Oh yea I found this shit here

http://smouch.net/lol/



Dude I could not believe that when I saw it!

Barrel...

Barrel would be comedy gold. Regardless, one day you shall send me a DVD chauked full of all kinds of fun.

Wedding bliss another go round with Tim huh...dude Einstien was right...

PAY ATTENTION TO HIM!

Believe that!

Time for reunion tour DAMNIT

Super Mayonaisse Supreme Condiment..

Its dominance will not be denied.

Good to see everyone's doing some shit and Jason's back from AWOL status.. got absolutely nothing to report on this end.

I think BJ2 and Hardcorps are better left unpublished.. Hardcorps, no matter how I cut it would be 'x' minutes of blatant toy racism. And, BJ2 just can't be cut into something anyone else would get but us.

Talk about flash from the past

What's up bitches.  I haven't had a computer to post on this piece for a while but I'm back.  I haven't had time to bang on the drums in forever either.  Finally working days though.  So what's everybody been up to?  Jared, you still alive down there in Texas?  I heard Brandon was thinking of working for the enemy otherwise known as Fedex.  So tell me what I've missed.

Later,

Tito 

Jared's is in shame hiding.

Yea man after I showed him mayo is doody he got disillusioned and confused and started wondering the isles of Kroger looking for a new condement to worship. Lost and confused, he cried and shame and found the frozen food section. When no one was looking, he opened the door and while his head was hung in shame she slowly walked in and went to the back of the freezer. In 50 years when they tear down the Kroger, they will find his frozen body along with a book about the false prophet of Mayo and how he let him down.

As for Jason, DUDE he needs to be sent an invite to post on here. GE huh? He works with Sean's Dad. That is funny.

Flash from the Past

HOLY SHIT so guess who happened to find ol' Bear and JoJo up on the tube only Jason Close thats who he sent me a response wondering why his name wasn't up there so fixed it his name is now properly up where it belongs

he works at GE and just bought himself a house seems like he is doing ok be pretty cool to see that dude again

I think we are expecting an invitation to tito's wedding pretty soon we'll see how that goes if it actually shows up or not

thats about all thats up here, did pick up some new strings today still getting somewhat better on the geetar

hey jared did you ever get to trimming HARDCORPS i know you said your drive got wiped out a while back i didnt know what you lost i would still like to put that up on youtube along with
BJ part 2

"Just like playing cards ya always folding it, I just blew ya ass off the stage so drop the mic ya shouldn't even be holdin it"

PSA

Hey I see everyone wants to pop out kids these days I tell you what so I give you a helpful link on how to raise your kids.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/217096/

MILESTONE

yo yo yo

the HOTEL ROOM video on you tube has hit over 1000 views and shit nothing else is really movin that fast but 1000 idiots have seen some of our shit

i also ran into marglemesh and he apparently ran across the page and had no idea who put that shit up kinda funny

anyways well im looking to go work for FED-EX just waiting on my second interview time my ass will be driving a forklift for 14 an hour

well thats it also there is still talk of the mountain trip, any way at all you could do it???

No not that day...

Mr. Poop in my pants 3 times in a year. I just sat there and wanted to see the whole event. I was bummed when we didnt flip. Your memory is rotten too. It happened on 264 no where near 65 moreover on the way to Sean's.

Plunk!

The best is when I got going about 60 down the middle of 65, up by 64, and just cut the wheel... the look on John's face was priceless.

You coulda been having a jolly ol' time in the brown snow.. his shit-stain is probably still in the seat.

Totally understand

They never did get my XTerra fixed in time so I could have been ripping some major turns with 4WD goin on but NO NO NO NO NO someone sent them the wrong part impeading of my winter wonderland fun time. I alway have problems having a ride when a good snow rolls along. Fuck the fucking fuckers I say.

Mothafucking SNOWBLIND

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Ya kidding me?

Man look at all the cool stuff Miracle Whip has man. First off, Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SUGAR, SALT, EGGS, EGG YOLKS, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, PAPRIKA, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Now it takes a lot of hard work for these magical mix to form MIRACLE WHIP...

Now lets look at boring ass Mayonnaise! vegetable oil, egg yolks. mustard, lemon juice and/or vinegar...what a RIP!

This right there is a step above MUSTARD. mustard seeds mixed with water, vinegar or other liquids. Mayonnaise is LAZY man. Even DUCK SAUCE is cooler than Mayonnaise! peach sugar, vinegar, ginger, and chili pepper.

Now lets look at the overall coolness of it all.

Now THAT is freakin hawt there!

http://teamlipgloss.blogspot.com/2007/07/crazy-but-true-miracle-whip-facial.html YEA lets see that MAYONNAISE be THAT COOL!

Yea even mustard has a mascot that is awesome and as we allready seen MUSTARD SUCKZ DONKEY BALLS!

SHIT even Curry CURRY of all things has a cooler mascot

He's Hot, He is Spicy and He TAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTE Great...CURRY MAN!

What now what Mayonnasie got?

DUDE WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

Look! It is Mayonnaise calling her pimp Miracle Whip and you know what Miracle Whip is saying?

"BITCH YOU BETTER RECONIZE BECAUSE MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG. YOU BETZ HAVE MY MONEY OR I WILL GO ALL HOT SAUCE ALL UP IN YO ASS!"