WOMP WOMP WOMP WOOOOOOOOOOOMP

Ain't messing with that stuff

I ain't never getting married and having kids that shit is for retards

count me out man kids and shit screamin cryin babies nagging wives yelling at you and stuff

do this do that not me man not ever




......................................................oh wait a minute?????

Well who is next.

I was sitting at work since I could not make it to Tim's wedding because I could not get off work and I was thinking well, who is next. The poll starts now on who is going to get married or engaged next. Tyler is living with his baby's mamma but I am not 100% sure if they are engaged or not. So he is a maybe. Broderick got with this crazy white girl and they are engaged so he is out. So, unless I am forgetting anyone that leaves us with 3. Sean, Jared and myself. You can take me out of the mix because I dont think I could find anyone that could put up with me so I dont see me getting hitched anytime soon. So that leaves Jared and Sean. I say Jared. Sean never gets out of the house. Unless he marries his cat Daisy, then well he would definatly win...I guess... Any thoughts?

Oh yea on a side bet we can also do. Let's see how long youtube catches that one TOS or Fusion ya posted. It has boobs in it. Either you forgot or chose not to care. Regardless, I'm not complaing. I am amused. BG party was a classic by the way. I never in a million years though I would be net famous for dancing in my draws and pooping. I have a feeling I will be #1 in Japan by the end of the year if I keep that up.

Man see AH

Saturday wedding with lots of booze, but no driver for me so I couldnt drink anyway. I do want to be there to be supportive of you though. Hummm....take off work or not? Let me put in for it and I will try to do something I usually do anyway and dress up lol.

Suuuure..

Now we get an invite..

Bah, I'm not much for watching a bro get locked up, but open bars are nice.

Oh yea...

by the way, tounge thing there was gross buddy. Should be ashamed of yourself of the yuck factor you caused on that.

You dont know what a hoot is...

Saw that shit last night over at Broderick's. Sean has yet another classic line on there. She reeked of alcohol and she was foul or whatever he said. Classic Sean though. Broderick's ending the whole thing with. At least she wasn't grabbing your dick was another classic. I forgot she threw a fit with her going I CANT EVEN GIVE IT AWAY! I thought she just said it. I didnt realize she was all hittin on my seats and shit. As for him filming that at home footage...errr...naw thanks for not taking one for the team on that one there.

Stale Garbage

What do you mean you cant believe i posted the meter shit i just posted racin rigs Iv'e gone post crazy im throwin it all up there hell you might even see some fighting fish tomorrow depends on how i feel and that barrell shit is just amazing oh my god that shit is priceless

you prolly should have gone home with her and filmed that too.

well thats all folks

Gin..

Everyone's favorite old hooker is up on the YouTube!

CNA in Loukeyville fools!

Shit..

Apparently when they say you can't post videos over 10 minutes they mean it, because I actually tried to upload ALL the TOS/Fusion set.. but half of them are over 10:00... womp womp womp.

I have to recut all that shit now.. wtf! How am I supposed to be lazy and shit with this kinda work ahead of me?

And, I wasn't saying it's too late, just past time.. as in, that shit needs to happen stat!

Do dog the rotund (however the hell it is spelled)

Man nothing wrong with a little inspiration. One day I hope I will take up a whole couch and be so big I have smaller fat people orbiting. People would bring me food, and I will wash myself with a rag on the stick. I would be, well, Jabba the Hutt. He was the measuring stick in fatassory. Anyone that wants to be fat aspires to be that way. Why not? He gets everything handed to him. Women, food, fame and money all came to him. Who would NOT want that? I am not counted the bonus features by the way where you actually see him move.

Right now I can still roll and ball with the best of them. Terrible Turmoil Tour would need to be in the works.

You all be stanky too can get youtube all up in your computer. I got it on lockdown here. none fo me bishes.

Back from the dead

aint yall some bitches. getting all fat and shitty, pathetic

bunch of pusses prolly can't even represent to the foolest anymore

damn shame

i juat posted some dumb vids on the tube since you posted like 6 in one day i had to refresh mine as well what the fuck is that felchercide shit

also i love old show 3 thats the goods

man ive got to send you the script for palms that shit is hilarious might not ever get made but its still like 100 pages of dumbness

and its never to late for a reunion we just need to actually put it together for reals this time

later

Justify My Lazy..

I started with some uploading just now, and decided to re-cut this one here.. At first I was concerned with syncing the original soundtrack, then my sub-epic laziness struck and I said "fuck it".. What we get is sloppy ass editing and what I'll call a "remix" of the original music.

Anyway, this piece is up, with more to come.

Hovaround!

The fucked up thing is epic fatasses develop handicap status and the 'perks' that ensue.. "Hey, I get to bomb around Wal-Mart in this badass cart because I was too stupid to not... get the fuck off my ass.." At least that's what my excuse would be at epic level. "Hey, will my insurance cover my new Hovaround?" ..and will it cover the ass-beatings I should expect to incur as a result of my laziness? Yes sir, I would want someone to beat me with half melted Twizzlers if I wasn't up to par.. but nobody will.

Now, I'm not saying don't shoot for the stars, and epic level, yourself. I just typed that other shit to motivate myself to stay sub-par in City of Fatasses..


I'm disgruntled.

I demand the right to ride a damn cart!


Oh, and I'm thinking of putting all the This Old Show and Fusion up on the YouTube..

Dude I am proud of you

You are trying to level up in the City of Fatasses. It is like the online game City of Heros, but with getting fat. The goal in this game to become an Immobile. Or an epic fatass is another good name for it. Great example of that is the lady who sat on the toilet for a long time to the point the skin grew around the lit and had to be surgiclly removed. You become a lvl 45 after your first heart attack. Lvl 50 you get a hoveraround. after that you reach in your epic leveling. I am hitting well over 200lbs now. I am about a lvl 41. That is when you get your dunlap (your gut dunlapped over your belt). I am proud of you!

I'm back muthafuckas..

Not sure from what.. maybe my recent posting hiatus..

I was scoping our shits on the YouTube again. I apparently can't get enough of them on my own hard drive.. I have to go watch them in low res on the internets too. You put some of the worst ones up there though man.. but I guess they got made, so fuck it. Watching them shits just makes me want to get some more going on.. makes me want to produce some epic shit, ya know..?

I'm down here getting out of shape, just sitting around with my thumb in my ass pretty much. Wah..