MY FAULT

This girl did take pics for me, but since her camera got dropped a long time ago, the batteries dont reply to her to well. I have this pic but it isnt as good at the one the other girl took so I can post this.

NEW YEARS SOON TO COME...I can't wait to stop being solber.

Merry Christmas Fags

yeah so it's like 12:30 and shit in the morn so i guess its actually Christmas

so have a good one or not, whatever makes you happy

damn and the one time i actually wanted to see john's pole he didn't post any pics

Fuck

I want to see a Festivus MIRACLE!

Man Christmas is just beginning to blow more and more each year. It started off as a good idea until everyone came along and messed it all up. I mean comeone now, the people in Wal Mart who were shopping that day that dude got trampled got mad about not being able to shop. SOME ONE DIED YOU SELFISH FUCKS. Anyway, I am going to get a Festivus pole and I am only celebrating Festivus. Pictures of my Festivus pole are soon to come.

Big Floppy Tits!

What the fuck was I doing on that show.. I denied my express written consent after I literally shit my trousers 15 minutes into the taping. I saw all my fallen comrades and all their wives' floppy titties being crab-clawed by John at Phoenix Hill. It was paranormal alright.

HEY I just caught that...

NO EWWW not looking DOWN in that picture but across... I saw better TEETAYS on this other chick that flashed me...who was married :(.

Yea Happy Thanksgiving (FOR EVERYONE ELSE!)

Yea I manage to get intestinal flu so NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo I didn't get to eat a thing. Now I got to deal with fucking Christmas coming up. Haza haza. So, I came across this pic online.

















Man Broderick and me were watching Ghost Adventures and we were like OH that is what Jared is doing now. Wondered why we have not heard from him in a while.

Happy Indian Death Day

Well i hope everyone had a nice weekend and shit

Long time no posty but not much going to talk about

Glad to see jared isn't dead it's been a while since we heard from you so i figured the worst.

well im out of here later

That's a fine Wayne Gretzky..

See something you like down there?

Here you go....

Halloween 2008

I got to live my dream.

"I am Sterculius. God of Feces. You have desecrated my temple! You offend me! Prepare to feel the brunt of my wrath!"

Sean was Shake, Travis was the debil, and Erica was Wensday on Friday. Pics will be up soon.

Sooo...

Why the journey to the butthole? I cant see the video since we have hater block here so I just wanted to comment on the title and ask WHERE IN THE HELL IS EVERYONE?!

Welcome to Starfish Land

Hot damn it's been a while since anyone has said shit so ill just let this speak for itself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DH3zZurhbUA

oh NOW it wants to work

there is your fucking midget getting drop kicked.

Screw it

http://www.luchawiki.org/images/b/b7/Ultimo-guerrero_kemonito.gif here is the fucking link

Just because no one is posting...

We now have to drop kick a midget.

Well who still has it after all this bad weather...

Yea the videos for me are not rollin

They set that stuff for me at work to hata and I cant see it. Would someone take the time to give me vivid details of the videos for me. Be sure to include still frames.

Kick that bitch!

See more funny videos at Funny or Die

The bomb in Phantoms!

Watch this shit:

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Then..., watch this shit:

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I place the blame on the LEO

The idiots from the LEO-a recent LEO-had the ad that said Nov. 2nd, so they ran the wrong ad. Stupid hippie propriganda!

AHHH LETS CLEAR THIS SHIT UP

OK they played Nov.2 last year and thats the link of the courier journal, that a clip from last year look at the date, and they are playing OCT. 19th at coyotes downtown

thats the facts its on a sunday weekend trip from TX aint that bad we did it to NEW YORK and the fits weren't even playing there

CAVEMAN out

Okay maybe I COULD be right

http://www.courier-journal.com/blogs/vel10/2007/09/misfits-to-play-in-november.html


Maybe no one knows when they are going to show up. It will be like some weird coming of Jebus. no one knows when, they know it will happen. Maybe the misfits will just show up at some random spot, kick down the doors, take over and rock out.

BRANDON can't read HA!

Click the link and it will show we are both wrong. Oct. 19. Eat that fucker.

john still cant read

The Misfits show is oct. 12th and rollins is like mid november i think so a little more than a week would br necessary to see both in one trip but it would be mighty fucking sweet to the misfits whith ya jared, its on a sunday just sumthin to think about

Henry Rollins comin back to Da'ville

http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/160040F0F3474215?artistid=852591&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=52


yea dont mind the fact he is giong to be doing shows in TX mind ya, throw that out the window. Take a road trip up here and watch it with us. Yes fun times and such.


http://www.ticketmaster.com/event/1600410CA3B53601?artistid=1246920&majorcatid=10001&minorcatid=1
Misfits will be in town also at City Block. on Nov. 2nd. yep you can make a week of it. It would be a hoot.

