The Porcelin Gauntlet has been thrown down?

AND BROKE. Yea we dont need no toilet! Toilets are for punks. Using the bathroom on yourself in any way is a mark of excellence. I will even throw in puking. Shit I have puked all over myself. I have shit myself, and I even pissed myself...OUTSIDE OF MY OWN HOUSE! Yea I didnt even take the time to open the door and piss in my toilet. I stood on my porch and wet myself and the porch. Even better, I was not under any influence...I just couldnt get my keys out of my pocket... I even puked on my junk. Yea I was sick and taking a shit then puked on my junk. I had puke in my pubes! Teaches me not to shave my junk.