Chicken Milk Bomb..

I had forgotten the chicken business. Yes! I wonder how long it took to figure that out?

Awesome to be back and hear from everyone. I'm not on any social stuff really. The only thing I use is Messenger. Brandon has my # now, so if we can figure that out...

So many chitlins runnin' around. You guys have been busy.

It’s so nice...

It’s so nice to see some actual back and forth conversation on here. Been a post with a year break for too long. Sorry to hear about your mom Jared. 

Working from home isn’t too bad, kids drive me crazy sometimes but for the most part they let me work. I have two boys, 7 & 5. About to hit 39 myself in a little over a week. 

I’m missed you guys and all the good times we had and I’m definitely down for talking outside of this channel. Might be easier to keep in touch on a regular basis. I’ll shoot you a text tomorrow Brandon, maybe we can start up a three way text too. I’m guessing you all still don’t have those fancy social site accounts. I searched for both of you a few times over the years but never had any luck. I’m also in New Albany now, less than 10 minutes from where you are Brandon. 

When all this rona is over we need to meet halfway, maybe kick a hole in a hotel room wall and toss some chicken in the vent. 

Keeps on tickin'..

We'll make it happen. It'll be one of those Sandler movies where all the old cats get back together.

Marglamesh, yes! I still owe him money for that rental car.

I shot you a text.

Time....

I been checkin this blog daily for like a year waitin on one of yall to say anything. Jared I hope you are doing well down there, sorry about your mom. Seems that kid of yours is doing alright tho! Tim, I somehow ended up living next to Marglemesh, if you ever want to say hi, you could.   I truly miss you guys and the times we shared. I would love to someday hang out again if thats ever possible. I been steady checkin this bitch for like 15 years no, seems crazy its been that long.....Time?..??...   

Eight one two

two zero seven

Six three four three

Shoot this number a text or sumthin if yall want ????

Bunker Fuckin D..

I love you guys too.

Life sounds pretty rad, if estrogenic for you B. That must be an adventure. Tell Jordan I says what's up. Been so long.

Just watched Forgetting Sarah Marshall, swinging a big, gay dong for that movie. Might have to watch it again.

HOLY SHIT !!

Thats the most personal thing you ever said. It only took like 15 years. Hahah.

Life Update:

I am a Lieutenant for Louisville Metro Corrections. I am mildly in charge of the largest jail in Kentucky hahahah. Work is a covid warzone everyday. Pretty sure I had that shit already. Three kids all girls all TALL as fuck like the giraffe I married. Doing good in New Albany. Straight chillin still playin dem guitars n shit. Still hangin with Jordan all the time. Turned 39 last week. Love you guys Bunker D 4 Life

Lost..

Good to hear back from you man, and good to hear you can work from home during this. Gettin' stir crazy at all? How is that area dealing with the pandemic, in general? TX is, or was, mostly lawless about it, especially in the smaller towns.

First off, I want to apologize for being so sporadic and lazy about keeping in touch.

It took being in a really dark place for a while to get me to reach out. I think about it often, but for whatever reason, I fail to post or get in contact. I'll be ticking forty in a few months. I got laid off, which I tried to pretend wasn't too big a deal. I also recently let a good woman slip away.

We were together for five years. Trying to let go of her and move forward has been the hardest part of it all. I haven't had anyone to talk to about it, so I ended up texting her number for days, selfishly looking for support. I didn't think she would respond, but she did, and it set me back pretty badly. I think I'm dealing with much of the past trauma from the relationship I had when I was there, in Louisville. I know I didn't talk about it much. But moving here, back then, never really gave me a chance to deal with it, and I kinda shut down for years. I became addicted to video games, working random jobs on and off, and living with my parents. With some tough support from my Dad I started to turn things around, and this beautiful young woman was given to me. Only, it was about a decade too late and I made a huge mess of it. Having never really dealt with that trauma from the past, or really even a breakup, among other things, I sabotaged it all and pushed her away, wasting her time and youth. I've been struggling. Shame, guilt, loss.

