Being Broderick's guy on the couch...

Yea went over there to Bed Bath and Beyond while I watch haplessly as yet another one falls while doing their gift registry and I was oggling the lady that was helping them out. After that, our bellies said McDonald's. Its winter and I should have know yet again something screwed up was going to happen to my vehicle and today was the day. I drove it to McDonald's, ya know no more that 200 feet, then embarked in there fine gourmet cuisine. Yep somofabish didnt start. So, we all did our best impressions of Mexicans and all hopped into her truck and went back to their apartment. Can't tow it because of all this damned snow and ice, with freezing ran, then more frozen water, then other crap in the mix to make it impossible to get my damned truck. So, we got clean clothes at my place before the big one hit and I have been the guy on the couch for the past few days. Jared I know you have been a guy on the couch before. Don't I get a membership card or something? Who is my union rep? What benifits do I get? I just want to make sure I am getting the full experience here.