I have a current little peeve that's really crawling under my hide concerning the people that won't stop raving about Napoleon Dynamite:
Despite the complete regularity of the flick making it suck hard, the damn bike wasn't even a real Sledgehammer. I had that shit, until just a few years back when it payed an eternal visit to the junkyard. I bought it brand new at Zayre's with some saved paper route money. That shit had orange forks alright, but the bars where 'Longhorn' shaped and there was some 'shock boot' material on the seat post, not to mention... The details of the bile/bike were way the hell off in the movie; it looked like some damn Roadmaster spruce goose piece Kryloned over.
Those littles had a small ass ramp getup too. We always had at least three cinder blocks on the stack.
Damn I hate that movie. And I'm done.
They should've made that shit Napoleon Dolomite. Rudy Ray would've dunked on your souls, bitches.
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