SMASH you drunkards

I would absolutely be dilighted to smash and destroy peoples ability to get drunk and to buy guns and shit

it would make my fucking day..everyday

are you serious jared you would be dead in a week all the booze and guns you could ever dream of although im sure the manner in which you would have died would be quite hilarious

---drunk texas man gets angry at beer bottle for being empty and shoots said bottle with a glock 9; shrapnel from the bottle slice open his carotid artery and he bleeds out over a few thousand beer cans. Dumbass should have just smashed all the cans if he were so mad.----

and this has been an update from --

A FUCKING CAVEMAN

ATF...

Naw logic dictates I should give it to Brandon. As much as Brandon is straight edge seeing him taking personal pride in something he hates would be right for him. I can see him taking illegal booze and pouring it out in a warehouse and lighting it on fire blowing up the place. I can see Jared drinking up everything he gets and I can see the press ripping me for hiring someone who is drinking up everything. BUT there is hope. I will upgrade you a bit. You can be the guy on the couch...AT THE WHITE HOUSE! Now who could say that?

Director of the ATF ftw..

You had me at kegger.. however, if I can't be vice president, I should be head of the ATF. Seizing properties and shit..

And we could rename the White House. We'll call it Castle Greyskull. Yeah, that's the ticket.

RODMAN 2012

Yep since I am going to be old enough for the 2012 election, I am running. I have allready started with my campaign on facebook since Travis and Sean have bugged me about getting on there, I figured that would be the best place to start. I expect you to vote for me and if I win I am having a kegger at the white house...Brandon I mean milk chugging...

See, other people hate filth too...

you aint going to believe what I saw. I walked into McDonald's and this guy was yelling about his drink cup from Drive Thru being dirty. He was yelling at the workers and everything. Threatening to throw the drink on them and making them wear it. A guy in the lobby who was a customer was saying it isnt that serious or something. The guy got mad and was like "Keep out of this or I will throw this drink right on you." He didnt shut up and he threw it right on the back of his head. He got in his car and drove off and the guy followed him to the parking lot which the guy who threw the drink was stupid enought to work at charter. I saw the one who got hit calmly follow him over and I believe he was about to get a beat down over it. I later saw the same guy who was wearing coke in the lobby of wear I work talking to security...I will keep you updated...

No worries

http://psychoward.tv/

We can still keep up with Kip. I wish there was webcast of his OLD shows. The new ones are informative, not entertaining, but informative. The old shows were a bit of both.

He learned from lesbians..

"And the Sith Lord said, let there be dark."

Akikos...KIP-LESS

Broderick went to Akikos this weekend when I was out of town and Kip was not there. He won a big lawsuit since he was in an accident. Now he is doing video documentries. The livewire is now dead and the Maned KJ is now tamed. Akikios will forever not be the same.

a moment of silence...



WE NEED TO RETURN AND ROCK IT OUT FOR KIP's HONOR!

Yea yea I found pics of the band too.

This mugs right here scare me. If they are satan's back up band I would be scared to death. They got all of those ravaged teeth and all scary and stuff. Naw man I bet the music coming out of these guys are some freaky stuff here I tell ya what. I bet my ears will bleed listening to them. Sabu has nothing on his guitar skilz.

We Rock for Satan..

and make the baby jebus cry.

And now...

A picture of Sabu

I think you should see if Sabu will play guitar for ya. I heard his work every Sunday at the 23rd St Highview Mission Southern Baptist Church. He does a very good job. If he can strum for Jeabus, I am sure he can pick a few cords for you.

Vomit Dongs

Alright im seriously done talking about logistics of barf dicks and where the tub is and any other shit even to do with cock hurl's

so how is everyone??

Oh yeah i just bought an octave pedal it sounds way cool it produce sounds two octaves below what your playing on guitar so i dont need a fucking bass player just a drummer; had one of those; he's out of the pic, i guess, so i might recruit my little brother to do some real song producing

sure would be nice to have a second guitar player though.

Good logic...BUT

This was when I was living in the dorms at UofL and this dorm didnt have private bathrooms. They had a floor bathroom. It has stalls. I was in a stall. The bathtub you speak of is when the campus would catch a big rain and it would flood. Nearest shower was far away considering the circumstances. I was trapped in a stall to be doomed to throw up on my junk.

Logistics..

Why do you think the tub's always next to the toilet... that's for the puke man.