In the past I would have been quick to say something like: "get up and move on", without any context. I realize I had no idea what I was talking about most of the time.

I'm working through it, as best I can. Typing this actually helps. I can't sleep, so I'm up watching Youtube videos, shedding tears over my own mistakes.

As far as other stuff goes, my daughter is 19 now and in an honors program in college. I'm incredibly proud of who she has become. Thanks to my Dad's support, she's doing well. My mom died some years back, cancer. I was too depressed myself to help as much as I should have, or just be supportive. I don't talk with my father enough, but never really have. He remarried a Russian woman, and we hit it off really well. /sarcasm

I hope everyone there is doing well, and I hope your families are going strong.

Working and camping

Just trying to stay alive, working from home all the time and getting out on the weekends to camp. What about you? 

Wow dudes..

What has been happening?

For real.

HALLOWEEN

Bonfires burning bright

Pumpkin faces in the night

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

Dead cats hanging from poles

Little dead are out in droves

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

Brown leafed vertigo

Where skeletal life is known

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

This day anything goes

Burning bodies hanging from poles

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

Candy apples and razor blades

Little dead are soon in graves

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

This night anything goes

Burning bodies hanging from poles

I REMEMBER HALLOWEEN

Just chillin

At the Hospital with the wife on this fine 4th of July. Great spot to watch fireworks that are really far away. Hopefully we don’t make this a new tradition.

The fourth is strong with this one!

This place is a damned meth-infested shithole for sure, but I've avoided all that... and the slammer.

I'm busy embracing my own craziness.What's going on with you guys these days?

Poof!

Good talking with ya!

...............

How was your stint in jail for what I assume was for methamphetamine.

Glad you are still alive I guess. Hahaha

Welcome Back

It's been years man! You just get out of the slammer?

Ch. 2: The Savage Returns

In the dark, a contemplative man questions his surroundings.

It has been... a while.

Yep

I get an email anytime somebody posts here. Pretty sure the other two have left this earth though.

Hello.....

Anyone still check this piece!!!!

Jeep Pics

Snap crackle pop

UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WITNESSED WHAT WAS ONCE THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE................
I WAS THERE FOR THE UNTHINKABLE...................

I WAS THERE WHEN GLENN, JERRY, AND DOYLE ONCE AGAIN SHARED THE STAGE!!!


THE MOTHERFUCKING MISFITS!!!!!!

ALL HELL BROKE LOOSE!!!!!
WE ARE 138 MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!

Where dat asshole go?????

Thought that dickweed said he had cave internet. Asshat sure ain't using it. Need to take his ass to the library or sumthin...... SHIT!!!!!

Sammich

Not sure why...

But this made me think of all of you. 

This happened long ago as well

Family Vacation

Took wifey and 3 kids to Great Wolf Lodge back in October. Indoor water parks kick lotsa ass. 80 something degrees inside 20 degrees outside. Took my tiny ass baby down this gnarly raft ride and wifey got all scared like we was gonna kill the baby. Shit was way funny... made my trip worth it.

Long time ago I went on vacation with some other fools too........... Gatlinburg straight gettin lost in the woods for life son!!!!!!!!

These days..

Talking about those holidays and shit. How was everyone's vacation if you got one?

Return of the fly with Vincent Price

YO YO YO

Just went a MISFITS show on Saturday
Jerry is still killin that shit

I'm back muthafuckas!

Online that is..

Finally got a connection up in this cavemouth. The porn!

Fun & Sun

Damn I need to move out of Indiana. 

To the cover of the jungle a noble savage runs

Well it was a fine communication that I had with ya buddy

I got a couch and two weeks vacation in march if ya want to visit

Nostalgia is kinda lame new memories should be made

Into the Woods..

Heading back to my cave, so no telling when I'll be back on here.

I need to make a trip back there at some point... grab some nostalgia and shit.

New York

That time in New York when your family was giving out anal beads for birthday or graduation presents. HAHAHAHAHAHA Fuckin Gross HAHAHAHAHA

one is evil and the other knows kung fu.

