Dude I am proud of you

You are trying to level up in the City of Fatasses. It is like the online game City of Heros, but with getting fat. The goal in this game to become an Immobile. Or an epic fatass is another good name for it. Great example of that is the lady who sat on the toilet for a long time to the point the skin grew around the lit and had to be surgiclly removed. You become a lvl 45 after your first heart attack. Lvl 50 you get a hoveraround. after that you reach in your epic leveling. I am hitting well over 200lbs now. I am about a lvl 41. That is when you get your dunlap (your gut dunlapped over your belt). I am proud of you!