Hell, a bathtub is essentially a big ass 'bucket' with a drain. It's literally a catch-all with the capacity to hold all you can offer, and the capabilty to dispose of such messes. Where does it all go? Who cares, it's gone.

So what if you've got to stomp it down a bit every once in a while, and possibly push some vegetables aside to clear a path. The tub offers convenience and ease-of-use, not to mention a great place to relax and reflect after your stressful evacuation.

PRIDE in NOT having SHAME

Yea man that is when I got the food poisoning. I was foutaining like a fire hydrant in the hood on a hot day...except of clear water it was puke and poop...that eventually got to the point it was clear as water... I was taking care of my back end and my front end want in on the toilet action.

My balls suffered from the effort.

http://www.eddieshit.com/

Yes sir, this Brit right here know his potty humor I tell ya what.

Jesus Christ

That is possibly the worst thing i have ever heard, you puked on your own dick

OH MY GOD that is seriously fucking foul and just fucking sick

how bad of shape do you have to be in to hurl on your balls

you have no shame or pride john rodman

The Porcelin Gauntlet has been thrown down?

AND BROKE. Yea we dont need no toilet! Toilets are for punks. Using the bathroom on yourself in any way is a mark of excellence. I will even throw in puking. Shit I have puked all over myself. I have shit myself, and I even pissed myself...OUTSIDE OF MY OWN HOUSE! Yea I didnt even take the time to open the door and piss in my toilet. I stood on my porch and wet myself and the porch. Even better, I was not under any influence...I just couldnt get my keys out of my pocket... I even puked on my junk. Yea I was sick and taking a shit then puked on my junk. I had puke in my pubes! Teaches me not to shave my junk.

Valid Points..

Hmmm... this won't be settled so easily it seems, so I declare that the true Champion of Man will be the first motherfucker to shit-piss himself.. that's right.

You better blow brown boats and golden flows all at once in some place other than the house to be a real gladiator.

Pissin is for sissies

Listen here all you tards, pissin is for pansies a real man leaves brown mess where ever he goes

yellow is a bitch color, brown is all man baby you cant stink up a house with piss but a mighty shit that can clear the bitch out

ye have been warned

no one brags about pissin their pants but shit in them and your a legend

Urination across the nation..

To hell with pooping, pissing is where it's at.. always has been.

While the lethargic and apathetic are on their asses (bowel)moving in slo-mo, the motivated are out there getting it done. You can aim it, flame it(if you drink enough kerosene), game it (distance? yeah.) and more bitches (in my experience) are willing to grab a Golden Shower over a Cleveland Steamer.

Why be a battleship when you can be "Big Boy" and sink that motherfucker?

Why smell like shit when you can just smell like asparagus?

Shitting is old news, in fact print this and educate your ass while you have to wipe, and hope you don't break through..

All I've got to do is shake, jiggle, and pull.. which is never a bad time, because me and my cack are like this son(*crosses fingers).

Funny you bring that up...

Travis went to Florida for his anniversary and they were at a resort where a fire occured and they had no power. So before he left he did a tribute to Jared, and peed in all the sinks in his room before he left.

Some dumbass bastich..

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Ask your mother's face.

Basshead Bear muthafucka!

What a champ... taking that balloon.

And hermit is right, locking your damn door and shit. Made me have to stand on that little-ass counter and piss in your sink.

Glad I was a hermit

Eating in my room paid off in the long run I see. As for my roomates...well sucks to be them.

You forgot I ate that night to from Taco Bell. Cant eat there my ass!

Fucking with the 'Rod

hahah man we used to fuck with you so hard hahaha

I used to wipe boogers on your kitchen counter at betty johnson hahaha

that shit is the best

blasting you in the face with rocket water balloons for a 20 spot and then gettin taco bell with that said money when you cant even eat that shit HAHAHAHAHAHA

goddamn goddamn goddamn that shit is just tooo funny

Why do you wanna bring up old shit for...

ASS

yea like I wont read this or anything...

I am pretty sure all the alcohol I drank over time I am sure I am pretty much purified. According to Travis, I went to the point of no return when I did that stripper...It was still worth it...

I found a resolution along with the hand washing, the funding for the fire-armed trained fighting gorrillas for every public bathroom and the anti-bacterial. Alcohol. The cause and solution all of life's problems. I am sure I can drink the filth away. Lately I have not been in filth filled enviroment though. I dont work at UPS and it was chauked full of gunthers who were scared of soap and water. I say 80% of UPS, guys alone, were too much inbred to take avantage of the running water that UPS provided for them. I say the job I am at now, I have seen less non-hand washing. I am pretty much the only person who uses my area. If anyone else uses my area, I am only 30 feet from alcohol wipes. No worries no more.