"Recent reconnaissance has revealed a 2.7 liter plastic dish containing what appears to be Ramen Noodles.."

"People still eat that shit?!"

(Sigh.. and loosely audible fart) "There also appears to be a sweet motherfuckin' grilled cheese sandwich artisanally crafted from two hot dog rolls spread, buttered, and fistfuckin' fried in yesterday's bacon grease with an American slice or two tossed twixt those sweet facefuckin' buns... nonchalantly tossed into the noodlescape to navigate the desolate doldrums for a short eternity."

Happy 4th bitches

Good to see some actual posting going on. Sadly, the drum kit got sold when we moved houses. There was period before moving into the new place that we were homeless and it was too big to keep around. They have free internet at the library. Go there and check this shit like once a month Jared. I'm sure I would have more to say but it's late.

more shit to say

After I posted that short bit I realized that I had a bit more to say.

Not really much to say just questions really.

UMMM... what do you do in Texas all day???? How old is that kid of yours... gotta be like 14-17 yrs old right????
 Do you actually ever see yourself making it back up here for any amount of time????

Before you brake checked my back all to shit I remember smacking the shit out of johns dumb head waitin at stop lights on bardstown rd. That shit was funny! Derby Night if I'm not mistaken and I prolly am.

Why dont you have the internet?? Do you in fact live in the woods these days??? If you do live in the woods are you at least all tweaked out?? I hope so, that would make me happy to know that at least your havin fun in the woods and not survivin on deer turds and squirrel shit.

I dont actually expect answers to any of these questions. I'm sure it will be the usual deflection with comedic sarcasm and witty banter.

But hey I tried to talk to you like i guess old friends are supposed too i guess

Still guessin after all these years

That shit fuckin hurt

That was not jason that you fucked up asshole... it was me. Brake-checkin fuckhole.

Pretty sure i ran Tim off askin bout that drum-kit

boooooshh

God Damn..

Haven't had internet for so damn long. I guess they don't provide that shit in the woods.

House-sitting at the moment, cooking some black beans and rice... soaking up some connection.

I saw a shitty white Bronco a couple nights ago... reminded me of Jason trying to jump through the back window and me slamming the brakes so he'd eat shit into the seat. Pile 'em all in there... especially the old hookers. Ask Marglemesh about being WAY too wasted and jumping the Bronco by the mall where we used to live... or tearing ass across people's landscaping in the East End.

Fuck, let's just crash a rental car into Marglamesh's house... I can leave the money I owe him for the last one we trashed under the wiper.

Let me give this a try........

Hey Tim 1.... do you still have that 10 year old drum kit laying around somewhere................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................???????

Pic storage

I found this to be funny

I was talking to my neighbor MARGLEMESH and I told him that Jared was gonna stay with me for the summer. I thought it would be funny to get his reaction. That dude did not seem psyched on this at all, not even a little. He looked a little scared. I told him that we were gonna burn his house down and he didn't act like that couldn't happen.

Then he said something very astute.
"Jared was very easy to be friends with"'

That sentence made alot of sense to me. Mostly because it was 1000% true. You were very easy to get along with as long as you were along for the ride just about anyone could have jumped in that dumbass bronco. I never really thought about it, I just thought we had similar ideas and interests, but looking back I think we both were just looking for someone to blow shit up with and have some before we got too old.

This place hasn't changed much.

Akikos looks almost like the same damn place except for a little more alcohol selection.  Not the same without Kip though. 

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yep

Pi

I challenge anybody to make it through this entire video. This brought back memories of the Primary. 

http://youtu.be/nZXPJyjUINc

???????????????????

So I guess that got posted???????????????

Pussy Control..

That's the shit I was listening to when I finally decided to check this piece. I have thought about it for several days... months now, drifting through my thoughts when I wonder why the fools around me seem so dull.

Odd (the music), but pretty funny. And, Tim, just like when I suggested the Michael Jackson hits cd's, I highly recommend Prince. Music is a path of discovery, and sometimes it takes a while 'til you get to say, "Ohhhhhh, now I get it."

