/03/2007
Lame Asses
Sonofabitch
its been like 3 weeks and no new shit in 3 weeks noone has done a fucking thing worth talking about.
Fuck we are losing our edges except for me i'll always have that edge but are we so old and soft that we have no glories to speak of in these days i challenge you all
TIM
JOHN
JARED
post and tell of conquests i dont care if its about farting at work, getting new cars, or going solo to virginia and baltimore
All of these things have been done by people with little to tell about
GO FORTH AND CONQUER
its been like 3 weeks and no new shit in 3 weeks noone has done a fucking thing worth talking about.
Fuck we are losing our edges except for me i'll always have that edge but are we so old and soft that we have no glories to speak of in these days i challenge you all
TIM
JOHN
JARED
post and tell of conquests i dont care if its about farting at work, getting new cars, or going solo to virginia and baltimore
All of these things have been done by people with little to tell about
GO FORTH AND CONQUER
5/13/2007
5/12/2007
5/08/2007
All your internets are belong to me!
I ain't seen the internet in a coon's age boy, I tell you what! Whoo doggie, butter me a biscuit, cuz this shit's just like I remember.
Fucking for reals, just got the connection back after too damn long.
I'm porn again!
I bet that shit was fucking METAL! B... too bad nobody else had the funballs to have their face melted with ya. What's yo email, I'll give you my regular address and shit..?
Fucking for reals, just got the connection back after too damn long.
I'm porn again!
I bet that shit was fucking METAL! B... too bad nobody else had the funballs to have their face melted with ya. What's yo email, I'll give you my regular address and shit..?
5/06/2007
Live Cannibalism
Yo mothatruckas
On friday night i got to witness live at headliners the almighty
CANNIBAL CORPSE
that shit was brutal
I had a dandy time myself it was a solo mission since not many friends of mine can handle the total brutality that is
CANNIBAL FUCKING CORPSE
this summer should be fun all day metal show with gwar, hatebreed and a bunch of others should be a dandy time as well
i guess someone will post up on this bitch again with in like the next month but i doubt it this is seeming to die out but hey who knows maybe it will become a hotbed of righteous knowledge
and everyone needs to check out Valliant Thorr, if you like your rock and roll done right
Adios
On friday night i got to witness live at headliners the almighty
CANNIBAL CORPSE
that shit was brutal
I had a dandy time myself it was a solo mission since not many friends of mine can handle the total brutality that is
CANNIBAL FUCKING CORPSE
this summer should be fun all day metal show with gwar, hatebreed and a bunch of others should be a dandy time as well
i guess someone will post up on this bitch again with in like the next month but i doubt it this is seeming to die out but hey who knows maybe it will become a hotbed of righteous knowledge
and everyone needs to check out Valliant Thorr, if you like your rock and roll done right
Adios
4/24/2007
holy jebus
Well ive been a busy dude ive gots me a baby born on March 29th Sophia Quinn Wilson i would post a pic but i have long since forgot how to do all that shit
umm yeah so thats what ive been up to
not much time to play guitar and shit but soon the time will come to unleash the fucking fury upon your ears
aqua teen movie is a goddamned ridiculous mess go see it
later on brothers
i am working on some momentous shit im halfway done with jared i will need your home address to send it to your hizzouse
umm yeah so thats what ive been up to
not much time to play guitar and shit but soon the time will come to unleash the fucking fury upon your ears
aqua teen movie is a goddamned ridiculous mess go see it
later on brothers
i am working on some momentous shit im halfway done with jared i will need your home address to send it to your hizzouse
4/09/2007
Canadian Moose Diapers..
Yup, haven't updated this beast because, well.... ain't shit happening.
Working.
Drinking.
Sleeping.
...and repeating basically.
I'd love to make some new shit, and bounce it around, but it's just hard to get in that mode when everything around you depresses and bores the hell out of you.
Well dudes, hope everything's going good up there. I'm gonna keep on keepin' on.
Working.
Drinking.
Sleeping.
...and repeating basically.
