9/24/2010
8/18/2010
7/19/2010
A tripod. Get one..
I bet that explosion was awesome. I wish I could have seen it.
I like the added 'earthquake' affect you put in there. The "Holy shit, the ground is erupting beneath me, and all hell has broke loose!" vibe is excellent.
Damn man, buy these people a tripod and shit.
I like the added 'earthquake' affect you put in there. The "Holy shit, the ground is erupting beneath me, and all hell has broke loose!" vibe is excellent.
Damn man, buy these people a tripod and shit.
7/11/2010
well I come back with a blaze of glory
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CUjreI_Bv1I
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2850. This footage was done with Broderick's wife(Another story, another day LOL) camera which isnt meant to be a video camera. The camera man from last year, his footage is not uploaded yet. He was told no to shake. Not to ruin anything, but he kinda had to at the end....
HAHAHAHAHAHA
2850. This footage was done with Broderick's wife(Another story, another day LOL) camera which isnt meant to be a video camera. The camera man from last year, his footage is not uploaded yet. He was told no to shake. Not to ruin anything, but he kinda had to at the end....
6/07/2010
4/01/2010
Teeth like this..
It has been a while, both on this piece and in general. I'm surprised you haven't got some sort of kid farm happening up there. Aw shit, Sunday incoming. Who's the Easter Bunny now muthafucka!
I was just thinking about that time outside Applebee's or O'Charlie's.. whichever; where I was explaining to that bitch how the smoke fuming from the gutter was a giant-ass rat with "teeth like this". Brandon asked me if I'd ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and at the time I didn't recall and couldn't figure out where the fuck that query came from. Left field or some shit.
Several years ago, I finaly made the connection.. the vorpal bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.. gah. Then I remembered my mom trying to show that shit to me when I was ten or so. I watched maybe five minutes then went outside, probably to set some shit on fire.. who knows.
Anyways, I guess I had seen it.. that movie's five minutes long right?
I was just thinking about that time outside Applebee's or O'Charlie's.. whichever; where I was explaining to that bitch how the smoke fuming from the gutter was a giant-ass rat with "teeth like this". Brandon asked me if I'd ever seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and at the time I didn't recall and couldn't figure out where the fuck that query came from. Left field or some shit.
Several years ago, I finaly made the connection.. the vorpal bunny and the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch.. gah. Then I remembered my mom trying to show that shit to me when I was ten or so. I watched maybe five minutes then went outside, probably to set some shit on fire.. who knows.
Anyways, I guess I had seen it.. that movie's five minutes long right?
3/25/2010
So......
Whats up with everyone the board hasn't seen any action in a while so i figured i would say hello if anyone still reads this worn out medium of communication between the few of us
not much on this front sophie turns three on monday twas a quick few yrs
how is everything going on down in the desert
john whats up with you lately
Later
not much on this front sophie turns three on monday twas a quick few yrs
how is everything going on down in the desert
john whats up with you lately
Later
2/09/2010
1/01/2010
BUMMIES ALIVE
Well I still think that Frank is dead, but I am almost positive that we booked our friend John the Bum in last night I went back and watched our video of him and I am about 1000 % that its him this is good news I say, to know that at least one of our homeless brothers as still kicking
To all a Good Night
To all a Good Night
12/24/2009
Happy Festivus Honkies!
We just received a text-to-land line call here at the house. It said:
"I just wanted to wish you a merry christmas before I got naked, drunk, and lost my phone."
"I just wanted to wish you a merry christmas before I got naked, drunk, and lost my phone."
12/22/2009
DAMN
Yeah so its been a while
I'm pretty sure that our old friend Frank H. Ryan is dead with my new job I can look up anyone who has ever been arrested at the jail and the dude was arrested a shit load of times between like 97 and 03 and nothing since then so i think he prolly died
he is a fallen brother
Oh yeah and I also looked at your mugshot john from your telephone pranking days and
that shit is funny
Incase anyone forgot
WE FUCKING ROCK YOU, ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF OF YOU
I'm pretty sure that our old friend Frank H. Ryan is dead with my new job I can look up anyone who has ever been arrested at the jail and the dude was arrested a shit load of times between like 97 and 03 and nothing since then so i think he prolly died
he is a fallen brother
Oh yeah and I also looked at your mugshot john from your telephone pranking days and
that shit is funny
Incase anyone forgot
WE FUCKING ROCK YOU, ROCK YOUR SOCKS OFF OF YOU
9/26/2009
Do what now?
Baton therapy motherfuckers that is what. Working where my buddy Charles worked for a while huh? Damn wish you were there for when I got my 6 hours for prank calling. Glad to waste the city's money on that one. Yep didnt learn my lesson either LOL. Still get laughs out of that story. Man nothing new here honestly. My live is the suck. It isnt bad, it just isnt eventful. I should burn things.
9/24/2009
9/15/2009
Let me clear my throat!
Well it's been a while since I posted on this thingee so heres and update.......
I start Police Academy on Friday as a Corrections Officer yep i am the LAW and shit should be a pretty badass time ten weeks of police training and then i get to bash inmates.
So the trip to TX is off but im going to be making a good amount of dough so i hope we can book something for the spring i wanted to come down next month but it just wont work so we will work something out.
so how is everybody else doin?? alive and well i presume, or at least hope
thats about all up here for now
Later
I start Police Academy on Friday as a Corrections Officer yep i am the LAW and shit should be a pretty badass time ten weeks of police training and then i get to bash inmates.