And, Brandon, my man... I thought you were Straight-Edge, X-on-the-hands at the now Imag-endary-Bunker'D-Show... at your shitty garage, hardcore. I'd diarrhea both of our pants to have a beer with you...and pretend to play some super-rad purple-guitar, motherfuck meter Mary Had a Little Lamb riffs. Oh yeah, my mom's dick broke your back

Go visit/re-visit Muse. "Madness" playing now. A wave of nostalgia washes over me, like a Trocky-Hebrew-School's-why the fuck did John try to save that phonebook from the hotel then swing his Jew-Hammer over a.... long-hyphenated something something.


[There's been a 2-hour break]

Viewed and reviewed, after much deliberation, I have pondered a final thought for the moment:

Remember that time we?

Pics or it didn't happen

Pictures would have added more humor to the post. I'm at work so searching for baboon balls isn't really doable right now or I would provide my own. 

Mental Statement

The fact that I was all loopy on pain meds had no effect on my last post. I just thought it was funny that I had big purple baboon balls.

Ok

Well aren't you a Debbie Downer when you're high. 

AHHH.......THE YEARS.

Indeed how many more years will we continue to look at this antiquated monument. I can't explain why i check this thing every single day. Every day I come here half expecting that Jared has finally pulled the plug on the last thread of our friendships. I don't know how many years it has been since I've seen Jared. It's been a little less time since I've Tim or Jon. I could easily get in contact with Tim or Jon, I just don't care to. My life at this time is 1000 miles from where I thought I would be at this time. There would be almost nothing to talk about except the past and I can do that all by myself. So indeed the question is how much longer will we check this looking for whatever it is that we are looking for.

I'm not coming to Texas anytime soon, I have 3 kids and can't just up and leave for a week or two. So unless your coming up to Louisville, I would say that we have done everything and said everything that we are ever going to do and say to each other.

P.S. - I got my balls snipped and they are all purple and swollen and I am high on pain pills.

Balls

I'm about to freeze them. Rugged Maniac in only 53° doesn't sound as good as it did several months ago. 

That's what she said..

Nothing eventful to report on, and unlikely that there will be anytime soon. How many more years of this?

Well that didn't last long

Everybody disappeared again.

Tell em Steve-Dave!

YEAH I THREW A SADDLE ON YOUR MAMMY!!!!

Holy shit

You two finally got a ride to the library to use the internet for a bit. About time I'm not the only one posting in months and months.  

Hey piss on you buddy

Real hard to clear the back room of a fucking McDonalds you big nose having jew fag.

Trying to share my feelings and you make a mockery of it

that's bullshit!

Life..

I can't acknowledge that warm, sentimental post. Instead, I'm going to call you gay.

And then, share with you a magic moment from daily life.

I dropped a hot fart at work a little while ago and cleared a room.

Last Night ........

I had some friends over last night and some of them knew that I had some stuff on youtube, but one of them had never seen that stuff. Well instead of going to youtube I went upstairs and got our old footage dvd the "footy master" if you would. I made these guys watch some of our stuff. Bear & JoJo and Hardcorps were the main attraction. I personally haven't watched that stuff in quite some time. I don't know if anyone ever thinks about those days and the time we shared together.

Watching that stuff made me remember how much fun it was growing into the person that I am today. All you guys left your mark and I still think about all of you guys. I don't think that any of us will ever see each other again, and I'm pretty damn positive that all of us will never be in the same room together. Time changes everyone and who knows, we might not even get along anymore, but there was a short time in our lives where we were awesome and didn't give a fuck about anything else except the next mission or whatever silly shit we were up to. So if you read this and you ever wondered if I gave a shit I do and will continue to wonder what one more sunday night at akikos would be like.

Daily Journal

It was 70°+ two days ago and it snowed yesterday. What the crap is up with that? 

This morning my razor went dead half way through shaving, had to wait 15 minutes for it charge back up before I could finish. This is gonna be a bad day. #WPP

So

Any exciting summer plans for anybody? I'm tired of all this cold weather, ready to get out and enjoy some sun. 