I'd love to make some new shit, and bounce it around, but it's just hard to get in that mode when everything around you depresses and bores the hell out of you.
Well dudes, hope everything's going good up there. I'm gonna keep on keepin' on.
3/19/2007
You Drunk Bitches
There aint no irish folk in texas damnit cut that shit out
well not much news on this front
The baby is due any week now just waiting for it to chew its way out of there, My head is huge so she should have fun with that
I got some songs and shit kinda written but no jam session has happened in quite some time so the drumbeats arent really there but im trying to make some shit wih the comp so who knows but the guitar stuff and bass are written just havent laid them down yet
what about you you still playing or anything or is your shit just collecting dust we should write seperate stuff and bounce shit back and forth ive gotten decent on the geetar nowadays not great but decent
well thats it
times up
thats all there is
well not much news on this front
The baby is due any week now just waiting for it to chew its way out of there, My head is huge so she should have fun with that
I got some songs and shit kinda written but no jam session has happened in quite some time so the drumbeats arent really there but im trying to make some shit wih the comp so who knows but the guitar stuff and bass are written just havent laid them down yet
what about you you still playing or anything or is your shit just collecting dust we should write seperate stuff and bounce shit back and forth ive gotten decent on the geetar nowadays not great but decent
well thats it
times up
thats all there is
3/18/2007
3/17/2007
3/12/2007
3/09/2007
The day the music died!
It's been a while since I've had a feeling of accomplishment, but yesterday's epic event changed all that.
You may or may not remember, or may have gone through years of therapy to forget, but I'm capable of producing some rank-ass odors... from my butt. For the unknowing, I fart.
Anyways, I got a new job, been there a couple weeks.. blah blah. As you may have already assumed , I've been farting.. especially while on break... in the small, enclosed breakroom. Though I, of course, find it highly amusing, apparently many of my new co-workers do not. In fact, they disagreed with my "cutting of the cheese" so unanimously, that they had my supervisor talk to me about it...
My supervisor had to officially ask me to stop farting in the breakroom.
Top that "Poop Vassal"!
You may or may not remember, or may have gone through years of therapy to forget, but I'm capable of producing some rank-ass odors... from my butt. For the unknowing, I fart.
Anyways, I got a new job, been there a couple weeks.. blah blah. As you may have already assumed , I've been farting.. especially while on break... in the small, enclosed breakroom. Though I, of course, find it highly amusing, apparently many of my new co-workers do not. In fact, they disagreed with my "cutting of the cheese" so unanimously, that they had my supervisor talk to me about it...
My supervisor had to officially ask me to stop farting in the breakroom.
Top that "Poop Vassal"!
3/07/2007
Bullshit
Everyone else fucks up and cant post on the blog but in the end I am the one who has to switch last making me the last asshole
Thats Horseshit
yeah and im wrestling on saturday here in town and thats about it really
Latron
Thats Horseshit
yeah and im wrestling on saturday here in town and thats about it really
Latron
Switch Stance Mufucka!
You guys have to switch over to a Google account when prompted so you can access this shit. I just switched the entire blog itself over to the new system, so we'll see how this new shit rolls off your chins, of which you've all got more than a Chinese phonebook, if they had phones in China.
Word!
Word!
2/28/2007
computing errors
John is now aslo locked out of the blog they are both now stuck in the google blog thing i havent had to switch yet but who knows when it could happen so we need to remedy this problem
PRONTO
PRONTO
2/27/2007
2/25/2007
Error: Tito does not compute!
I have no idea why he can't post.. I haven't had to change any of my account shit, nor did I realize we were in and out of beta.. hmm.
He could try signing up with a new name I suppose.
Why is yours different B, and did you delete the old one, or just un-join here.. trying to figure out why he couldn't just do that..?
He could try signing up with a new name I suppose.
Why is yours different B, and did you delete the old one, or just un-join here.. trying to figure out why he couldn't just do that..?
