Yea yea I found pics of the band too.

This mugs right here scare me. If they are satan's back up band I would be scared to death. They got all of those ravaged teeth and all scary and stuff. Naw man I bet the music coming out of these guys are some freaky stuff here I tell ya what. I bet my ears will bleed listening to them. Sabu has nothing on his guitar skilz.

We Rock for Satan..

and make the baby jebus cry.

And now...

A picture of Sabu

I think you should see if Sabu will play guitar for ya. I heard his work every Sunday at the 23rd St Highview Mission Southern Baptist Church. He does a very good job. If he can strum for Jeabus, I am sure he can pick a few cords for you.

Vomit Dongs

Alright im seriously done talking about logistics of barf dicks and where the tub is and any other shit even to do with cock hurl's

so how is everyone??

Oh yeah i just bought an octave pedal it sounds way cool it produce sounds two octaves below what your playing on guitar so i dont need a fucking bass player just a drummer; had one of those; he's out of the pic, i guess, so i might recruit my little brother to do some real song producing

sure would be nice to have a second guitar player though.

Good logic...BUT

This was when I was living in the dorms at UofL and this dorm didnt have private bathrooms. They had a floor bathroom. It has stalls. I was in a stall. The bathtub you speak of is when the campus would catch a big rain and it would flood. Nearest shower was far away considering the circumstances. I was trapped in a stall to be doomed to throw up on my junk.

Logistics..

Why do you think the tub's always next to the toilet... that's for the puke man.

Hell, a bathtub is essentially a big ass 'bucket' with a drain. It's literally a catch-all with the capacity to hold all you can offer, and the capabilty to dispose of such messes. Where does it all go? Who cares, it's gone.

So what if you've got to stomp it down a bit every once in a while, and possibly push some vegetables aside to clear a path. The tub offers convenience and ease-of-use, not to mention a great place to relax and reflect after your stressful evacuation.

PRIDE in NOT having SHAME

Yea man that is when I got the food poisoning. I was foutaining like a fire hydrant in the hood on a hot day...except of clear water it was puke and poop...that eventually got to the point it was clear as water... I was taking care of my back end and my front end want in on the toilet action.

My balls suffered from the effort.

http://www.eddieshit.com/

Yes sir, this Brit right here know his potty humor I tell ya what.

Jesus Christ

That is possibly the worst thing i have ever heard, you puked on your own dick

OH MY GOD that is seriously fucking foul and just fucking sick

how bad of shape do you have to be in to hurl on your balls

you have no shame or pride john rodman

The Porcelin Gauntlet has been thrown down?

AND BROKE. Yea we dont need no toilet! Toilets are for punks. Using the bathroom on yourself in any way is a mark of excellence. I will even throw in puking. Shit I have puked all over myself. I have shit myself, and I even pissed myself...OUTSIDE OF MY OWN HOUSE! Yea I didnt even take the time to open the door and piss in my toilet. I stood on my porch and wet myself and the porch. Even better, I was not under any influence...I just couldnt get my keys out of my pocket... I even puked on my junk. Yea I was sick and taking a shit then puked on my junk. I had puke in my pubes! Teaches me not to shave my junk.

Valid Points..

Hmmm... this won't be settled so easily it seems, so I declare that the true Champion of Man will be the first motherfucker to shit-piss himself.. that's right.

You better blow brown boats and golden flows all at once in some place other than the house to be a real gladiator.

Pissin is for sissies

Listen here all you tards, pissin is for pansies a real man leaves brown mess where ever he goes

yellow is a bitch color, brown is all man baby you cant stink up a house with piss but a mighty shit that can clear the bitch out

ye have been warned

no one brags about pissin their pants but shit in them and your a legend

Urination across the nation..

To hell with pooping, pissing is where it's at.. always has been.

While the lethargic and apathetic are on their asses (bowel)moving in slo-mo, the motivated are out there getting it done. You can aim it, flame it(if you drink enough kerosene), game it (distance? yeah.) and more bitches (in my experience) are willing to grab a Golden Shower over a Cleveland Steamer.

Why be a battleship when you can be "Big Boy" and sink that motherfucker?

Why smell like shit when you can just smell like asparagus?

Shitting is old news, in fact print this and educate your ass while you have to wipe, and hope you don't break through..

All I've got to do is shake, jiggle, and pull.. which is never a bad time, because me and my cack are like this son(*crosses fingers).

Funny you bring that up...

