Man look at all the cool stuff Miracle Whip has man. First off, Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SUGAR, SALT, EGGS, EGG YOLKS, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, PAPRIKA, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Now it takes a lot of hard work for these magical mix to form MIRACLE WHIP...
Now lets look at boring ass Mayonnaise! vegetable oil, egg yolks. mustard, lemon juice and/or vinegar...what a RIP!
This right there is a step above MUSTARD. mustard seeds mixed with water, vinegar or other liquids. Mayonnaise is LAZY man. Even DUCK SAUCE is cooler than Mayonnaise! peach sugar, vinegar, ginger, and chili pepper.
Now lets look at the overall coolness of it all.
Now THAT is freakin hawt there!
http://teamlipgloss.blogspot.com/2007/07/crazy-but-true-miracle-whip-facial.html YEA lets see that MAYONNAISE be THAT COOL!
Yea even mustard has a mascot that is awesome and as we allready seen MUSTARD SUCKZ DONKEY BALLS! 
SHIT even Curry CURRY of all things has a cooler mascot
He's Hot, He is Spicy and He TAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTE Great...CURRY MAN!
What now what Mayonnasie got? 
DUDE WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!
Look! It is Mayonnaise calling her pimp Miracle Whip and you know what Miracle Whip is saying?
"BITCH YOU BETTER RECONIZE BECAUSE MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG. YOU BETZ HAVE MY MONEY OR I WILL GO ALL HOT SAUCE ALL UP IN YO ASS!"
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