Happy New Year!!

!!!!!!

Merry Christmas

Hope you all had a good one.

I got nothin'..

Just remembered that I hadn't checked this piece in a while since I changed my homepage to Google... one less click to porn that way. And I'm a fan of efficiency.

Every time I catch an interesting broad on tv or in some movie, I find myself on the Google images searching her name. Then searching her name again, followed by 'nude'.

WTF

Does everybody have to wait for a trip to the library to get on the internet? Post you bitches. 

Road trips

Road trips are a lot different when there is a little one in the car too. 

Happy 4th!

Hope everybody had a great 4th of July. 

I didn't make that up.

It's on the Internet so it has to be true. 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tina_Turner

P.S. 

Glad to know I'm not the only one still alive. 

Adam Cockburn..

Well damn, if I had just waited two more months I could've had a damn post anniversary. But, after regaining some semblance of consciousness today, I've come here to find this "Queen of Rock" nonsense and am compelled to call bullshit. There is but one...

Big Wheels Keep...

...on rolling. 

Went to NOLA for work and at the end of conference they had a big party at the Mercedes Benz Superdome. The surprise performance of the night was none other than The Queen of Rock Tina Turner.   

Just

..nod if you can hear me

Hello

Is there anybody out there?

So.....

...where are these pictures? This blog needs some activity. Jared and John, either of you still alive?

Ohhh man....

I was rummaging through some boxes yesterday and i found some some ridiculous pictures. I will be posting them up here in the next couple of days. They are fantastic.

The traffic that never sleeps..

Hey, we saw The Statue... and a bunch of Manhattan. Getting recognized and passed that sticker on the bridge on the way out, at 60mph, was pretty funny. One that had to be hilarious, but that I missed entirely was Brandon battle-rolling down the mountainside in Gatlinburg after a wrong-way trek up.

Other places suck

While Colorado was great. Minnisota was pretty terrible, at least the part of it I was stuck in. About the only redeeming thing there was Mall of America and that's because it has roller coasters in the middle of it and a Lego store with some amazing things made out of Legos. Did bring back some of the good memories of the road trips we took. We need a top 5 or 10 road trip moments list, I'll start. - The fun of driving through downtown New York during rush hour when Jared accidentally navigated us there when all we wanted was to see the Statue of Liberty.

AHHH

I see what you did here....and I liked it.
Good to see your brain hasn't completely wasted away down there in the desert.

Colorado doesn't suck..

Everytime I've been there has been great. Even riding with four other people for 8 hours in a car the size of a Geo Metro with my broken leg routed up the center console from the back seat. I reached the top of Pike's Peak on that broken leg. What have you done on your broken leg, Sally?

This blog......

...is kind of boring now. So, what's everybody been up to? I'm currently in Colorado for some training and I have to admit if I were to move anywhere this would definitely be high on the list of places. Yesterday marked the one year mark of leaving UPS and that's been proven a pretty great decision so far. The biggest news for me would be our first little one on the way. So, there's a quick update from me. What's everybody else got going on?

I didn't mean anything by it just messing with you, they should be good neighbors. Mark has for sure calmed down from his crazy college Marglamesh days :).

Congrats on the new house!

?????

What does this mean???????

In reference to tito

Bwhahahaha...

...hahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..........hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah. Enjoy the new neighbor.

Land of the Lost..

Did you mean: "I've moved across time"? How the fuck else can you reside next to a shit-eating dinosaur? Knowing that, I'll say I've been avoiding a response because this is all a ploy to get me to pay him some money for that rental car we trashed long ago. Or, I just haven't checked this piece. It'd be great to make that show and hang out, but I'm not sure what's crappenin' this summer. My kid's off with my father at some point to visit the NY. I'll be stuck here making House Party look like House Party 2, with everyone gone. Or, sitting around in my underwear.

Well.......

I gave that post quite a bit of time to sit and ferment, pretty sure I got my answer on that one.  Anyways.... just bought a new house on the other side of the river, got out of the ghetto finally. We were moving in and guess who walks out of the house next door.