So the trip to TX is off but im going to be making a good amount of dough so i hope we can book something for the spring i wanted to come down next month but it just wont work so we will work something out.
so how is everybody else doin?? alive and well i presume, or at least hope
thats about all up here for now
Later
8/30/2009
In the meantime..
I want you to execute this plan:
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sun, the ability to grow a beard.
You will also need: 1 x woman (the mark); but remember:
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with the mark for a month.
Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sun to gain a tan.
Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.
Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your mark's house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.
Step Six: Enter your mark's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.
Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your well being instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.
Step Ten: If your mark is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert mark's Name), I'm from the future.' in your most deadpan voice.
Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realize that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:
a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
Step Fourteen: Unless your mark is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, tell her to leave.
What you will need: 1 x knife, 1 x ring, access to a sun, the ability to grow a beard.
You will also need: 1 x woman (the mark); but remember:
Step One: Place the ring on your wedding finger and avoid contact with the mark for a month.
Step Two: Stop shaving and use the sun to gain a tan.
Step Three: After a month when your beard is full and your tan is noticeable, remove the ring from your finger.
Step Four: Remove all your clothes and break into your mark's house.
Step Five: Use the knife to cut your body in various places. Avoid the face. If possible, focus on your back. The more blood the better.
Step Six: Enter your mark's bedroom and lie face down on the floor. Wait for her return.
Step Seven: When she enters the room pretend to be unconscious. Allow her to turn you over and try to wake you for a few seconds before you open your eyes. The injuries to your body will serve as a distraction to your nakedness. She will be more concerned about your well being instead of fearing the naked man in her room.
Step Eight: When she asks you what's happened you should ignore her questions. Instead you must act confused and ask the date. If it's September 15th she will say 'September 15th' to which you must reply 'No, what year is it?'
Step Nine: Upon hearing the year say the words 'It worked.' Pretend to lose consciousness again for a few seconds, implying that whatever it is that has worked took a great effort.
Step Ten: If your mark is a curious person she will probably ask 'What worked?', even if she doesn't ask this question it is important that you now say the words '(Insert mark's Name), I'm from the future.' in your most deadpan voice.
Step Eleven: Pause for ten seconds to allow the incrediblness of the situation to sink in. There will be no reason for her to doubt your claim, because your beard will make you appear many years older and your cuts would add weight to the idea that you've come from a post-apocalyptic future where a war is currently taking place.
Step Twelve: Raise your left hand to your face. All women are very observant, so your friend will immediately notice the tanline on your wedding finger. If she is educated to a decent standard she will realize that you are married and your ring has simply disappeared, because clothing and other items cannot travel through time. Your nudity will support this.
Step Thirteen: Now comes the hard part - The monologue. In your own words you must give a speech in which you mention all of these key points:
a) You are married to each other in the future
b) Her current boyfriend is dead
c) The world is coming to an end. It's up to you to pick a reason, but I would recommend a war against machines. This whole situation will be backed up by the Terminator franchise
d) In the future your relationship is not going well
e) You've come back in time because you can't help but feel that she would have been happier with her current boyfriend if he hadn't been killed
f) Her current boyfriend is going to be hit by a bus on a day six months from her present. She should stop him going to work that day
g) If she does exactly what you say this current version of yourself will be erased and you will never get married. If she questions this flaw in your time travel logic, because you cannot change the past, simply reference Back to the Future
Step Fourteen: Unless your mark is made of stone she will now be overcome by emotion, especially at your selflessness. Get to your feet and go to kiss her goodbye. It is important that you do this with the confidence of a man who has done this to her many times.
Step Fifteen: There is now no possible way that you aren't about to have sex with her. You're naked, kissing her, in her bedroom, agreeing to erase a version of yourself from history to make her happy. And as far as she knows you've had sex many times in a future that will no longer happen, so she thinks to herself that maybe she should have one memory of it.
Step Sixteen: After having the sex, tell her to leave.
8/29/2009
So as I arise from the abyss...
Well I FINALLY got my fucking truck back. August 4 until August 27 I had every type of red tape thrown at me and then I got my truck. I still have the scars from the sun burn. I just think of it as some fucked up solar branding I got. Makes me feel better. Everything is about back to normal between everyone. Travis and Sean are friends. Ya know who I was beginning to feel like?
I got a new found respect for him after all this shit happened.
Videos, watching them of our shit. is I am reading that right. Copyright 2004? FIVE FUCKING YEARS or so...reunion is needed. I say we make it an extravaganza. I get this damned green up and my shit together. The band needs to get back together. SPRING SPRING BREAK. YO VANILLA...LETS DO IT!
I got a new found respect for him after all this shit happened.
Videos, watching them of our shit. is I am reading that right. Copyright 2004? FIVE FUCKING YEARS or so...reunion is needed. I say we make it an extravaganza. I get this damned green up and my shit together. The band needs to get back together. SPRING SPRING BREAK. YO VANILLA...LETS DO IT!
7/30/2009
Forgive the Camera man
He was on some weight loss stuff that makes him jittery. You should have seen the wedding video he did...uh oh I got a bombshell I have been meaning to drop. Yep not me that got married but anyone care to throw out a guess...give up...want one more guess. Broderick...swear to you. I was the best man. I was front row to see another one bite the dust.
7/20/2009
7/18/2009
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