2/24/2007
Rin tim tim
Yo tim says somehow he got switched over to the new blog account and not the beta that we are in and now he cant post
He said that we have to switch to the new blog for him to be able to post, cant you just re-invite him to be on here or sumthin he will prolly have to get a new name or sumthin
I dont know but that what he told me to tell you so get on it he actually said he was gonna lay some real street news on our unsuspecting eyes
what happened with the move????
He said that we have to switch to the new blog for him to be able to post, cant you just re-invite him to be on here or sumthin he will prolly have to get a new name or sumthin
I dont know but that what he told me to tell you so get on it he actually said he was gonna lay some real street news on our unsuspecting eyes
what happened with the move????
2/23/2007
Unfortunate news for your mothers and sisters..
I am staying in Tx... for the time being.
On with the suck.
On with the suck.
2/22/2007
We are the Footy Masters
Blog dealings and straight street killings
Knowing my street news is fresh and true
But knowing my shit will get you caught by the boys in blue
Saktepark fires with concrete that wont burn
Cops and firemen telling lessons that we just cant learn
Im rambling in a somewhat lazy ass rap
When tim posts on the blog its all stank crap
The zooky chimes in everyonce in a while
We all know that he's at home being a poopie-o-phile
I could prolly keep going but i should digress
I wrote all this just asking for your E-mail address
Word
Knowing my street news is fresh and true
But knowing my shit will get you caught by the boys in blue
Saktepark fires with concrete that wont burn
Cops and firemen telling lessons that we just cant learn
Im rambling in a somewhat lazy ass rap
When tim posts on the blog its all stank crap
The zooky chimes in everyonce in a while
We all know that he's at home being a poopie-o-phile
I could prolly keep going but i should digress
I wrote all this just asking for your E-mail address
Word
The Street News scared the Bejesus Juice outta me!
Street News is: I'm fuckin' awesome.
Thank you, and please stick around for Lorenzo's Midnight Oil... who'll be closing the party this evening.
Stay black Compton!
Thank you, and please stick around for Lorenzo's Midnight Oil... who'll be closing the party this evening.
Stay black Compton!
2/20/2007
Farggin Snow
Well Evansville didnt happen. Southern indiana and kentucky got a shitty little snow and ice thingee that ruined that shit for me. Jordans ass kicking will have to wait
I guess timmy's post counts for sumthin but i want real life shit some real street news know what im sayin
NY tree farms sound about as gay as russian satellites but the bronco rides are remembered like living loogies in parking lots in indy holiday inns and shit
jared chaylay lives in lake george and plays in the water to clean out his dirty underpants
WORD
I guess timmy's post counts for sumthin but i want real life shit some real street news know what im sayin
NY tree farms sound about as gay as russian satellites but the bronco rides are remembered like living loogies in parking lots in indy holiday inns and shit
jared chaylay lives in lake george and plays in the water to clean out his dirty underpants
WORD
2/19/2007
Chinese Wedding night
A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you
berry frighten.
I pwamis you, I gib you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss ask... anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure,
"I want to try someting I have heard about... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in
a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... Chicken wiff Broccori?"
he is not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you
berry frighten.
I pwamis you, I gib you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss ask... anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure,
"I want to try someting I have heard about... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in
a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... Chicken wiff Broccori?"
The Amazing Whiter Man!
Yes, yes I do remember Whiter Man... and he was definitely amazing.
Seriously, that shit was hilarious.
During your match, be sure to give Jordan the stink pit move while he lays defenseless.. again.
Seriously, that shit was hilarious.
During your match, be sure to give Jordan the stink pit move while he lays defenseless.. again.
2/15/2007
The Adventures of Whiter-Man (remember that dumb shit)
Well i guess timmy got beat down and killed in his gang initiation.
I got a wrestling gig in Evansville, IN on saturday im gonna kick the hell out of jordan for about 20 min. or so should be fun.
Going to see Mastadon next wednesday and Cannibal Corpse is coming to town in may so should be fun for a while im gonna go make some dinner and stuff, and OZZFEST is gonna be free this yr so if you do come into town and stay that long maybe we'll hit it up or sumthin
later
I got a wrestling gig in Evansville, IN on saturday im gonna kick the hell out of jordan for about 20 min. or so should be fun.
