"Recent reconnaissance has revealed a 2.7 liter plastic dish containing what appears to be Ramen Noodles.."
"People still eat that shit?!"
(Sigh.. and loosely audible fart) "There also appears to be a sweet motherfuckin' grilled cheese sandwich artisanally crafted from two hot dog rolls spread, buttered, and fistfuckin' fried in yesterday's bacon grease with an American slice or two tossed twixt those sweet facefuckin' buns... nonchalantly tossed into the noodlescape to navigate the desolate doldrums for a short eternity."
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