Ya still gave me a dollar for that powerade...well you still gave me a dollar later on down the road...

Ah yes, that old chestnut..

I just went to the kitchen to get some more water, and was instantly struck with laughter when a damn bug flew into my glass. Not because I knew that I would just eat it, and the water... but because it reminded me of the time at UPS when we pooled some money to get John to eat a smashed cricket.

That shit was funny. Even better is the fact that I spit on that cricket when I was out chillin' on the dock, before I smashed it. (I would never tell him that though, as he's a crazy germaphobe.)

I was then reminded of the time John bought a fresh Powerade, only to open it up and drop it on the floor two seconds later. He was pissed, knowing that he wouldn't drink it after having been on the ground like that. What happened next, though, was even better. I reached down to grab it, and John became enraged. He tried to kick it away from my hand, because if he couldn't have it, no one would.

Sho am hot.

Anyone else ready for this next ice age yet?

It's gonna be nice.

Hey thanx :D

Yea man I went over to Broderick's last week. I weighed myself. 207. I went back this week, which was a week later. 218. YEA MAN WHOOOOOOOOO. Sean is going to be losing weigh thanx to his doctor. Too much tissue around his heart. No doctor told me to not do that so I am okay to remain fat and continue to get fatter. Jaba the Hutt was the ultimate epic fat ass. Calling me that is just an insult to him since I have not even recieved my first heart attack to level up past level 45. He was the Epic Level 50. Epic level is a whole new game I have not even scratched the surface on. That is when I get to sit at home in my bed and not move. He was even too big for those hoverarounds. I want people to bring me food and women. It be fun times.

Epic sir..

How fucking galant does Sas look on that unicorn..?

Epic.

RARRGHHHHH BLOODY BALLSACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com/2008/07/episode-iv-return-of-the-fitty.html

America, FUCK YEAH

yeah so the 4th wasn't too eventful some works bombs and mortar goofin off although we did have another works bomb take flight the bottom blew out and it went a pretty good ways into the air haven't seen that happen in a good while.

thats about it though, still not much going on up here except for john apparently getting fat as fuck and still hanging out with sean they will eventually look exactly alike

and that picture of the bushwhacker it seriously took me little bit to realize which one was john thats how gnarly your getting there buddy, you look like a bushwhacker

later

Jaba!

You do look fat as shit dude, or at least fatter since last I saw you... dirty bastich.

And, Nickelodeon's gonna sue your ass for posting a picture of Patrick on here claiming he's a sidekick of yours..

How dare you sir!

Oh and yea...

I got my picture taken with Bushwacker Luke...Now my life is complete.

And my first (and last) pic of my New (no longer owned) Sidekick Slide. Nice O face Sean.

and everybody is where?

Wait a damned min...

Where is Tim's invite to his wedding? WTF? Now this just looks werid floating around all we said relating to that.

Sharter check!

Allright who has pooped in there pants recently and has a story for it? No one, well I DO! Yep yesterday driving to Sean's house. Straight though man...this is going to be a good fart. Too bad no one was around to share it with. Well I decided to bring a little of it with me to share. Lucky they were not home and they gave me a key when I staying for a bit until they fixed my truck, so I had a change. Fun times. I have never drove and pooped myself. It wasnt much to go to the seat so I am lucky for that, but still I was scared I browned up my truck. Anyone else *cough* Jared *cough* pooped their pants recently?

Lockdown my ass

nah there hust aint a whole lot going on around here lately still jammin solo noone wants to play bass or any thing so im just going at it alone but hey when your vision is so perfect you cant have other people fucking it up with their own ideas thats for sure

well its hot out and that about all i got to say

later

Solitary..

Their respective wardens have declared lockdown status.

uh...

Yea uhm...where is everyone?

WOMP WOMP WOMP WOOOOOOOOOOOMP

Ain't messing with that stuff

I ain't never getting married and having kids that shit is for retards

count me out man kids and shit screamin cryin babies nagging wives yelling at you and stuff

do this do that not me man not ever




......................................................oh wait a minute?????

Well who is next.

I was sitting at work since I could not make it to Tim's wedding because I could not get off work and I was thinking well, who is next. The poll starts now on who is going to get married or engaged next. Tyler is living with his baby's mamma but I am not 100% sure if they are engaged or not. So he is a maybe. Broderick got with this crazy white girl and they are engaged so he is out. So, unless I am forgetting anyone that leaves us with 3. Sean, Jared and myself. You can take me out of the mix because I dont think I could find anyone that could put up with me so I dont see me getting hitched anytime soon. So that leaves Jared and Sean. I say Jared. Sean never gets out of the house. Unless he marries his cat Daisy, then well he would definatly win...I guess... Any thoughts?