Going to see Mastadon next wednesday and Cannibal Corpse is coming to town in may so should be fun for a while im gonna go make some dinner and stuff, and OZZFEST is gonna be free this yr so if you do come into town and stay that long maybe we'll hit it up or sumthin
later
2/13/2007
Gonna be a stabbing!
...if it's gonna be a sign you throw us, better be a gang sign.. and a damn good one. Whatever gang you got yourself jumped into, making it impossible for you to post shit, best come correct, because we're marching through their territory if we don't hear word..
We gonna roll on these muthafuckas tonight son!
We gonna roll on these muthafuckas tonight son!
2/12/2007
Whereth do the tim roam
Where the fuck are you at tim will you post your fucking comments on this page of communication what are you thoughts on the recent developments that have arised from these pages.
Damn you timmy will you say something, anything just speak to us a sign, a noun, a verb, anything
Damn you timmy will you say something, anything just speak to us a sign, a noun, a verb, anything
2/11/2007
Hmmm..
I'm fairly sure I never pissed in your litter box, but I guess that'd be better than your sink.
No big deal dude. As far as the 'hole in the floor', that was more of a joke than anything. I'd definitely have to have some sort of apartment right off the bat because when The Bear is thirsty, he will drink.
No big deal dude. As far as the 'hole in the floor', that was more of a joke than anything. I'd definitely have to have some sort of apartment right off the bat because when The Bear is thirsty, he will drink.
2/10/2007
The floor huh?
I need someone to make sure the big cat (Baby) pisses in the litter box and not some random whatnot on the floor. The little cat (Little Cat) isn't bad as the big one. Go to Casers web site. They got fat pay jobs there. Anyway, yea cool great fine dandy, but 2 things if ya wanna place to sleep 1) you gotta put together the futon. Been too lazy to do so. And 2) no job after 2 months, you will be sleeping on the sidewalk. That is tough love and motivation OH and the biggie one I just thought of (Brandon going to shit his knickers) you can't drink til you get a job. It is a way of celebrating your right to drink due to you having the green to do so LOL. Fair enough?
2/08/2007
Slayer Again!!
Bitch.. I can't even catch them once.
I'm serious about getting serious, or as serious as I can be. Making music and playing some fucking shows would be the shit... and just hanging out with you guys again. You've got me motivated, now I just need to quit being a lazy slag and get on the ball.
John, dig a hole and find your floor, because I'll probably need to crash there for a bit.
Woot!
I'm serious about getting serious, or as serious as I can be. Making music and playing some fucking shows would be the shit... and just hanging out with you guys again. You've got me motivated, now I just need to quit being a lazy slag and get on the ball.
John, dig a hole and find your floor, because I'll probably need to crash there for a bit.
Woot!
2/07/2007
Where do you belong??
Home is the place where you feel that you belong, its not a house, its not a city, it is the place where your heart tells you that you should be.
For the things that we used to do, well maybe there really isnt a place for some of those things but there are more things to accomplish.
Music has been a dream of mine forever, if we got some shit together I know people that could get us on some shitty shows at some shitty places, but it would be something.
As for water balloons, cops, and fire that stuff might be left in the past. the memory is not a bad place to put things I keep alot of shit there.
In april i will have a child and i take that very seriously so yeah i might not be availiable all the time but i will try and make time for the crew especially if i think that shit is serious and that something might actually happen. But if this no bullshit attitude that your talking about turns out to be something that you really cant hold up then we might not be able to work shit out
I miss the hell out of you bro and it would be fucking huge to hang out again and create some new shit and not just remember the old shit
Later
Ohhh yeah i saw SLAYER on monday and it fucking killed wish you could have been there man
For the things that we used to do, well maybe there really isnt a place for some of those things but there are more things to accomplish.
Music has been a dream of mine forever, if we got some shit together I know people that could get us on some shitty shows at some shitty places, but it would be something.