MOTHERFUCKING MARGLAMESH.

That's right I live next door to a guy that eats baby shits. Which is appropriate considering he now has two of them little bastards.

Pretty crazy shit.

Well Maiden is gonna fucking rule.

Ok so..............

To : JARED

So here is a Huge thing I have been pondering.

IRON MAIDEN and ALICE COOPER are playing in Indianapolis on my birthday which is JULY 19th. I'm saying this cause while i know it would prolly be impossible for you to get here, but if you did there would be a ticket for you. I don't know what your transportation situation is hell i would even go in half for a greyhound ticket if that is what it would take.

I haven't seen your ass in fucking 7 years, it doesnt seem like it has been that long but it has. I don't know man just would be real cool to see you again.

Probably wont happen but fuck im throwin it out there

Beware..

Hell Wall seeks its revenge!

.......MESSAGE................

The ANGRY APHIDS say boomshay boomshay boomshay.

that is all

Sauce of Fire..

Having forty extra Fire Sauce packets certainly has its advantages. I use it on my cereal, in my coffee... in my bath water. I wash my ass with it. So many uses.

i walk away for 5 mins...

yea i didnt see shiznit going on for a bit so i thought this was a forgotten refuge on the internet.  all i do is work.  i got creative motivation that needs to be fed so i picked up a 2nd job for that good money that feeds that shit.  new camera so far has been bought.  new computer will be build.  i have a few vacation spots i want to hit up in 2k12.  the much talked about, never completed, much needed TX trip needs to be done.  out of the country for the the first time falls in there somewhere and then grand finale will be me finally getting dat ass back in college to get my knowledge.  lets see if plans meet cash to form epic awesomeness

Lasagna Day..

I've been eating this shit for days, and nights.

I rarely play the guitar... it's like a dust spire.

TURK DAY

Well turkey day was pretty decent, besides having to see all of my family, I would say it went OK.

I hope yalls did too.

Hey jared you still touchin that guitar or is it dust mountain and shit????

BRUTAL

Is it really that bad out there man??

She's a Maneater..

I'll tell you where I've been.

Imagine you're really enjoying your life - living in a city with an abundance of opportunity, working at a job you look forward to going to each day, surrounded by people you dig, having interesting stuff to ride and doing things everyday with your friends...

Well, it's the opposite of that. Being the subject of a cautionary tale is a bummer.

Well sir.........

For being a homepage ya sure as hell never say anything on it. What the hell have you been doing for like the last 5 years. Jon are you still alive man haven't read anything from you in like 10 years either.

Jesus time has really had her way with us. She is a lusty old broad

Echo Echo..

Check it everyday? This shit's my homepage motherfucker.

Speaking of not having anything to post, or at least anything of interest; I'm eating a bowl of yo mammy's jank-ass tuna. It's delicious.

HELLO..................

Damn, anyone still on this mother. I check this shit everyday but never really have anything to say. Today is no exception, but I think I'm gonna start posting everyday just to see if any of you asses take notice

Later Suckas

sheeesh

Well infant #2 was puss-crapped into the world on 9-9-11. As sorry as i am jared her name is not phillip. While phil is a fine name, it didn't really fit either of our daughters. I do apoligize.

Other than that there really isn't much going on.... I did get me a new bmx bicycle and have been riding almost nonstop, I am almost as terrible as I was back in the day so I'm pretty stoked on that point.

My sweet city job is giving me a month off for this child birthing thing so im off to help the lady do random crap that I don't really care to .

talk to you queers later

Hold on..

Brandon, you should have named one of your kids Phillip.

Nothing Like farting in the bathtub

Hell I dont know of no damn good title. Well this computer is a computer some chick who lived across the way asked me how could she throw it away. I asked her if I could have it and here we are. I cleaned it up and well, this is working until I get a real computer. I am getting it bit by bit. I have not practiced procreation in awhile. I need to get to cracking...just not ready to make kids. Fun to practice