Oh yea on a side bet we can also do. Let's see how long youtube catches that one TOS or Fusion ya posted. It has boobs in it. Either you forgot or chose not to care. Regardless, I'm not complaing. I am amused. BG party was a classic by the way. I never in a million years though I would be net famous for dancing in my draws and pooping. I have a feeling I will be #1 in Japan by the end of the year if I keep that up.

Man see AH

Saturday wedding with lots of booze, but no driver for me so I couldnt drink anyway. I do want to be there to be supportive of you though. Hummm....take off work or not? Let me put in for it and I will try to do something I usually do anyway and dress up lol.

Suuuure..

Now we get an invite..

Bah, I'm not much for watching a bro get locked up, but open bars are nice.

Oh yea...

by the way, tounge thing there was gross buddy. Should be ashamed of yourself of the yuck factor you caused on that.

You dont know what a hoot is...

Saw that shit last night over at Broderick's. Sean has yet another classic line on there. She reeked of alcohol and she was foul or whatever he said. Classic Sean though. Broderick's ending the whole thing with. At least she wasn't grabbing your dick was another classic. I forgot she threw a fit with her going I CANT EVEN GIVE IT AWAY! I thought she just said it. I didnt realize she was all hittin on my seats and shit. As for him filming that at home footage...errr...naw thanks for not taking one for the team on that one there.

Stale Garbage

What do you mean you cant believe i posted the meter shit i just posted racin rigs Iv'e gone post crazy im throwin it all up there hell you might even see some fighting fish tomorrow depends on how i feel and that barrell shit is just amazing oh my god that shit is priceless

you prolly should have gone home with her and filmed that too.

well thats all folks

Gin..

Everyone's favorite old hooker is up on the YouTube!

CNA in Loukeyville fools!

Shit..

Apparently when they say you can't post videos over 10 minutes they mean it, because I actually tried to upload ALL the TOS/Fusion set.. but half of them are over 10:00... womp womp womp.

I have to recut all that shit now.. wtf! How am I supposed to be lazy and shit with this kinda work ahead of me?

And, I wasn't saying it's too late, just past time.. as in, that shit needs to happen stat!

Do dog the rotund (however the hell it is spelled)

Man nothing wrong with a little inspiration. One day I hope I will take up a whole couch and be so big I have smaller fat people orbiting. People would bring me food, and I will wash myself with a rag on the stick. I would be, well, Jabba the Hutt. He was the measuring stick in fatassory. Anyone that wants to be fat aspires to be that way. Why not? He gets everything handed to him. Women, food, fame and money all came to him. Who would NOT want that? I am not counted the bonus features by the way where you actually see him move.

Right now I can still roll and ball with the best of them. Terrible Turmoil Tour would need to be in the works.

You all be stanky too can get youtube all up in your computer. I got it on lockdown here. none fo me bishes.

Back from the dead

aint yall some bitches. getting all fat and shitty, pathetic

bunch of pusses prolly can't even represent to the foolest anymore

damn shame

i juat posted some dumb vids on the tube since you posted like 6 in one day i had to refresh mine as well what the fuck is that felchercide shit

also i love old show 3 thats the goods

man ive got to send you the script for palms that shit is hilarious might not ever get made but its still like 100 pages of dumbness

and its never to late for a reunion we just need to actually put it together for reals this time

later

Justify My Lazy..

I started with some uploading just now, and decided to re-cut this one here.. At first I was concerned with syncing the original soundtrack, then my sub-epic laziness struck and I said "fuck it".. What we get is sloppy ass editing and what I'll call a "remix" of the original music.

Anyway, this piece is up, with more to come.

Hovaround!

The fucked up thing is epic fatasses develop handicap status and the 'perks' that ensue.. "Hey, I get to bomb around Wal-Mart in this badass cart because I was too stupid to not... get the fuck off my ass.." At least that's what my excuse would be at epic level. "Hey, will my insurance cover my new Hovaround?" ..and will it cover the ass-beatings I should expect to incur as a result of my laziness? Yes sir, I would want someone to beat me with half melted Twizzlers if I wasn't up to par.. but nobody will.

Now, I'm not saying don't shoot for the stars, and epic level, yourself. I just typed that other shit to motivate myself to stay sub-par in City of Fatasses..


I'm disgruntled.

I demand the right to ride a damn cart!


Oh, and I'm thinking of putting all the This Old Show and Fusion up on the YouTube..