As for water balloons, cops, and fire that stuff might be left in the past. the memory is not a bad place to put things I keep alot of shit there.
In april i will have a child and i take that very seriously so yeah i might not be availiable all the time but i will try and make time for the crew especially if i think that shit is serious and that something might actually happen. But if this no bullshit attitude that your talking about turns out to be something that you really cant hold up then we might not be able to work shit out
I miss the hell out of you bro and it would be fucking huge to hang out again and create some new shit and not just remember the old shit
Later
Ohhh yeah i saw SLAYER on monday and it fucking killed wish you could have been there man
Meh..
I have the opportunity to come back to Louisville in less than a month, for an indefinite amount of time.
The thing is, what the hell would I do there now?
No fucking around... get a job, an apartment, and all that good shit.
But, it honestly seems that there's no more place for what we used to do.
What now ladies?
The thing is, what the hell would I do there now?
No fucking around... get a job, an apartment, and all that good shit.
But, it honestly seems that there's no more place for what we used to do.
What now ladies?
1/30/2007
Craptastical
Well we do keep philipino boys in the back shed in case you are wondering.
I'm gonna put those two songs up on my acid thing prolly tomorrow so you can listen in all of their wonderfulness.
Really not much going on up here
Baby is due in the first week of april, Sophia will be her name when she squirts out of there.
Thats really about it tito is dating some chick and i never hear from him anymore. He also refuses to post up on this piece even though he looks at it everyday.
well thats about it
later
I'm gonna put those two songs up on my acid thing prolly tomorrow so you can listen in all of their wonderfulness.
Really not much going on up here
Baby is due in the first week of april, Sophia will be her name when she squirts out of there.
Thats really about it tito is dating some chick and i never hear from him anymore. He also refuses to post up on this piece even though he looks at it everyday.
well thats about it
later
1/29/2007
..Ain't Shit
Good luck on that ANG shit man, and congrats on being 30 I suppose.. Kinda weird.
I remember when I would update this piece almost everytime something funny or even something mediocre would happen. As far as the lack of updates nowadays, well, ain't shit happening.
And I'm as much a Texan as you are a Philipino.
What's crappenin' up there?
I remember when I would update this piece almost everytime something funny or even something mediocre would happen. As far as the lack of updates nowadays, well, ain't shit happening.
And I'm as much a Texan as you are a Philipino.
What's crappenin' up there?
1/24/2007
UPDATE
I'm 30...whoo hoo. I have a trip to Arlington March 5th for the Army review board. It will determine if I can get my military record changed or not. If I do, I may be a canidate for Air National Guard. Life is looking good.
1/18/2007
Update Me Fools
Hey What the hell is everyone doing especially the texan. What the fuck are you doing all day down there.
Yeah I dont do much except work and work.
Yeah I dont do much except work and work.
1/03/2007
Yeah
Jackass would have been a good time had all of us been involved together to go see it, I agree
not much to say really looking to move to a new house in indiana with a bit more space for the family but thats about it
it hasnt really got cold here yet it was in the 50's today and will be all week kinda wierd but whatever i guess the end of the world is comin shoud be pretty killer
not much to say really looking to move to a new house in indiana with a bit more space for the family but thats about it
it hasnt really got cold here yet it was in the 50's today and will be all week kinda wierd but whatever i guess the end of the world is comin shoud be pretty killer
1/02/2007
R.I.P.
LeroyMC: Dead... or close to it.
Did everyone have a great Festivus? I know my pole was erect and decorated.
I got Jackass 2.. and watched it... and all I could think was: "How rad would this have been, checking it out with the crew?"..
It was still pretty funny though.
Did everyone have a great Festivus? I know my pole was erect and decorated.
I got Jackass 2.. and watched it... and all I could think was: "How rad would this have been, checking it out with the crew?"..
It was still pretty funny though.
1/01/2007
Happy New Year!!!
Happy New Year to all of you as well.
Did you really mean constructive? Wouldn't destructive be a much better guess?
Did you really mean constructive? Wouldn't destructive be a much better guess?
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