A Chinese couple gets married - and she's a virgin. Truth be told,
he is not too experienced either.
On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets
as her husband undresses.
He climbs in next to her and tries to be reassuring.
"My darring" he says, "I know dis yo firss time and you
berry frighten.
I pwamis you, I gib you anyting you want, I do anyting -
juss ask... anyting you want. Whatchou want?" he says,
trying to sound experienced,
which he hopes will impress his virgin bride.
A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently
(and eagerly) for her request.
She eventually replies shyly and unsure,
"I want to try someting I have heard about... numbaa 69."
More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in
a puzzled tone he queries...
"You want... Chicken wiff Broccori?"
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