Dude I am proud of you

You are trying to level up in the City of Fatasses. It is like the online game City of Heros, but with getting fat. The goal in this game to become an Immobile. Or an epic fatass is another good name for it. Great example of that is the lady who sat on the toilet for a long time to the point the skin grew around the lit and had to be surgiclly removed. You become a lvl 45 after your first heart attack. Lvl 50 you get a hoveraround. after that you reach in your epic leveling. I am hitting well over 200lbs now. I am about a lvl 41. That is when you get your dunlap (your gut dunlapped over your belt). I am proud of you!

I'm back muthafuckas..

Not sure from what.. maybe my recent posting hiatus..

I was scoping our shits on the YouTube again. I apparently can't get enough of them on my own hard drive.. I have to go watch them in low res on the internets too. You put some of the worst ones up there though man.. but I guess they got made, so fuck it. Watching them shits just makes me want to get some more going on.. makes me want to produce some epic shit, ya know..?

I'm down here getting out of shape, just sitting around with my thumb in my ass pretty much. Wah..

holy shit does that giraffe have a mullett?????

Well i started my new job at Fed-ex this week seems ok, i will be driving a forklift so thats pretty cool. Really not much going on here at all to talk about.

damn i guess thats all i really have to say

UH?

Man everyone got Rick'd Rolled and disappeared on me. WHATZUPWITHDAT?

EXCELLENT!

I was waiting to see if I got Tim, but I am sure he would not comment if I did. At least I got you 2 LOL. Rick Reid needs one of them. He goes, MEOW and says you just got Rick'd! Creative genius tell ya what.

Well I was on break, now I am back to work...

Oh, Tyler had a boy...I am scared.

ahhh yes i got rick'd as well

that was quite the good one ol' john pulled on us i was quite amused, some what annoyed at first but then saw the genious behind the creation of such a gag

good show john good show

not much here really weather is getting nice warming up 60's and 70's

had a jiu-jitsu tournament over the weekend pretty good showing 2nd in my weight class and 4th in the open weight division i lost to some dude that weighed like 320 pounds he just sat on me and threw his shoulder in my neck i couldn't breathe so i had to tap out not real cool but whatever

well thats about it

i know there aint much going on down there but what the hell do you do all day????

Gah..

I got Rick Roll'd!

Oh yea I found this shit here

http://smouch.net/lol/



Dude I could not believe that when I saw it!

Barrel...

Barrel would be comedy gold. Regardless, one day you shall send me a DVD chauked full of all kinds of fun.

Wedding bliss another go round with Tim huh...dude Einstien was right...

PAY ATTENTION TO HIM!

Believe that!

Time for reunion tour DAMNIT

Super Mayonaisse Supreme Condiment..

Its dominance will not be denied.

Good to see everyone's doing some shit and Jason's back from AWOL status.. got absolutely nothing to report on this end.

I think BJ2 and Hardcorps are better left unpublished.. Hardcorps, no matter how I cut it would be 'x' minutes of blatant toy racism. And, BJ2 just can't be cut into something anyone else would get but us.

Talk about flash from the past

What's up bitches.  I haven't had a computer to post on this piece for a while but I'm back.  I haven't had time to bang on the drums in forever either.  Finally working days though.  So what's everybody been up to?  Jared, you still alive down there in Texas?  I heard Brandon was thinking of working for the enemy otherwise known as Fedex.  So tell me what I've missed.

Later,

Tito 

Jared's is in shame hiding.

Yea man after I showed him mayo is doody he got disillusioned and confused and started wondering the isles of Kroger looking for a new condement to worship. Lost and confused, he cried and shame and found the frozen food section. When no one was looking, he opened the door and while his head was hung in shame she slowly walked in and went to the back of the freezer. In 50 years when they tear down the Kroger, they will find his frozen body along with a book about the false prophet of Mayo and how he let him down.

As for Jason, DUDE he needs to be sent an invite to post on here. GE huh? He works with Sean's Dad. That is funny.

