Benders, mmmmm!
The Beer Belt:
No, not some championship award, but an actual holster targeted toward the alcoholic on the go. It'd be the perfect utility for the woodland party where the beer is usually stored back in the car, a hike away, free from prying eyes and thirsty mouths. Keep them shits close, a grasp away. I think I recall (I think..) them being at Spencers.
Sure, it'd be awkward at first and probably dumb-as-a-hipsack looking; but, you're an alcoholic, what do you care?..
However, I've another idea.. an improvement even:
The Beer Bandolier. Yes right fools! When I was little, I had a Chewbaca Bandolier that held Star Wars figures. I figured why not reminisce a bit and recount the past design technology that helped me be so damn cool as a kid? Fuckin' A!
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