Travis went to Florida for his anniversary and they were at a resort where a fire occured and they had no power. So before he left he did a tribute to Jared, and peed in all the sinks in his room before he left.

Some dumbass bastich..

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Ask your mother's face.

Basshead Bear muthafucka!

What a champ... taking that balloon.

And hermit is right, locking your damn door and shit. Made me have to stand on that little-ass counter and piss in your sink.

Glad I was a hermit

Eating in my room paid off in the long run I see. As for my roomates...well sucks to be them.

You forgot I ate that night to from Taco Bell. Cant eat there my ass!

Fucking with the 'Rod

hahah man we used to fuck with you so hard hahaha

I used to wipe boogers on your kitchen counter at betty johnson hahaha

that shit is the best

blasting you in the face with rocket water balloons for a 20 spot and then gettin taco bell with that said money when you cant even eat that shit HAHAHAHAHAHA

goddamn goddamn goddamn that shit is just tooo funny

Why do you wanna bring up old shit for...

ASS

yea like I wont read this or anything...

I am pretty sure all the alcohol I drank over time I am sure I am pretty much purified. According to Travis, I went to the point of no return when I did that stripper...It was still worth it...

I found a resolution along with the hand washing, the funding for the fire-armed trained fighting gorrillas for every public bathroom and the anti-bacterial. Alcohol. The cause and solution all of life's problems. I am sure I can drink the filth away. Lately I have not been in filth filled enviroment though. I dont work at UPS and it was chauked full of gunthers who were scared of soap and water. I say 80% of UPS, guys alone, were too much inbred to take avantage of the running water that UPS provided for them. I say the job I am at now, I have seen less non-hand washing. I am pretty much the only person who uses my area. If anyone else uses my area, I am only 30 feet from alcohol wipes. No worries no more.

Ya still gave me a dollar for that powerade...well you still gave me a dollar later on down the road...

Ah yes, that old chestnut..

I just went to the kitchen to get some more water, and was instantly struck with laughter when a damn bug flew into my glass. Not because I knew that I would just eat it, and the water... but because it reminded me of the time at UPS when we pooled some money to get John to eat a smashed cricket.

That shit was funny. Even better is the fact that I spit on that cricket when I was out chillin' on the dock, before I smashed it. (I would never tell him that though, as he's a crazy germaphobe.)

I was then reminded of the time John bought a fresh Powerade, only to open it up and drop it on the floor two seconds later. He was pissed, knowing that he wouldn't drink it after having been on the ground like that. What happened next, though, was even better. I reached down to grab it, and John became enraged. He tried to kick it away from my hand, because if he couldn't have it, no one would.

Sho am hot.

Anyone else ready for this next ice age yet?

It's gonna be nice.

Hey thanx :D

Yea man I went over to Broderick's last week. I weighed myself. 207. I went back this week, which was a week later. 218. YEA MAN WHOOOOOOOOO. Sean is going to be losing weigh thanx to his doctor. Too much tissue around his heart. No doctor told me to not do that so I am okay to remain fat and continue to get fatter. Jaba the Hutt was the ultimate epic fat ass. Calling me that is just an insult to him since I have not even recieved my first heart attack to level up past level 45. He was the Epic Level 50. Epic level is a whole new game I have not even scratched the surface on. That is when I get to sit at home in my bed and not move. He was even too big for those hoverarounds. I want people to bring me food and women. It be fun times.

Epic sir..

How fucking galant does Sas look on that unicorn..?

Epic.

RARRGHHHHH BLOODY BALLSACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/episode-iv-return-of-the-fitty.html

America, FUCK YEAH

yeah so the 4th wasn't too eventful some works bombs and mortar goofin off although we did have another works bomb take flight the bottom blew out and it went a pretty good ways into the air haven't seen that happen in a good while.

thats about it though, still not much going on up here except for john apparently getting fat as fuck and still hanging out with sean they will eventually look exactly alike

and that picture of the bushwhacker it seriously took me little bit to realize which one was john thats how gnarly your getting there buddy, you look like a bushwhacker

later

Jaba!

You do look fat as shit dude, or at least fatter since last I saw you... dirty bastich.

And, Nickelodeon's gonna sue your ass for posting a picture of Patrick on here claiming he's a sidekick of yours..

How dare you sir!

Oh and yea...

I got my picture taken with Bushwacker Luke...Now my life is complete.

And my first (and last) pic of my New (no longer owned) Sidekick Slide. Nice O face Sean.

and everybody is where?