Flash from the Past

HOLY SHIT so guess who happened to find ol' Bear and JoJo up on the tube only Jason Close thats who he sent me a response wondering why his name wasn't up there so fixed it his name is now properly up where it belongs

he works at GE and just bought himself a house seems like he is doing ok be pretty cool to see that dude again

I think we are expecting an invitation to tito's wedding pretty soon we'll see how that goes if it actually shows up or not

thats about all thats up here, did pick up some new strings today still getting somewhat better on the geetar

hey jared did you ever get to trimming HARDCORPS i know you said your drive got wiped out a while back i didnt know what you lost i would still like to put that up on youtube along with
BJ part 2

"Just like playing cards ya always folding it, I just blew ya ass off the stage so drop the mic ya shouldn't even be holdin it"

PSA

Hey I see everyone wants to pop out kids these days I tell you what so I give you a helpful link on how to raise your kids.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/217096/

MILESTONE

yo yo yo

the HOTEL ROOM video on you tube has hit over 1000 views and shit nothing else is really movin that fast but 1000 idiots have seen some of our shit

i also ran into marglemesh and he apparently ran across the page and had no idea who put that shit up kinda funny

anyways well im looking to go work for FED-EX just waiting on my second interview time my ass will be driving a forklift for 14 an hour

well thats it also there is still talk of the mountain trip, any way at all you could do it???

No not that day...

Mr. Poop in my pants 3 times in a year. I just sat there and wanted to see the whole event. I was bummed when we didnt flip. Your memory is rotten too. It happened on 264 no where near 65 moreover on the way to Sean's.

Plunk!

The best is when I got going about 60 down the middle of 65, up by 64, and just cut the wheel... the look on John's face was priceless.

You coulda been having a jolly ol' time in the brown snow.. his shit-stain is probably still in the seat.

Totally understand

They never did get my XTerra fixed in time so I could have been ripping some major turns with 4WD goin on but NO NO NO NO NO someone sent them the wrong part impeading of my winter wonderland fun time. I alway have problems having a ride when a good snow rolls along. Fuck the fucking fuckers I say.

Mothafucking SNOWBLIND

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Ya kidding me?

Man look at all the cool stuff Miracle Whip has man. First off, Ingredients: WATER, SOYBEAN OIL, VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SUGAR, SALT, EGGS, EGG YOLKS, MUSTARD FLOUR, ARTIFICIAL COLOR, POTASSIUM SORBATE AS A PRESERVATIVE, PAPRIKA, SPICE, NATURAL FLAVOR, DRIED GARLIC. Now it takes a lot of hard work for these magical mix to form MIRACLE WHIP...

Now lets look at boring ass Mayonnaise! vegetable oil, egg yolks. mustard, lemon juice and/or vinegar...what a RIP!

This right there is a step above MUSTARD. mustard seeds mixed with water, vinegar or other liquids. Mayonnaise is LAZY man. Even DUCK SAUCE is cooler than Mayonnaise! peach sugar, vinegar, ginger, and chili pepper.

Now lets look at the overall coolness of it all.

Now THAT is freakin hawt there!

http://teamlipgloss.blogspot.com/2007/07/crazy-but-true-miracle-whip-facial.html YEA lets see that MAYONNAISE be THAT COOL!

Yea even mustard has a mascot that is awesome and as we allready seen MUSTARD SUCKZ DONKEY BALLS!

SHIT even Curry CURRY of all things has a cooler mascot

He's Hot, He is Spicy and He TAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSTE Great...CURRY MAN!

What now what Mayonnasie got?

DUDE WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

Look! It is Mayonnaise calling her pimp Miracle Whip and you know what Miracle Whip is saying?

"BITCH YOU BETTER RECONIZE BECAUSE MY PIMP HAND IS STRONG. YOU BETZ HAVE MY MONEY OR I WILL GO ALL HOT SAUCE ALL UP IN YO ASS!"

Oh, and..

If anyone tells you otherwise:

One thing..

miracle whip...

at least it isnt this crap...

Worship the WHIP

AHHH the WHIP bow down before it wonderous taste. so sweet on the toungue and far less fat than your mayo. There is nothing that mayo can do that the WHIP can't surpass it truly is one of gods great gifts to mankind

long live the WHIP

Fuck Miracle Whip!

Everyone around here seems to think that shit is a direct replacement for mayonaisse.. it isn't.

Jared?

Yea good call. He has not graced us in a while here I see. Maybe between the cold and the warm fronts coming thru he got pneumonia and his last request was a pinapple coconut cheesecake with Miracle Whip topping.

Texas????

Well its been about a month since i heard from Ja-red and i will asume that he done blowed himself up doing something kinda dumb

well so long buddy see u in hell


were gonna get some killer footy down there

YEA IT BLOWS BOOTY HOLES!

No one to drag around or to drag me around in the snow this go round.

I have no vehicle with 4WD or AWD.

Deep sadness is ensude...

Ahhh the whiteness

Well it snowed like 4 inches here last night then it turned to ice ohh how much fun to be had, yet none to do it with

Man I gotz my reasons!

Daily updates? Naw. Just I was expecting some promptess gosh durn it!

Yea it wouldnt work man it would not work! AHHHHHHHHHHHH. Now that I actually did fidattle with it, hey hey I am back to fill your heads with steupidity I be spoutin. My old ass has calmed down to an extent. Still have my flames to raise hell tell ya what. I do miss the creative outlet though. Music and movies making. I be having good ideas pop in my head and just DAMNITALLTOFUCKINGHELL! No OUTLET. NO OUTLET AH AH AH AH AH.

This swanky new job might get me the funds to get my computer and do what I damned please. When is our reunion tour? we need to run it.

OHHH now you want some shit

Well for like the last year its only been me and the texan on this bitch and now you want daily updates and shit, its not like i check this bitch every single day, well maybe i do but i dont have shit to say most of the time


so go to hell

why the hell do you miss me all i do is yell at you anyways fucking drunk

nah just fuckin with ya john i kinda miss STERCULEUS a little bit

well not much here just hangin out with the baby and shit

well later on fags

AH you somesofbitches!

I see how it is. I come back to post then all the sudden you all disappear. According to the post count, this post is 502. REPRESENT DAMNIT! Yea yea DA VILLE baby! Man shit I miss you guys. I have never been so solber in a long peroid of time. I remember when I used to drink all night with Brandon and he would piss at random spots. Brandon was such a drunk. Jared used to get mad when I offered him a drink. Good times they were. good time. OH and just as an added bonus...soon in the future I will be getting pics of something the fans have been waiting to come back for years. A feud that wrestled in many epic battles and I will have pics of it. Stay tuned...

OH JEBUS I CAN STILL POST

Man WAY so sorry about the long hiatus. My idiot ass just figured out how this works and wamo I am in. Let me give you an update. I be working at charter still answering phones and listen to people tell me their internet or something of ours isnt workin. I get them online and they want to make me king of their small country. okay that is a bit much but it is my post and if I want to be king, I AM GOING BE fucKING yea just pund you bitches. Anyway. The brown truck engine just went to shit because I was not getting water circulating thru it so now I am on my 3rd vehicle now. This one I am going to enter in the Daytona 500 to. 92 Gran Prix 207,000 miles, no radio and the heat TRYS to work. Fuses go out all the time on various crap. I had to change the fuses from the backlights because I got blue lights for not having them. No ticket and that was a miracle. I had to change the fuse for the horn, now I can get people's attention while I am showing them they caused me to have road rage. No kids, no married, no girlfriend, no problems. Travis, needs a invite to post on here. He got a Paralegal position and he is back in school working there. Sean is still doing the Toys R us thing and not digging it. Uhm, no one else I can think of. OH and screw Broderick. Why? He got a job where he stands around and gets paid fat money to scan and copy stuff. He works with hot chicks to at UofL Hospital. I am up to 210 pounds now YES YES YES closer to my hoverround. 300lbs to go. that is all I can think of. Email me bitches. jrodman01@charter.net. Tim getting married...I hope she is cool. I did the kroger stock thing for Winn Dixie so I guess I did the Winn Dixie stock thing. Fun time. I want Barrell youtube footage damnit. Poste haste and shit. Email me damnit! I will be back posting updates and stuff.

In the ville

Well really aint shit goin on here but cold

lets see adrienne did see tim a few times at UPS last week so i can confirm that he is alive he is getting married and thats all i know been thinking of calling him up and see about hanging out and shit maybe playing some jams now i work a real shitty schedule and he is on days so who knows what will happen

Havent seen john since that MISFITS show in nov. so who knows????

jordan still working construction still short and still loves the cock

yeah i had to leave ups adrienne is a supv. on days so im working shit jobs until i get this firefighter or corrections job im in line for both so its just wait for a call

thats all really i still play the geetar all the time i really want to do something with it but i dont know what yet

just sittin on the dock of the bay and shit

what all do you do down there in TX????

Nada

True, there ain't shit happening here.

So, you done at UPS altogether or what man? If so, at least your still in the night scene for the most part..

WTF is everyone else doing lately?

Long Timey no Newsey

Yeah so nothing goin on in tx i guess

well i start my crappy job stocking shelves at kroger at night to make some extra cash

WOOHOOO

im seriously way stoked

at least there will prolly be some real winners working with me, should meet some real kooks

thats about all thats going on up here not musch else to talk about

later

Thirst-Rocking ya body

yeah so im sitting here on this thursday afternoon sippin on a fruit punch thirst rocker

thinking that the last year was pretty rad but the next one can be even better with some planning and time great things can happen

oh yeah jason is gonna be in Austin this weekend for some tattoo convention or some shit im not sure how far that is but hey if you dont work go break some shit and get him kicked out

that would be kinda funny

later

oH eIGHT

Another Year.